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Postby TyrannoTitan » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:35 pm

Granted, but he wasn't playable.

I wish I HAD ROTF game, unbroken of course.
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Postby C S » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:35 pm

granted but he sucks ***

I wish for a laser pickle
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:36 pm

Granted, but you can't kill the fallen. I wish CIK would never try to sneak onto this site again.
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:43 pm

Granted, but then LE tries to pop on in here instead.

I wish for unlimited hotdogs!
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:53 pm

Granted, but they are all burned. I wish that elite combat forms would retain their proper armor when their bodies are destroyed, not have the armorer revert to that of a minor.
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:56 pm

Granted, but that tiny alteration causes the game to crash upon being started.

I wish for an army to command.

too bad KP stripped me of that luxory...
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:57 pm

Granted, but your troops have no weapons. I wish I could stay up for a week and not feel sleepy at all.
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:59 pm

Granted, but you then forget to eat, and then...

I wish for eternal happiness.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:04 pm

Granted, but everyone else becomes depressed due to the fact only you are eternally happy. I wish it was possible to blow grunts into pieces in halo 3.
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:10 pm

Granted, but as a counter-measure, Bungie makes the grunts invincible and boring.

I wish for a new cell phone.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:11 pm

Granted, but it ends up being stolen. I could look into the sun and not suffer eye damage.
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Postby Giratina93 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:14 pm

Granted, but your skin melts instead.

I wish for a U-boat. (An early german submarine)
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:28 pm

Granted, but it's rusted. I wish for a solar powered cell phone.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:32 am

Granted, but from then on, the sun never shines.

I wish for some Orange Chicken.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:33 am

Granted, but the rest of your family eats it before you can. I wish that playstation one games were still released in game stores.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:59 am

Granted, but they then stop releashing Xbox 360 games out in stores.

I wish for a Metroid film to be made.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:02 am

Granted, but it is so bad that it fails at the box office. I wish that MH3 will become the best game ever made by capcom.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:25 am

Granted, but then Capcom's standard for games plummets so low that even the worst Nintendo game is better than MH3.

I wish for KP to finally post in the RPGTopia E-war.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:27 am

Granted, but he forces you to watch your minions get mutated. I wish that there were hunter and grunt allies in Halo 3.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:29 am

Granted, but you then loose your Marine allies, and are killed by Sergeant Johnson.

I wish for a remake of King Kong, and it would be done in Japan.
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