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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:33 am

Granted, but is far worse than the one done by Peter Jackson. I wish that no jellyfish stings would hurt me.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:35 am

Granted, but being touched by a slug now kills you on contact.

I wish for the entire planet to be covered with water.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:38 am

Granted, but the human race drowns. I wish it was possible to kill your allies with your guns in the video game version of king kong.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:39 am

Granted, but then, your unable to kill the hungry Venatosaurs with your guns.

I wish for a bazooka that shot out CS clones for ammo.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:41 am

Granted, but then they join forces with the real CS and destroy you. I wish that a cloverfield 2 would be made.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:42 am

Granted, but it turns out to be worse than the origonal.

I wish for a JP IV to come out soon.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:44 am

Granted, but it sells out so many tickets that you can't get into the theater. I wish I had a swimming pool in my back yard.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:51 am

Granted. It's filled with rocks.

I wish for a massive spider the size of a truck to suck the life out of KP while I hide in a bunker.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:53 am

Granted, but then all of the other members become enraged before proceeding to hunt down and kill you. I wish I would stop getting pointless calls to my house.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:45 am

Granted, but then you begin to miss really important calls.

I wish for a unique type of reptile to be made of glass.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:19 am

Granted, but it shatters the momment you touch it. I wish there were more dinosaur species in primal prey.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:23 am

Granted, but they're all made into uber monsters that kill you in one hit.

I wish for... wait a minute..




A GIANT CATFISH!
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:29 am

Granted, but it eats you before you can eat it. I wish I could take a trip to the moon without having to join nasa or pay any money.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:01 pm

Granted, but by the time you get there, the moon's colonized by man-eating plants.

I wish for more users to join the site.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:05 pm

Granted, but they are noobs. I wish a call of duty 6 would be confirmed.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:54 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a very terrible game.

I wish for more Halo books to come out.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:26 pm

Granted, but their prices are so high you can't buy them. I wish more Calvin and Hobbes books would be released.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:52 pm

Granted, but they're all bought out before you can get a copy.

I wish for more crackers to eat.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:58 pm

Granted, but they crumble to pieces in your hands. I wish a sequel to Jurassic park warpath would be made and it would be considered a very good game.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:01 pm

Granted, but the game's sent into Development Hell, due to another project being done, namely: a Barney game. :twisted:

I wish for TT and KP to duke it out against each other.
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