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by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:56 pm

Granted, but then your dog chases it around your house. I wish my dogs wouldn't bark during the early hours of the morning.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:44 pm

Granted, but they instead breath fire and burn down your house.

I wish school didn't exist.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:47 pm

Granted, but home school still exists. I wish I could dive to the bottom of the ocean and see in the dark.

by **C S** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:51 pm

granted, but water pressure is a douche and pancakes you

I wish for anti gravity boots

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:56 pm

Granted, but they run on batteries. I wish I could live the rest of my life without drinking one drop of water or any other liquid.

by **C S** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:01 pm

granted, but at the cost of your jaw function and you cant open your mouth, and subsequently, you starve to death

I wish for a proton engine propelled space craft that uses accelerated particles and their collisions in a chamber to generate enough energy to power life support, amentities and immense speed =D

by **TyrannoTitan** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted, but then you fly right into an asteroid, killing yourself and destroying the craft.

I wish my internet was faster but didn't crash my PC or delete anything from it...or kill me.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted, but it takes hundreds of years for said engine to come into existance. I wish that the final boss of MH3 had some form of resemblence to the fatalis dragons from the older games.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:09 pm

Granted, but the creature doesn't even look like the Fatalis dragons and only resembles them in name.

I wish I could control Anti-matter.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:12 pm

Granted, but when you try to save someone, you end up accidently hitting them instead of the bad guy. I wish that grunts and jackals had animations that would show them being transformed by the flood.

by **C S** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:14 pm

granted but they are CRAP

I wish my dog and I had super powers

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:21 pm

Granted, but people then wish to steal your powers for their own ends. I wish my mom had a sense of humor similair to mine.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:22 pm

Granted, but she quickly looses it.

I wish I owned my own zoo.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:27 pm

Granted, but the only creatures you have in the zoo are squirrels. I wish I could survive a boulder falling on me.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:40 pm

Granted, you survive it, but all your bones are broken.

I wish Pokemon was real.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:57 pm

Granted, but all species of pokemon are hostile to humanity. I wish I was immortal.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:07 pm

Granted, but TT strips you of it.

I wish i had a bigger computer to work from.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:10 pm

Granted, but it is vunerable to viruses. I wish I could ride on a dolphin.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:43 pm

Granted, but the dolphin hates you and kills you.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:47 pm

Granted, but you wish for a rock. I wish I could fly with a mere thought.

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