RPGTopia

by **Doc 42** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:52 pm

granted, however, whenever you think the word 'fly' you get launched upwards into the roof

I wish I had psychic powers.

by **Iceking** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:54 pm

Granted, but you lift your parents car and accidently drop it on the roof of your house, causing you to face your parents wrath later. I wish all movies I dislike would be destroyed.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:25 pm

Granted, bu tthen every single film in the wordl becomes something you simply cannot watch.

I wish I was 7ft 5 inches tall.

by **Iceking** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:09 am

Granted, but your door is so low you keep hitting your head on the top frame. I wish I owned a copy of primal rage.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:07 pm

Granted, but it's a pirated version, and your sent to jail.

I wish for someone to actually challenge me in RPGTopia E-war.

So much boredom.

by **Iceking** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:18 pm

Granted, but i'm the one to challenge you. I wish I could take a pill that would grant me all the knowledge I needed.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:18 pm

Granted, but you gain so much knowledge, your head asplodes.

I wish I had more breakfast to eat.

by **Iceking** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:30 pm

Granted, but it ends up being bagels that have been kept in a fridge for years. I wish that all of August was part of my summer vacation.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:50 am

Granted, but then the rest of june and july become part of the school year.

I wish I wasn't feeling so ill...

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:59 am

Granted, but now you feel so angry that you want to smash something. I wish that brute war chieftains would die from a single rocket on legendary, instead of being able to survive one.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:02 am

Granted, too bad your now unable to take rockets with you to fight them.

I wish I was surrounded by 7ft 5 inch girls...

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:05 am

Granted, but they never give you a chance to sleep at night because they keep talking. I wish that there was a 20 percent chance of carving a Ucamulbas jewel from Uca in MHFU.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:00 am

Granted, but Uca's are now so rare in MHFU, that it's nearly impossible to get the jewel.

I wish I had better troops to fight with in the RPGTopia Civil war.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:03 am

Granted, but said troops are few in numbers and the enemy forces use numbers to kill them off. I wish I already had my driver's liscense.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:05 am

Granted, but you end up being such a terrible driver, that your licence gets yanked.

I wish TT's forces were frail as twigs.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:06 am

Granted, but KP's become ivincible. I wish KP's health wouldn't be affected by stress.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:09 am

Granted, but it then becomes affected by what time it is.

I wish I had more loyal minions.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:11 am

Granted, but they don't last long against KP or TT's forces. I wish a resident evil 6 would be made.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:15 am

Granted, but it turns out to be a really crummy game.

I wish I could breath underwater.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:15 am

Granted, but then you can't breath on land. I wish Swimming pools remained open until the first of october.

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