RPGTopia E-war

[Giratina93]

*Scorpion scurries through the maser fire, eventuall reaching cave that leads to Bomb Shelter, the Scorpion scurrying niside the cave...*

[C S]

*Sends a torrent of missile fire into the cave*

Jack a*s...

*massive explosions go off in the cave, fire belching out of it's mouth while tremors signal the collapse of the cave system its self, crushing the scorpian all together*

again, I say jack a*s...

[Giratina93]

*Kp is also crushed in the cave destruction, one of the Scorpion's pincers thrashes around wildly, then falls onto ground, lifeless, Phazon pouring out of the destroyed mecha...*

[The Kingpin]

*walks out, crispy to say the least, but unharmed*


well that was mildly annoying...

[C S]

=D

*continues walking into the sun set with Norbert on my shoulder*

[Giratina93]

*Hovers above KP, growth ray in hand.*

I HAVE FURY!

[The Kingpin]

Norbert: (O)_(O) sunset...*pulls ridiculously huge pocketwatch out of Hammerspace, seeing the time as 4 PM*

TEA TIME!

*Norbert proceeds to drink tea*


Webmaster:....tea time? *checks watch*.....7:23 AM....oh...wait....that's my time....

*randomly falls over, sleeping*

[Giratina93]

*Aims growth ray at Norbert, then fires it, hittnig the frog square in the back.*

[The Kingpin]

*Norbert's stomach begins to rumble*

Norbert: what the....*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*


*Mecha-CS' head is enshrouded in a growth-ray effected fart-cloud*

Norbert: 'scuse me (^)_(^)'

[C S]

What the- *turns around to Gira, sending an EMP missile into him, the explosion not only disables every peice of technology he has...it kills him...crap*

[Giratina93]

*revives, then gets back up, headgear still intact and working.*

Hmmm... that frog has some capabilitys...

*headgear begins to such up surrounding air, the force of it strong enough to suck Norbert into it.*

[C S]

*giant metal hand catches Norbert just as he flies off of the shoulder, while Gira sucks the stink of Norberts fart into his head gear*

Ugh YOUR SICK GIRA

*Fires a maser into him,that also killing him on impact*

[Giratina93]

*Collapses onto ground, dissolvin ginto a dark mist, the mist floating up into the sky, then drifting toward the citadel.*

[dinoman666]

*Waspinator fires optical lasers at the incoming raptor, the purple beams sending the mutant flying backwards* Wazzzpinator unstoppable!

*Charge-like device extends jointed legs and a drill, swiftly drilling its way through the wall of the bomb shelter, scuttling through the rubble and tracking Pyro. The commandoes and the probe droid begin widening the hole to let themselves through*

[Pyronychus]

*Glances at the downed mutant.*

So it seems... I only hope it didn't just call in the cavalry.

*The orange mutant starts to sneak up behind Sy, the skeleton raptor spinning around, jumping forward and slashing it across the face before it could react, the force nearly sending it to the ground. Her other hand snaps out, seizing it by the throat and she stretches up, lifting the larger raptor off the ground and tossing it into a wall.*

*Listens to the grinding noises from the outer part of the hangar.*

Um, is that a normal noise?

*Is feeling decidedly unsafe and glances toward where the sounds are coming from, contemplating how to fight whatever lies beyond the inner wall.*

[C S]

Well since theres no need to go on a rampage any more...I realized something

STOP-HAMMER TIME

*Cant touch this starts eminating in MechaMe's head from surround sound speakers*

[dinoman666]

Wazzzpinator think these lizards not so tough.

*The probe begins scurrying closer, drilling through another wall unnoticed, now in the hangar where Pyro is located* Target located. Proceed with immediate retrieval.

[Giratina93]

*Hovers back into Hanger, noticeing the hole left by the Probe.*

It seems we have a rat problem... EXTERMINATORS!

*Pair of Sharpclaw come toward me, each carrynig a large club.*

Make sure we don't have any... unwanted guests here... I'll chech up on Pyro, to make sure she hasn't done anythnig suspicious....

*Hovers into inner sanctum, the Sharpclaws beginning their patrol of the area.*

[dinoman666]

*Probe watches Sharpclaws from a distance, hiding in a dark corner, while the previous hole is now large enough to let the probe droid through*

[Giratina93]

*Heads up to top floor of inner sanctum, Pyro being on the bottom floor, a massvie telescope there when I arrive, then looks through the telescope at the distant Citadel.*

Hmm... Is there an alternate way in without getting blasted to bits?