RPGTopia E-war

[C S]

*Lands on an icey moon far off in the solar system, orbitting an even bigger moon, that orbitting a giant hulking rock sphere*

* walks across the wasteland lunar surface to a giant glacial mountain, inside it are frozen space taquitos*
F*ck yes....

*Teleports some taquitos into Mecha me's stomach based cargo hold and then zooms off back to Earth, while heaters in the cargo hold start to thaw and cook the space deliciousness..*

[Giratina93]

Bowser: MUAHAHAHAHA! What kind of a development are you stammernig about, Gira?

The less said, the better...

*Locks doors leading to Bomb Shelter, then sets up anti-teleportation device ni Bomb shelter, just in case...*

[The Kingpin]

*boom of thunder is heard overhead as Webmaster arrives at the Bomb shelter*


typical cowardly Bowser....your very actions make Gira look even more foolish for supporting you....an embarassment...

*begins to walk towards entrance*


*crosshairs lock on Omega Ridley, the peak of the Citadel glowing momentarily*

[Giratina93]

*Omega Ridley, noticeing the glowing Citadel, veers to the right, heading instead to the Site Logo...*

Bowser: ... He's here...

*Bowser storms off to the entrance, ready to face off against KP when he busts down the door...*

[The Kingpin]

*points a finger at the door, a loud boom ringing out throughout the shelter as the door is blown back and into Bowser, it's weight blowing him back and against the wall, the cloud of dust beginning to settle as the Webmaster appears behind it, finger engulfed in a tiny plume of smoke-like black flames, electricity crackling through it before fading*

what is it with you guys and bomb shelters?...

*Beam comes down directly in front of Omega Ridley, acting as a warning shot*

[Giratina93]

*Bowser gets back up, then wlaks right up to KP, starring him in the eyes.*

Bowser: And what's with you and blowing stuff up?

*Omega-Ridley screaches in alarm, then changes direction and lands on the Search Icon, taking it as it's roost...*

[The Kingpin]

thats to help ease my occasionally violent temper...i find obliterating something gratituously and in explicit detail is quite an easy way to unwind. unfortunately inactivity in various places i frequenthas driven all that condensed, concentrated anger and violence here....and you always seem to have some plan or another that gets on my nerves...so you automatically become the dart board at which to aim all that stress and anger...


*thunder booms overhead*

[Giratina93]

Bowser: MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! At the start of the E-war, IK was your chew toy... and now, I'm it?

*While Bowser distracts KP, hovers away from Bomb Shelter, heading off to the MH E-war...*

[C S]

*Mecha me lowers back into the atmosphere, comming to a landing in a clearing not near any major landmarks, near off topic*


taquitos taquitos taquitos..

[dinoman666]

*Probe droid hovers nearby picking up unusual energy readings from Spectre* ALERT! Target interference! Exterminate! *The probe droid, apparently driven crazy by the intense energy reading, begins firing spastically at Spectre. The commandoes, now inside, watch the scene through a holographic projector* The hell?

[Pyronychus]

*Cautiously steps into the rift, not knowing where it will take me, but knowing it's a safer place than the hangar when the deep feeling of unease starts to loosen it's grip.*

*Sy glances at Waspinator, then at the mutants, who hiss in fear and dart back into the alley when they catch sight of the portal.*

Well this is... odd. Should we chance it? Who knows where it goes...

[dinoman666]

*Waspinator scratches his head* Wazzzpinator follow, you lead. Wazzzpinator not have any idea what to do...

[C S]

*is about to eat a taquito when A golden flash over casts in MechaMe's head, a golden portal revealing its self. AIrcrest jumps out of it, a strip of meat in his mouth*

What the hell Airy?!
Aircrest: Sorry about that..it takes a lot of power to carve a portal through time and space..it discharges like that sometimes

Christ I cant see!!....never mind..all good now

Airy: Anyway, during my bored time traveling, I realized that you turned Sylicora into a ghost rider..thing..why?

..I did? What kind of sh*t was I on when I did that?!

Airy: Like hell am I supposed to know?! Anyways, she looks like Vicetalon without the armor!

..I probably should send her that set now, huh?

Aircrest:*Noble Warrior glare* How about turning her back to normal?

....*shudder*...fine...after I finish tetris! *turns back to a giant computer moniter with a joy stick, holding that with one hand and holding the taquito with the other*

Aircrest: Couldnt you do both?

If your so keen on it, fine, I did.

Airy:...your joking?

Nope, I did, turned her back to normal

Airy:.....

FOR THE LOVE CHRIST I DID, LOOK *projects an image of nonskeletal Sylicora*

Aircrest: Ok then... wanna play pong?

*Tetris turns into pong and another joystick appears*

=D

[Pyronychus]

O...kay.

*Steps timidly forward, stretching an arm into the portal. After a moment she takes it out.*

It doesn't seem dangerous...

*Takes one step forward, disappearing into the rift.*

[dinoman666]

*Waspinator goes back into beast form and flies through the rift, his compound eyes keeping a lookout for anything suspicious*

[Giratina93]

*Accidently hovers into portal, leaving Bowser to deal with KP all by himself...*

[The Kingpin]

*Spectre fades and eyes stare at the probe droid*

DEEEEEEEEEAAAAATHHHH FROM ABOOOOVE!

*a pair of jagged, boney fanged jaws slam shut on the probe droid, the entire thing disintegrating instantly, the jaws dissipating into a black wisp, which enters the portal after Pyro, and exits near the General Music section, Disturbed's 10,000 Fists in the Air playing in the background*



Meanwhile...


So then....are you going to run, as is your typical custom? or are you going to die?

*flexes muscles on arms, shoulders, then neck, causing a series of loud cracks as the Webmaster loosens up*

[dinoman666]

Quick, we can't lose her! *The commando squad scurries silently into the portal after Pyro enters*

[Pyronychus]

*A few seconds after exiting the portal, another one appears right beside me and I just barely avoid running into Sy and Waspinator.*

Whoa. Where've you been? And where's Switch?

*Continues walking away from the portals, Sy trotting to keep up beside me.*

Sy: Well, we lost her a while back... Waspinator and I were trying to find her... and you, but we were sidetracked by some mutant raptors.

*Another black rift opens to our other side, the armored Lili stepping through with a limp, bloody raptor draped over her back, some of her exposed skin singed in spots.*

Switch! Glad you're okay. What happened? And... what happened to him?

*She falls into step on my other side, not looking up.*

Oh, I was just surviving the biggest explosion ISS has ever seen. Should've guessed something like that would happen. I just managed to save Rhojis before half a building fell on him...

[TyrannoTitan]

*Peons are gathered around middle of site, around a small forest*

Peons: What we be doing?

...OUR SACRED GROVE IS BEING DESECRATED!

*Peons' eyes glow red and they grow to the size of a one story building*

*Peons begin smashing trees with their pickaxes*

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