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by **C S** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:18 pm

Oh god here it comes!

*Bounces ball off my paddle diagonally past Airy's*

Aircrest: ....F*CKING BULL SH*T

PWNED

Aircrest: MY CONTROLS FROZE UP

You got served >: D

Aircrest: Rematch!

Fine..just as long as you dont act like a B*TCH when your a*s gets handed to you >: D

Airy: D:<

by **dinoman666** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:31 pm

*Waspinator stares up at Pyro* Why're you so big? Wazzzpinator want to be big!

by **Giratina93** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:29 pm

*Flies out of the portal, crashing into a building infront of Pyro.*

Ouch...

Bowser: Your going down, KP!

Koopa: Lord Bowser, are you really going to take the Webmaster on?

Bowser: Hell yea! I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy!

*The koopa backs away as Bowser begins to gather flames in his mouth, then spews them out at KP.*

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:41 pm

*Body blackens and explodes into a cloud of black wisps*

Meanwhile...

Ohhhh.....we....have'....a visitor.....it...seems...you're more popular than i had or'riginally anticipated......Pyrooo.....we'll just have to....Deeeaaal with these.....followers...as, well.... i don't think i have the....patience....to cont'inue..with these...annoyances....following me arrround.....

*Spectre begins to dissipate as yellow eyes enlarge, the body around them fading as the eyes turn electric blue, staring down at Gira and the Commando Squad*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:26 pm

Bowser: HUH? That's it? coem on, that wasn't even a fight...

*Looks up at the eyes, my knees knocking into each other as I turn into my Avatar.*

WHOA! I'm not here to harm you, Spectre, or to harm Pyro. I just was coming, and now I'm going...

*Runs away as fast as possible, not wanting to be tortured to death.*

by **dinoman666** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:17 am

*Commando squad's leader raises his hands* Look, Spectre or whatever, we don't want a fight. We just... *Spotting Switchblade, the droid pauses, before pointing at her* Switchblade. Looks like we won't be needing your 12-foot-tall friend anymore.

by **The Kingpin** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:39 am

*clapping sound is heard behind Bowser as Webmaster is shown, once again in suit and coat as area begins to get cold*

congratulations....you've just one the annoyance of the year award. guess what your reward is...

by **Giratina93** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:59 am

*Bowsers turns to face the Webmaster, expecting something like this to happen.*

Bowser: Let me guess... a one-way trip to a world of hurt?

by **The Kingpin** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:05 am

*sky darkens as a storm rolls in, thunder booming in the distance*

Right you are....

*raises one finger up at the sky, finger tip glowing extremely bright blue, turning white, as a beam is fired upwards*

*thunder booms above as a lightning bolt shoots down at Bowser, though only having enough to shock and scorch him, bringing him to the brink of death, but intentionally keeping him alive by not raising the amps so high*

by **Giratina93** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:13 am

Bowser: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!

*Bowser falls over, electricity occasionaly leaping between his horns.*

Bowser; Well, that sucked....

*Bowser struggles to his feet, then leaps i not the air, coming crashing down onto KP's head.*

by **The Kingpin** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:24 am

*goes right through Bowser with a startling electric shock, tearing through his body like 100,000,000 volts of electricity, but STILL keeping him alive, reforming not far from him, as the sky turns black with thunderclouds*

by **Giratina93** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:37 am

*Bowser falls ot the ground, electricity sparkilng all over him.*

Bowser:Oooorrrrg... This is really taking it's toll....

*Bowser struggles to his feet, then withdraws into his sheel, then propells himself at KP, hitting him with the force of a runaway freight train.*

by **The Kingpin** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:41 am

*body crackles with electricity as Bowser passes right through*

here's a deal. i'll stand here and let you attack me without retaliating, for 10 posts. if you haven't figured out by then how to fight me, you die...

by **Giratina93** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:33 am

Bowser: You got a deal...

*Bowser twirls back around, garlic flying out of his shell, landing all over KP.*

by **The Kingpin** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:58 am

*catches Garlic, and tosses them into a generic frying pan*

let's see...

1) i'm not a vampire
2) even if i was, garlic is a childhood white lie to make kids think they can save themselves from Vampires when they get scared at night. doesn't work.
3) that garlic will be handy for the lamb chops i'm having tomorrow evening...

by **Giratina93** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:31 am

Bowser: wait a minute.. You were a vampire at teh very beginning of thsi E-war!

*Bowser lands, then streches his hands out, electricity shotting from his claws at KP, eletrocuting the Webmaster with 10,000 volts.*

by **Pyronychus** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:05 am

*Switch and I stop at the same time and glare at the droids. Switch motions to Sy and crouches down, Sy helping to slide the unconscious raptor off her back and lay him on the ground.*

*I step between the dinosaurs and droids.*

And why were you tailing me in the first place? What good will Switchblade do you?

by **dinoman666** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:33 am

We work for General Grievous, and Pyro was going to be used to lure you out of hiding. *Commandoes raise their rifles* Come quietly, and no one gets hurt.

*Grievous is watching through his holographic projector as he makes his way to the droids' location* That was easy...

by **Pyronychus** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:48 am

*Switch takes a couple of steps, then stops in front of me, showing no sign of aggression or emotion other than a slight change in the color of her eyes as they stare unblinkingly at the Commandoes.*

I'm guessing he wants to eliminate me? Or does he have other equally horrid plans involving alot of pain and my eventual demise?

by **dinoman666** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:57 am

We're just doing our job, ma'am. Now, if you don't mind? We have all the time in the world. Grievous does not. *A pair of commandoes move forward to restrain Switch* Do not resist, or we will be forced to do this the hard way, and you wouldn't want that.

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