RPGTopia E-war

[dinoman666]

*Grievous points a saber at KP* This is an honorable duel, and you will not ruin it, Webmaster or not!

[Giratina93]

*Walks up to Grevious.*

You might want to use this...

*Gives grevious a hand-written will, then walks away...*

[dinoman666]

*Grievous impales will on another saber and tosses it away, annoyed*

[Pyronychus]

*Switch ducks, putting her silver arm up to deflect the lower shots. Straightens, a slight grin on her face, mostly hidden under the helmet.*

Gira has a point there. While it is likely that you'll come out the winner of this, nobody really guaranteed that... There's always that little chance that things could go awry...*

[dinoman666]

*Grievous narrows his eyes at Switchblade* Oh, I wouldn't worry about that...

*Waspinator, now in wasp mode, is buzzing around in circles, singing to himself* Napalm sticks to little kids, doo-dah, doo-dah! Napalm sticks to little kids, oh dah-doo-dah-day! Watch them scream and burn, watch them scream and burn! Napalm sticks to little kids, oh dah-doo-dah-day!

[Giratina93]

*Looks back at Grevious.*

Trust me, you don't stand a chance against the Webmaster... unless you recieve some of my help...

*Heads off to newly built Palace, the palace shining with the brightest gold and rubies...*

[The Kingpin]

i preffer to have a front row seat to this little duel...


*sits down cross-legged, watching the duel*


honourable is arguable when you have 4 arms to fight with, instead of your ORIGINAL 2, so don't try and cover your back with that. the speed of a machine makes things somewhat less honourable from where i'm sitting.

*tree randomly bursts out of the ground, forming a support for me to lean back against and relax*

[Pyronychus]

Switch glances at the Webmaster, then back at Grievous and mutters: Not to mention that army you have to back you up if things don't go the way you want them to...

*Tail twitches, as if it's itching to drive the blade through the cyborg's armor and Switch shifts slightly into a better stance.*

*Sy gives Waspinator an odd sidelong look and takes her foot off the struggling cat, catching it and lifting it up before it can run off, largely ignoring its attempts to slice her fingers apart, the bones being magically bonded.*

*Meanwhile, had been explaining everything to Aspen, the cat now perched comfortably on my shoulder.*

[Giratina93]

Hmmm... yea, that army of your is pretty cheap, Grevious. Luckily, I have my own army to blast yours to bits if your guys shoot first...

*Hundreds of koopas, Magikoopas, Hammerbros, and Parakoopas suddenly incircle the droids, ready to take them out on my command...*

[C S]

KAMIKAZE

*Flies over head the massive army that appeared out of nowhere and drops war heads from my mech's hull*

[Giratina93]

*Army dives out of the way as the warheads hit the driods, blasting them to bits, the casualties on my side around 33%, Grevious's army being reduced by 83%.*

[Doc 42]

*Is eatting toast on top of Chronicles 'R'*

[Giratina93]

*Leaps up to Doc, grabbing him in one hand.*

GET IN MY BELLY!

*Stuffs Doc down throat, the french toast also gettnig eaten.*

BURP!

[dinoman666]

*Grievous's army is unaffected as massive shield generator forms a protective bubble over the droids, the generator safely inside the shield as well* Understand this, Gira: I have been waiting for a very long time to kill this lizard, and you are no threat to anyone here, least of all me. Stay out of my way, before I decide to make your death long and painful.

*Grievous lunges at Switchblade again, making a long, exaggerated spin, before suddenly slicing low, intending to trick Switchblade into making it seem he was going to strike from above*

[Doc 42]

*Gira suddenly explodes into a cloud of popcorn*
*is still sitting on R eating toast*
*random chicken begins eating popcorn*

The Popcornification spell. Classic.

[C S]

*Present falls on doc's lap*

[Giratina93]

Alright then, Grevious...

*Popcorn remains revert into black smoke, which floats toward the Site Logo...*

[Pyronychus]

*Switch nearly falls for it, then realizes almost too late, having to make a clumsy half-jump to avoid the sabers, losing her balance and stumbling, ruining any chance of a quick counter attack...*

*Sy still won't let the cat go for some reason, holding onto it with one hand and wrapping a bubble of purple wisps around it, levitating it up out of her grasp...*

[Giratina93]

*Smoke hovers into palace, a special lair built on the outside of the palace.*

*Enters lair, then reverts back into Paper Bowser form, looking at 3 buttons, th efirst one saying,"Push to conquer site.", the second one saying,"Push to turn Admins into sheep.", the third saying, "Push to turn all users into Paper Mario selfes."*

Hmm... which to push... I'll push the third one...

*Presses button, causing massive shockwaves to be sent flying through the air, the shockwaves turning anything they touch into Paper Mario versions of themselves, such as turtles into Paper Koopas...*

[C S]

*Mecha amror negates Gira's post*

...that f*cker... *pulls out a lighter and inserts it into a drawr*

*Lighter is fired from my missile silo soon after, slamming into some poor paper dude and igniting him*

....f*ck...what did I think that would do anyway...