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by **Iceking** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:54 pm

*Has reached a river in ARPG. Sees reflection of self in water, then reverts back to true form before walking into river and starting to swim.* I don't think so, Gira.

by **Giratina93** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:15 pm

*Falls asleep in evil lair, the doors completly locked, and chain-chomps guarding the complex...*

Zzzz......

by **dinoman666** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:29 pm

*Grievous whips his leg out, catching Switchblade's long neck in his talon, before spinning around and throwing her to the other end of the arena*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:13 am

*Shockwaves from earlier reach the battle between Switchy and Grevious, turning all the droids there into Paper Mario versions of themselves, the shockwaves easilly penetrating the bubble shield, heading toward Grevious and Switchy...*

by **dinoman666** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:26 am

*Shockwave is suddenly dissipated by a retaliatory EMP burst from the shield generators surrounding the arena, and the droids are swiftly turned back into their normal selves* Malevolence, this is General Grievous. Destroy Gira's HQ if he attempts to interrupt again.

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:45 am

*yawns before liesurely snapping fingers, a lightning bolt slamming into the castle and causing a man-sized stone to dislodge from the cieling, crushing Gira as well as his little gadget*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:55 am

*Tosses stone off of me.*

UGH... wasn't expecting that...

*Falls back to sleep, small remaining bit of the shockwave hitting the Webmaster, turning him into a paper-thin version of himself.*

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:12 am

*wave drifts through me as my body crackles electrically*

you failed before. and now you fail again. how much longer do you intend to continue irritating me?

*hand starts to glow dimly with red energy*

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:15 am

*Peon grabs KP's hand, chops it off, then takes it back to the pile of expensive objects*

Peon: Gloooowy *Stares*

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:19 am

*hand turns into electricity, vapouriing Peon and returning to it's place*

nice try. but no...

*hand glows brighter shade of red*

by **Iceking** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:22 am

*Turns onto back and puts hands behind head as I use my foot to keep my afloat in the water of the river. Sighs in pleasure and continues heading further up the river.*

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:25 am

um...IK...you might want to be careful...ARPG rivers and lakes are notorious for being filled with some form of deadly creature....Piranhas, Bull Sharks, Crocs of every shape and size, Mosquito Larvae...

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:27 am

*Dust clears to reveal the Peon, eyes wide, covered in soot*

Peon: ....Ow.

*Goes back to harvest*

by **Iceking** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:31 am

*Assumes form of Nile crocodile to blend in among the crocodiles in the river and flips back onto belly before diving deeper into the water to explore the river bottom.*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:45 am

*Suddenly appears beside of a river in the ARPG, sleeping along the edge, tail sticking in the water...*

by **Iceking** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:51 am

*Soon spots Gira sleeping near the water's edge and swims upwards to the surface. Lunges out of river and bites down on Gira's tail before pulling him into the water, grip firm enough to make sure he can only escape by tearing off part of his own tail.*

by **Giratina93** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:03 am

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*Grabs onto nearby rock, holding on to dear life, then grabs IK with one hand, then rips tail out of his mouth, then kicks IK back into the water, my tail much shorter and bloody...*

Nearby Koopa: Lord Bowser! I think it is time for a new Civil War to start!

O RLY? Let's see about that...

*Struggles into Koopa Clown Car, then heads off to Palace...*

by **Iceking** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:06 am

*Changes back to human form and swims out of water before running forward and leaping, grabbing onto Bowser's clown car before it can leave the area. Unsheathes sword with other hand and stabs it into Gira's back.*

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:15 am

*Gira, being made of paper, is now a messy pile of mush due to water*

Water > Gira....fire > Gira.....everything > Gira....Embarrassment = Gira.....

by **Giratina93** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:23 am

*Floats out of Koopa Clown Car, sword still in back, andonto a tree branch, where I dry myself out from the suns rays.*

NOT TRUE, KP!

*Folds self into a paper airplane, which glides toward the palace, IK still in the Clown Car...*

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