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by **UltraGrunt117** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:08 am

Granted, but you are overthrown. I wish for my own country.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:10 am

Granted, but it is very poor. I wish any fleas that touched my pets would die instantly.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:20 am

granted, but the minute YOU touch your pets, you die.

I wish for a burrito.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:21 am

Granted, but it has nails in it. I wish that Brawl had actually gotten into melee combat with Ironhide in the 1st transformers movie.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:22 am

granted, but the fight sequence looks like somethnig from a B horror film from the 30's.

I wish I had a Rail Gun.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:24 am

Granted, but Devastator tears it apart. I wish for a blade of titanium.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:28 am

Granted, but it snaps.

I wish for more activity in the Offtopic area.

(If only Devastator pwned Rail guns, and not vice versa...)

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:43 am

Granted, but it is all Monster Hunter talk. I wish Megatron would tear off both of Starscreams arm's and beat his head in with them if Starscream fails a mission in the next Transformers movie.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:44 am

Granted, but right before that happens, the film ends.

I wish for more patience.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:50 am

Granted, but everyone else on the site starts screaming at you to post in RPGT E-war so they can fight you. I wish that the live action transformers movies would feature buildings getting completley destroyed.

by **Mini-Shot** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:54 am

Granted, but the buildings are made of carboard. I wish for a new Graphics Card.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:02 am

Granted, but it is horrible. I wish that Bonecrusher's battle with Optimus Prime had lasted longer, although it would still have gone in Optimus's favor.

by **Mini-Shot** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:04 am

Granted, but Optimus Prime dies in a battle after that. I wish for my own PokeMon.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:10 am

Granted, but it's a magikarp. I wish I would live to be 90 years old.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:17 am

Granted, but you are frozen for 89 of those years, I wish to be immortal

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:18 am

Granted, but you lose your limbs and thus, wish you were dead rather than being a limbless stump for eternity. I wish my dumb dog was smart.

by **Mini-Shot** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:27 am

Granted but he becomes smart enough to become emporer of the world and executes you. I wish for a Bell.
Also, my favorite pokemon is Magikarp!

by **Giratina93** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:45 am

grated, but I stuff it down your throat.

I wish I was the wisest man to ever live.

by **Iceking** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:51 am

Granted, but this only applies to living life rather than playing games. I wish for another Ice age.

by **Mini-Shot** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:10 am

Granted, but the new Ice Age causes the Human Race to become extinct. I wish far an Ice Cream Cone.

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