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Postby Iceking » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:04 pm

Granted, but it explodes when you try to use it. I wish for a megalodon tooth.
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Postby Paavelsbro9 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:19 pm

Granted but its poison upon touch. I wish i had psychic powers (to lift stuff with my mind)
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:03 am

Granted, but you accidently drop a knife into your foot. I wish the new monster set to appear in MH frontier 7.0 already had a picture of it's in game model released.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:20 am

Granted, but it is only a weak pack alpha monster. I wish for the true dragon's jaw sword in MH:F.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:03 am

Granted, but now Kut ku can kill you in one hit, even if you are wearing the strongest armor in the game. I wish that the quest "Hunter's funeral" didn't need to be completed to unlock HR9 white fatalis.
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Postby Giratina93 » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:27 am

Granted, but to complete it, you need to slay a near-invincible monster.

I wish for the RPGTopia E-war to LIVE!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:28 am

Granted, but norbert pwns you. I wish I was a Xenomorph.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:28 am

Granted, but it knocks you out and impregnates you with a facehugger.

I wish for a pet Brumak.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:39 am

Granted, but it's infected with rabies. I wish all those who gave rude critiques on DA were permanently banned at this momment.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:47 am

Granted, but they go cannibal and eat you. I wish that something would happen in the space E-war.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:10 am

Granted, but it involves DM sending some of his characters over to bomb your characters planets to kingdom come. I wish Black Gravios's stomach was easier to crack than it is in the games.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:18 am

Granted, but your weapon is a hunter's knife. I wish that the gravios breath didn't kill my partner in 1 HIT.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:25 am

Granted, but now vespoids can kill your partner with one sting. I wish that Gao Ren's claws could be broken.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:28 am

granted, but now an aptonoth can kill you in a couple of hits. I wish that the stupid pig would actually do something in MH:F.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:31 am

Granted, but all it does is ram the monsters, taking away only one health point. I wish that Rajang couldn't kill in one blow while enraged if I was wearing armor obtained at the same rank the Rajang was at.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:33 am

granted, but now you cannot use any weapons that do over 700 damage. I wish for the black fatalis dragon armor.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:36 am

Granted, but now you can't get Crimson Fatalis armor. I wish Capcom would host a contest in which MH fanswould submit concept art for a new monster to include in the next season of MH frontier.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:39 am

Granted, but now you can't get Crimson Fatalis armor. I wish Capcom would host a contest in which MH fanswould submit concept art for a new monster to include in the next season of MH frontier.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:41 am

Psst..... you double posted.

Granted, but the post loses your submission. I wish that Gears of War 2 had a melee weapon you could use.
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Postby Iceking » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:46 am

Granted, but it is so weak that it takes a hundred hits to kill the weakest enemy in the game. I wish that one of the Fatalis dragons and Lao had an ecology vid in MHFU.
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