RPGTopia

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:12 am

Granted, but Godzilla *accidentally* steps on him.

I wish for a gravity hammer.

by **Iceking** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:13 am

Granted, but it's so heavy that you can't lift it, even with both hands. I wish I would build a plane that would serve as a time machine.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:27 am

Granted, but you open a time paradox and are erased from time.

I wish for a better trumpet.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:29 am

granted, but the trumpet eats you.

I wish there was no such thing as "Admin Power."

by **Iceking** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:38 am

Granted, but there is still mod power. I wish for skill in RPGing that would allow me to battle the characters of the admins to a draw.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:41 am

Granted, but now even I can beat you in a fair fight.

I wish for an unlimited supply of cheeseburgers and chocolate milk.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:43 am

Granted, but your banned from eating ANY of it...

I wsh I could predict IK's every moev, so that I could beat him in the E-war...

by **Iceking** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:50 am

Granted, but you can't predict KP's moves.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:56 am

I wish that Pokemon were real...

by **Iceking** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:57 am

Granted, but they kill off all humans. I wish G4E would post in the sparring ring.

by **raptor titanus3** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:59 am

Granted but, that has yet to actually happen
I wish I had a log cabin in Utah

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:01 am

granted, but th eminute you enter it, a large black bear mauls your face.

I wish for 10 tons of Ice cream!

by **raptor titanus3** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:03 am

Granted but, not only is it NOT your favorite flavor it all lands on top of you
I wish that I really did have that Cabin in Utah

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:04 am

Granted, but I buy it from you and throw a skunk on you!

I wish for more activity on this site...

by **raptor titanus3** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:08 am

OOC: fat chance on buying it from me

Granted but, You get banned from the site
I wish for an Audi R8 in orange

by **Iceking** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:09 am

Granted, but it gets stolen. I wish for a hundred tons of orange sodas.

by **raptor titanus3** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:12 am

granted but, not only is it warm the cans all drop on you AND their suger free and filled with real OJ
I wish my Audi was back NOW :evil:

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:14 am

granted, but it's actually a pipe bomb, which blows you up.

I wish icould have unlimited Egg nog

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:15 am

Granted, but you die from dehidration. I wish for lotsa spaghetti (again).

by **raptor titanus3** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:17 am

Granted, but eggnog is poisonus and you die from a single sip
I wish for a hot chick in my room

The Monkey Paw Game