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Postby Doc 42 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:12 pm

Granted
A burning hen immediately pops into existence inside your room and begins running around, setting fire to everything.

I wish for 28 hour long days.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:50 pm

Granted, but becuase the natural order of thing have been changed, the entire earth roasts as a result, wiping you out.

I wish for a planet made of honey!
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Postby raptor titanus3 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:56 pm

Granted but, space bears invade the planet
I wish G4E was online
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:57 pm

Granted, but he destroys you in RPGT E-war. I wish I was immortal.
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Postby C S » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:07 pm

Granted, but you dont breathe, you cant open your eyes and you are unable to control your body. Subsequently, people think your dead and you are buried while you are technically still alive. Harsh

I wish for a hotdog, but it cant end up being my actual dog in any shape or form D:<
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:08 pm

granted, but the minute you eat it, you die of food poisoning.

I wish Metroid Prime was real and couldn't harm me or anyone I knew...
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Postby C S » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:11 pm

Granted, but you are fused to his back side upon his arrival to the real world...and he doesnt do anything but stand with one leg imapled through your house

I wish for a blimp
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:12 am

Granted, but it burns like the Hindenburg.

I Wish for an Elite (sangheili) friend.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:17 am

Granted, but he gets taken in by the government to be studied. I wish I could flawlessly pass all future tests and exams given to me during this school year.
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Postby Giratina93 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:24 am

granted, but I swap the scores so that I get your perfect grades, while you get the cruddy grades of mne...

I wish for a Laptop...
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Postby C S » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:32 am

Granted but its a f*cking windows 98

I wish for ice cream
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Postby Giratina93 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:35 am

Granted, butu the ice cream you get is made of POWERTHIRST!

I wish that Beowulf would help me out in the E-war aganiist G4e's troublesome minion, Grendel
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Postby Iceking » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:41 am

Granted, but you end up getting double crossed. I wish for doritoes.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:47 am

Granted, but they are all cool ranch flavor.

I wish for some meatball sanwiches.
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Postby Evil Eye » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:47 am

Godzilla Forever wrote:Granted, but they are all cool ranch flavor.

I wish for some meatball sanwiches.

granted, they now exist and are on the opposite side of earth from where you live.

I wish for a guitar :o
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Postby Iceking » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:51 am

Granted, but it is broken. I wish I owned all 7 books of the Dark Tower series.
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Postby Evil Eye » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:58 am

granted, but they have no text in them

I wish I was a millionaire
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Postby Iceking » Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:18 am

Granted, but you waste all the money in a month. I wish there were more people online at this time.
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:41 am

Granted, but they all gang up on you and kick your a*s in the E-war.

I wish I had a puppy who was better behaved.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:14 am

Granted, but your cats start to act evil. I wish I didn't have a doctor's apointment tommorow.
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