King of the Hill

[raptor titanus3]

Painis cupcake Bursts out of one the walls and procedes to eat everyone

My hill

"I am painis and this is my hill"

[Iceking]

I create a black hole which sucks Panis into itself and traps him in another dimension forever

My hill

I put up a neon sign that says "Keep off of my hill"

[Evil Eye]

I get my graffiti out.

"Keep me off of my hill"

Ok.

My hill.

I become invisible, defending the hill.

[Iceking]

I drop a nuke on the hill, obliterating you

My hill

I set up a laboratory, then begin to experiment on how to shrink people down to the size of an ant

[Giratina93]

*Acting as a secret agent, I infiltate the laboratory, then start a fire in it, causing you to run out of it, screaming like a girl...*

my hill.

*Takes over the lab, only to change the research to how to make Anime-Mangas real...*

[Iceking]

I send in a stealth Elite, who kills you with his energy sword

My hill

I kick your body out of the lab, then turn to researching a Rathalos

[Godzilla Forever]

Meganula swarm comes out of nowhere and gobbles you up.

My hill.

Vegnagun flies overhead, guarding the hill........

[Iceking]

I take a rocket launcher and shoot Veganun down

My hill

I set up a decoy on the hill while I slip away to hide 12 miles away

[Godzilla Forever]

Decoy gets decoy'd by another decoy.

My hill.

Decoys overwhelm the hill before forming into SUPER DECOY!!!

[Iceking]

I take a flame thrower and set super decoy on fire

My hill

I hire a large number of Predators to guard me, promising to let them have the skulls of anyone who approaches the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant crocodile god chases away the predators before eating you.

My hill.

Crocodile god lies on the hill, scanning the area............

[Iceking]

I give the Crocodile a dead Zebra, which actually has 20 bombs in it, which explode and make the croc die from internal bleeding

My hill

I Get Doctor Robotnik to create an near impenetrable energy shield for me

[Godzilla Forever]

I walk through the shield and chase you off the hill.

My hill.

I sleep in the shield while a giant tank sits over me as a guard.........

[raptor titanus3]

I run by the tank and beat you over the head with a small stick

my hill

As your luanched into the universe occupied by painis cupcake I build a walmart then fill it with zombies holding more small sticks

[Iceking]

I walk in with a flamethrower and burn all of the zombies

My hill

I demolish the Walmart, then build a 5 star hotel, complete with indoor and outdoor pools

[Godzilla Forever]

Neo goes on a rampage and smashes the hotel and eating all its occupents.

My hill.

I make an observatory to veiw the stars...........

[Iceking]

I take a pistol and shoot you in the back of the head

My hill

I toss your body off of the hill, then take the observatory for myself

[Godzilla Forever]

Random meteor shower destroys the observatory.

My hill.

I kick you off of the hill and make a spiked fortress upon the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

The overlord doesn't like your fortress so he sends a horde of minions to lay siege to your fortress

my hill

After the minions are done destroyong the now ruined fort the overlord uses his powers to teleport the dark tower to the hill

[Iceking]

Stephen King arrives and with a type writer, erases The OverLord from existance for taking the Dark Tower

My hill

I set up hundreds of mines on the hill, burying them just beneath the surface so that a vibration on top of them will set them off