King of the Hill

[Giratina93]

*Stands away from the hill, then throws a rock onto it, causing every mine on there to eplode.*

my hill.

*Orders Raptoris to guard the hill, the raptor demon surrounds the hill with a Force Field made of Anti-matter...*

[Iceking]

*A horde of Diablos tunnel under the hill, causing the ground Raptoris is standing on to collapse and send him falling into the jaws of the wyverns

My hill

I inject myself with the G-virus, turning into a creature not unlike what William Birkin turned into

[Godzilla Forever]

Atomic beam incinerates you.

My hill.

Burning godzilla guards the hill, looking about wildly...........

[Iceking]

I set off the oxygen destroyer, turning burning Godzilla into a skeleton

My hill

I take a megaphone and start shouting for everyone who would try to take the hill to at least not destroy it so that wildlife can roam upon it

[Godzilla Forever]

Arbiter pops up behind you and kicks you off the hill.

My hill.

I build a nature reserve on the hill, with a sign that says "keep off my hill".

[Iceking]

Sneaking back onto the hill, I change the sign so that it says "Keep G4E off my hill" before stabbing you in the back with a knife

My hill

I put the best anti poaching measures possible on the hill, ordering them to shoot any hunters that approach it on sight

[Godzilla Forever]

A large spear appears in IK's chest before he falls over dead.

My hill.

A predator uncloaks and protects the reserve alongside the anti poacher dudes................

[Iceking]

I give the Predator the skulls of poachers, giving them as pay to him in exchange for assisting the rest of the anti poachers

My hill

While the Predator helps to guard the reserve, I get a large glass of lemonade, sit back in a tree and relax

[Godzilla Forever]

I kick you in the head and steal your lemonade. E:<

My hill.

I sit back with the lemonade in hand, watching over the nature reserve while a random fish man swims around the hill's parimeter.

[Iceking]

I snatch the Lemonade form you're hand while I'm behind you, then shoot you in the head with a pistol

My hill

I quickly drink the lemonade, then go for a swim in a lake

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant eel eats you.

My hill.

I ride on the back of the giant eel while multiple fish men swim in the lake near the hill.

[Iceking]

I take a sniper rifle and shoot you through the heart

My hill

I give the Eel a large number of Tuna to eat, then climb up a tree and start leaping from branch to branch to travel

[Godzilla Forever]

I chop the tree down with a chainsaw, blood squirting from my chest wound.

My hill.

Places a big bandaid on the wound before beginning to build an electric fence around the lake to preserve its awesomeness.

[Iceking]

I dig under the fence, then cut your head off with the chainsaw

My hill

I build an underground fence, making it impossible for you to get under your surface fence

[Godzilla Forever]

I scoff before cutting through the fence with wirecutter and finishing you off with a big tree branch.

My hill.

I return to the hill and read the game informer on a recliner chair.

[Iceking]

I swoop down on a vine and snatch the magazine from you

My hill

I take the game informer to a cave and begin to read it

[Godzilla Forever]

I send in a scout uruk to steal back the game informer.

My hill.

Sleeps with the GI drooped over my face.

[Iceking]

A predalien runs it's tail blade through your head

My hill

I once more steal the GI, then bury it in a location only I know of

[Godzilla Forever]

Wolf Predator fights the predalien, slaying it.

My hill.

Wolf claims predalien's head as a trophy before I buy myself a cup of noodles and eat it.

[Iceking]

A praetorian stabs Wolf through the chest, then headbites you with it's inner jaws

My hill

After sending the Praetorian away, I hire most dangerous hit men currently alive to be my body guards