King of the Hill

[C S]

Raptor Nazis created by the sudden rift in time and space storm the hill, rifles in hand. They make barks and screeches as they run up its slopes, gunning down the people who taste like crab

Im spat back into the topic by said dimensional rift

...Oh motherfu- *realizes Im wearing the Nazi raptor uniform*

.......My hill?

[Giratina93]

Haha, very funny...

*Loud screeching is heard, the Koopa King lands ontop of the hill, causing massive waves in the hill to form, the waves of earth send CS flying off over the place.*

my hill

*Bowser gets up, then begins to patrol the hill, the Koopa King ready for anything.*

[TyrannoTitan]

A mallet flies out of no where and cracks Bowser in the head, causing him to jump into the air and fall off screen as the game over music begins to play.

My hill.

Unleashes a giant rainbow psychopathic turtle onto the hill.

[C S]

Nazi raptors, who I realize are Japanese, begin to charge the turtle, shooting at the monster

Oooh wait, you guys must be used to fighting giant monsters...My hill

[Giratina93]

*The hill begins to shine as a football player charges up the hill, bowling the turtle and the raptors all over the place, the player removes his helmet, revealing himself to be Bowser.*

Bowser: Hill mine.

*The Koopa King gets rid of the Football clothing, then sets up an inflatable portable castle, complete with Koopas to guard it...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Vandalizer from spawn kills them all.

My hill.

A large number of predators patrol the hill......

[Giratina93]

* A faint glint appears in the sky, the Shikon Jewel descends upon one of the predators, driving it insane, as it killls off alll the other predators.*

my hill.

*The now insanely powerful predator guards the hill.*

[Godzilla Forever]

Preadotr gets eats by a giant lizard.

My hill.

Lizard picks its teeth with the pred's combi stick.......

[raptor titanus3]

"I AM painis cupacke and I will eat you " numnumnum

My hill

The return of painis cupcake RUN AWAY

[Iceking]

I take a flamethrower and set fire to the cupcake

My hill

A large number of G-virus mutated creatures guard the hill

[raptor titanus3]

The large cupcake burns while the mutant TF2 soldier who is painis remains "I will eat you!" NUMNUMNUM

still my hill

Painis is not a cupcake please see "painis cupcake eats someone" to learn what he really is

[Iceking]

A blackhole forms over the hill, tearing the Painis cupcake and mutant soldier to pieces

My hill

I hire Albert Wesker to guard the hill, offering him the chance of revenge on Chris Redfield as payment

[Godzilla Forever]

Earth quakes as a mutant Akantor gobbles up Wesker.

My hill.

A legion of Locust appear on the hill, led by RAAM and Skorge.....

[Iceking]

I launch an airstrike on the hill, killing the Locusts, RAAM and Skorge

My hill

I have a large number of LFD2 Jockey's, Tanks and Boomers guard the hill while I go off to eat at a Pizza Hut

[Godzilla Forever]

Assimilators from The Thing attack the undead and make more things.

my hill.

Assimilators build a hive on the hill.........

[Giratina93]

*A horde of demons descends upon th ehill, devouring whatever is there while a fat oversized turkey lands on Pizza hut, crushing IK.*

my hill.

*The demons float around the hill, a sacred barrier surrounding the hill, preventing the demons from gatting out or anything coming in without being rendered harmless...*

[Iceking]

I corrupt the minds of the demons with promises of power

My hill

Despite being trapped inside the barrier, the demons guard the hill for me

[Godzilla Forever]

a spacial rend destroys the demons as a large clock descends from the heavens.

My hill.

The clock guards the hill, threatening all who come that it will erase them from history.........

[Giratina93]

*A real Spatial Rend slams into the clock, ripping it apart.*

my hill

*Palkia appears inside the barrier, having tleported inside, the Spatial diety guards the hill...*

[Iceking]

*I teleport inside the barrier, injecting Palkia with the T-virus using a very sharp, T-virus coated sword, turning it into a zombie under my control

My hill

The zombified Palkia defends the hill