RPG Topia E-war

[Evil Eye]

*Predator is suddenly pinned on his back to the ground, unable to move, as he still has some metal on him (blades, projectiles)*

[Godzilla Forever]

Predator removes all the metal, leaving only his normal clothing on (i.e. cloth undergarments) before Lunging at EE and tackling him to the ground and relentlessly beating him with his fists........

[raptor33]

AHHH IT BURNS!!!! *grabs sword as thrown* You.... will pay.... with your life.... Gira. *runs towards Gira with sword ready* NOW DIE!!!! *thrusts sword into Gira's mouth*

((I'm ignoring EE. I'm fighting someone else! You watied way too long to think you're post is still active. I AM NO WHERE NEAR YOU!!!!))

[Evil Eye]

*sidesteps as the predator lunges, causing him to fall on the floor in a bulky heap*

HAHA!

*points and laughs*

*magnetically throws G4E's chicken onto the predator, having injected it with extra iron previously (dammit I'm such a ripoff )

[Giratina93]

*Bites onto sword, the sword snaps as I sneer at Raptor, before smacking him outside the head with my tail, sending him flying toward EE's location.*

I would stay and fight, but I have business with the Webmaster...

*Swims in the underground lava river toward the Citadel...*

[Godzilla Forever]

EE's post is void, since all chickens on the site are dead until I decide to send another one on. The pred decides to play it safe and heads back towards AVPEW.........

[raptor33]

*passes clear over EE's location and smacks into a cliff* damn. *dies from impact and broken ribs*

*respawns again, this time unarmed.* Let's see how you handle THIS!!!! *transforms into raptor* HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! *uses MHEW exit to reach the MHEWand sees a Jaggi* ...... what the **** is that thing? AHH GET OFF ME YOU DAMN JAGGI!!!!! *kicks jaggi off and runs for Gira's location (again)*

I need to stop using that exit. *countinues running* And now he will die. Forget destroyable weaponry. I ran out of weapons, so it's time to have a good melee!

[Giratina93]

*Surfaces inside the barrier of the Citadel, before heading inside the structure, ready to dish out some pain on the over-sized T-rex.*

[raptor33]

*falls into someone's pit trap* OH COME ON REALLY?!?!?!?

*climbs out of pit trap* I swear, someone needs to get rid of all these old traps...... Why do I get the feeling Gira's doing something he probably shouldn't do?

*uses mind reading* HOLY ******* **** HES GONNA KILL CRUSHER!!!!!

*calls KP* COME HERE KINGPIN!!! GIRA IS USING A PLOT TO KILL CRUSHER!!!! HURRY!! And bring the other admins....

((No, really. Gira is using some form of "WE MUST KILL..." plot to destroy Crusher. YOU MUST STOP HIM BEFORE HE GETS AWAY WITH IT!))

[TyrannoTitan]

*Gira explodes*

*The ash that is Gira explodes*

*The atoms that are the ash of the ash explode*

*Nuclear explosion rocks the area*

*Gira is completely obliterated*

*Citadel is no where to be found*

COULDN'T LAST A WEEK, EH?! WITHOUT ANOTHER OF YOUR SCHEMES!

[Giratina93]

Revives, as I shake off the pain.*

It wasn't a plot... I was just hunting down Crusher, which isn't a plot, you know...

*Scurries off toward the underbrush...*

[raptor33]

.... hmmm..... *reads rules*

THAT MEANS NO "WE MUST KILL....." PLOTS!!!!

I would say it's up to TT or KP. I also vote for complete death and pounding. *reverts to human form and grabs popcorn* KILL HIM!!!! KILL HIM!!!!

[TyrannoTitan]

First, the Citadel doesn't exist anymore. Not until a civil war.

*Drops sheet onto raptor's head*

Randomly popping near Crusher and stabbing him would be ok, but of course KP would be free to obliterate you. But going "IMMA INFILTRATE THE CITADEL AND KILL HIM BWAH" is against the rules. Cause, technically, its a quest for powa.

[Giratina93]

I was heading off to fight Crusher in the IISS, but he wasn't there. Norbert said he was off in the Citadel, so naturally, I went here to find the blasted Rex... I never figured it was a plot...

*Begins to eat hot dog.*

I see yourt point, TT... Maybe next time, I'll do things properly...

[raptor33]

*gets up to watch more* why'd ya hit me? I did nothing except inform you of this! *watchs through telescope while hiding in a bunker* This is good stuff though.... I must remeber that if I ever do beat Gira...

((I said IF. I do not imply that I will beat Gira.... but I eventually will....))

[Giratina93]

*Leaps into river of lava, before swimming upstream yet again, this time heading for a tall, dormant volcano...*

[raptor33]

*heads back to hummer base again* Byes until tomorrow!

((last post for tonight and I won't post a smuch until Wednesday, because I rented a new game until Wednesday. IT IS AWESOME (if you like Harry Potter and hate Wiis) SO DEAL WITH IT))

[Giratina93]

8Leaps out of the lava river, now in the middle of the hardened caldera of the volcano, boiling lava beneath the surface as I survey the area.*

yes... This is quite a strategic location for the next Civil War... It's out of the way and well hidden, yet quite close to both the Citadel and the Search Icon, so I can go to one to replenish on supplies while attacking the latter... the only way in or out is via several caves, the lava river, and a slammish hoel in the roof of the volcano... it's also quite roomy... IT'S PERFECT!

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant chicken poos on TT, the acidic products in it beginning to melt his skin.........

[TyrannoTitan]

*chicken sh*t flies back into the chicken, melting it from the inside out*

Ew...