King of the Hill

[Iceking]

I get into a tank and blast Bowser's fort apart, then blow him up with a tank shell to the head

My hill

I set up an anti air shield, preventing anything from entering from the air, then drive my tank onto the hill

[raptor titanus3]

Men of war scout sneeks up behind your tank and places a three stick pack of tnt and your tank goes kaboom

my hill

My Vagineer patrols the hill on his dispenserfoil (Hydrofoil)

[UndeadRaptor]

I send in a Velociraptor pack to rip you vangineer apart.

My Hill

I place a legion of Black Knights on the hill, surrounding my small shelter, as i sleep with a sword by my side.

[Doc 42]

*Sends in a team of soccer mom's backed up by lawyers to begin racial descrimination proceedings against the 'black' knights*

*I sneak in and stab Undead Velociraptor in his sleep with his own sword*

My hill

I plant a sign on the hill reading:The hill is that way ->

[Iceking]

I creep up behind you while you are putting up the sign and smash a watermelon over your head before stabbing you in the heart with a sword

My hill

An army of TF2 soldiers guards the hill

[Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ]

I make the guards a Falcon Punch and a Roundhouse Kick of Doom

My Hill

Is guarded by Spinax the mutant spino of win

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: hazah I have influenced someone to use TF2 haha

A sandvich and pills drop by Spinax's foot (Wait for it) SUDDENLY Heavy and louis appear and beat the cr*p out of Spinax and take their respectave items

My hill

the low batteries on my wireless keyboard prevent me from doing much

[Spiketopus ಠ,ಠ]

I take the keyboard and beat you with it >:D

My Hill

Is swarming with evil mosquitos

[Godzilla Forever]

Giant frogs nom the mosquitoes.

My hill.

TROLLS! guard the hill.

[raptor33]

Unleashes giant, HUNGRY cockroachs over the hill where they proceed to eat the trolls and Godzilla.

It's like Arachnophobia, except with cockroaches!

Hollywood producers guard the hill.

(Arachnophobia, the MOVIE, was Hollywoods FIIIIRSSSST MOVVIIIE!!!)
(I can't believe it either, but I have WoW music going on so )

[Iceking]

I pay the Hollywood producers a billion dollars each

My hill

Once the produces leave the hill, I start to build a robot

[raptor33]

I press the robots self destruct button, which you built first for no paticular reason.

My hill, and scrap metal....

Starts selling scrap metal for premium prices, then making walls of solid money.

[Iceking]

I abort the self destruct, then slit your throat with a kitchen knife

My hill

I complete the robot, then have it stand guard on the hill

[raptor33]

I use a money cannonq and shoot flamming money at the robot, distracting it while I kill IK.

My hill.

WoW Music plays while I sip lemonade.

[Iceking]

The Robot is not distracted by the money and shoots you to death with a chaingun

My hill

I sit back, listening to the WoW music

[raptor33]

Fires space laser at robot, while I sneak behind IK and jab his back.

My hill.

I guard the hill CoD4 style and toss a tactical insertion next to the radio playing WoW music.

[Iceking]

Robot shoots Raptor with chaingun again as he fires the laser, not being distracted once again

My hill

I keep listening to the WoW music while putting up a sign that says "the robot cannot be distracted"

[raptor33]

Dives behind IK so the robot shoots him instead.

My hill....?

Minibot starts dancing on the robots head.

[Iceking]

I revive, then beat your head in with a shovel while the robot crushes the minibot with one of it's hands

My hill

I build a campfire, using your body to fuel the flames

[raptor33]

Fire explodes because I was holding a bag of gunpowder.

My Hill.

I use a timedrive engine to go back in time and erase the your memory of trying to E-War-en-ize this topic.