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by **raptor33** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:38 pm

Granted. Your harrassed by older siblings.

I wish Gira would be sent on a one-way-trip to Mars.

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:56 pm

Granted, but Bowser annoys you to no end despite sending Gira away.

I wish I could jump 40 feet in the air.

by **raptor33** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:02 pm

Granted. But you smash your head into a 39 foot high ceiling.

REVENGEEEEE.

I wish I could play runescape at the same time as this AND SEE WHERE IM GOING!

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:03 pm

[i'm the oldest of the siblings in the house. i only have to LIVE with the younger ones. I CAN TAKE THE ANNOYANCE

]

granted, but your legs aren't strong enough to catch your fall, meaning your knees get shattered when you land

i wish i had a giant hamster ball

by **raptor33** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:19 pm

Granted. You tunr into a giant hamster and are locked inside it.

HAR HAR HAR.

I wish my cat's fleas would bug off.

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:42 pm

granted, but then the cat develops a severe body wide dandruff problem instead

i wish for a bottomless mug

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:21 pm

Granted, but now anything you put in it falls out and makes a mess on the floor, thus getting you in trouble.

I wish that Azshara would be the main antagonist in the next WoW expansion.

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:31 pm

[wrong kind of bottomless D:]

granted, but Azhara is so easily defeated it causes an outrage that ends up destroying WoW

i wish Capcom didn't kill off Wesker

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:46 pm

Granted, but CapCom causes him to turn into a weakling in RE6.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school until October.

by **The Kingpin** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:22 pm

granted, but in order to do so you have to move to the middle east, exposing you to insane temperatures

[actually, i wouldn't mind if Wesker was weak in RE6. just means RE5 took a toll on him. to survive it at all they would have to maintain his recovery abilities. no nerfing. meaning he'd be back with a vengeance by RE7

]

i wish university life wasn't so chaotic...

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:28 pm

Granted, but now your life at home becomes chaotic.

I wish for a LFD3 to be made.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:37 pm

Granted, but they introduce an even MORE annoying special infected.

I wish for It to be october already.

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:57 pm

Granted, but you have a October in school.

I wish that POTC:On stranger tides would come out this year and not next year.

by **Giratina93** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:40 pm

Granted, but due to it being rushed for this year, the film fails harder for POTC fans than GINO did for Goji fans.

I wish for an extra Wii mote that worked, wasn't a bomb, and that I could use...

by **Iceking** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:44 pm

Granted, but your brother doesn't stop hogging the TV.

I wish I could go back in time to be on the Titanic before it sank.

by **raptor titanus3** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:13 pm

granted but your shoved into the econo. section away from the splender

I wish for a copy of Halo: Reach before it comes out

by **Iceking** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:22 pm

Granted, but your copy is so scratched up that it doesn't work.

I wish for my house to be indesctructible both inside and outside.

by **UndeadRaptor** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:53 am

Granted, but it falls apart from all the attacks made on it.

I wish my hamster wouldn't bite so frequently

by **raptor titanus3** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:06 am

granted but instead it leaves you brown presents on your hand whenever you handle it

I wish this saturday would come up faster (going to a cool Medival museam and picking up a copy of Mafia II)

by **UndeadRaptor** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:31 am

(I can't handle him, he won't let you put a finger on the wiring on his cage without rushing up to it to bite ya!)

Granted, but it goes by to fast.

I wish my hamster would be nice to other hamsters.

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