King of the Hill

[The Kingpin]

*pulls out an m60 and mows the tribesmen down, Rambo-style, taking out the Runescape character while i'm at it, before turning the gun on the sign and writing KP'S HILL with the bullet holes*


MY. HILL.


*Septic trucks begin circling hill*

[raptor33]

Throws lemonade at KP.

Not my hill....... is it?

RUNNNNNN!

[The Kingpin]

not really, no. it's my hill.

*Raptor is blown away by septic trucks*

[Shadow]

*Drives car into septic truck, bailing out before the impact, repeating this until all the septic trucks have been exploded or destroyed. Writes in black paint over the sign 'Shadow wuz here' and lays a single landmine underneath the sign*

My hill.

[The Kingpin]

*septic trucks, only slightly dented, spray crap all over Shadow's adjustment, as well as blowing the cars away with pressurised waste, as KP'S HILL is rewritten with bulletholes*


no, mine

[TyrannoTitan]

*Agnaktor breaks out from the ground near the septic trunks, spraying them with molten lava, causing them and the crap inside to melt*

My hill =D

*Agnaktor eats the sign and guards the hill*

[Iceking]

A Raviente eats the Agnkator

My hill

The Raviente guards the hill, aided by a Lao, Gao Ren and Jhen

[Shadow]

*Shoves bucket of ice down each of the dragons throats, freezingtheir throats and causing them to suffocate. Grabs a large sledgehammer and slams it into the Gao Rens legs, cuasing it to bleed internally and die*

My hill.

*All the bodies surround the sign*

[Godzilla Forever]

Fishmen take the saign down.

my hill.

New sign says, "If you can read this you're too close to the hill."

[UndeadRaptor]

Some crazy hobo comes and roundhouse kicks the sign, causing it to fly and impale Godzilla.

My hill.

I use the drunken hobo as my only defence. (http://www.stickpage.com/drunkenstick.shtml It makes you understand why.)

[raptor titanus3]

Throws a bottle of Jack Daniels over the hill the hobo chasing after it

my hill without violence

The ultimate song that inspires peace in all humanity plays on the hill causing anyone to get close to the hill to leave peacfully (I'm feeling less explosive today more world peace and understanding)

[Shadow]

*Snipes the speakers, causing the song to fail and lots of vil dangerous things swarm up the hill and kill raptor.*

My hill WITH violence xP

*Dangerous things scurry around/ stomp around/ stalk around the hill*

[raptor titanus3]

Peaceful nature gone my ultimate warmachine plods up the hill obliterating everything in it's way

my hill

Fleet of Terran Battlecruisers hover above the hill ready to bombard it with lazer fire as well as spray the sky with it

[UndeadRaptor]

The drunken hobo comes running back up the hill, a broken wisky bottle in his hands, and impales raptor in the face.

My hill..?

Hobo sits on the hill, with more beers near his side, to fight better.

(Check my last post for this game to see why.)

[raptor titanus3]

for completely ignoring the BattleCruisers your hobo is bombarded by lazer fire

my hill

Battlecruisers remain hovering above the hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I use ninjas as a distraction on the hill as I use U.S. Rangers to take out the cruisers with javelins.

My hill.

The Rangers guard the hill with everything they got, as do the ninjas.

[raptor titanus3]

Heavy medic spam flatten U.S. Rangers and ninjas

my hill

Heavies and medics remain making uber charge and eating sandvichs

[UndeadRaptor]

Scout Soldier spam attacks the hill, beating up the heavies and medics like exconvicts.

My hill.

I use Scouts to protect the hill with Bats and Force-A-Natures.

[raptor titanus3]

" Charge now doctor..... HAHAHAHAHAHA" cries the last heavy as he and eight medics form the feared OCHTO HEAVY and he procedes to use eight ubers in a row to beat the crap out of every single scoot on the hill

my hill

other heavies and medics respawn HAHA

[UndeadRaptor]

The ground explodes under the heavies and medics as Demoman's bombs explode under their feet, ripping open the earth.

My hill.

Pyros guard the hill with shotguns and flamethrowers.