The Monkey Paw Game

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but then he downright hates you making angry squeking sounds when ever you enter the room

I wish for the same as before only you come up with a more creative way to sh*t in my cornflakes

[Giratina93]

Granted, but as your wish takes effect, I put you on fire, just to be a jerk.

I wish for someone to post in the Dream E-war...

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but it is only a Computer.

I wish raptor wasn't such a jerk with my wishes.

[raptor titanus3]

granted but then whats the point of this game if I wasn't mean to your wish? (Thats the whole point, so don't feel bad just try to make me pay for what I did to you)

I wish that my reenntrance to the space e-war will go over well

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, you get blown away by noobs as celebration.

I wish I could have magical powers.

[raptor titanus3]

granted but they aren't cool powers not only that you can't use them selfishly

I wish for a tank to be outside on our front lawn

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but it's destroyed.

I wish for some better wishes!

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but each ones as ends as badly as the last

I wish for good luck on the xbox today for I am logging off until my 2 and a half hours of xbox time is done

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted but you fail at playing the Xbox, cause your thumbs fall off the second you touch the controller.

I wish noobs and trolls would dissapear forever.

[Shadow]

Granted but you get flamed to death by the flamers.

I wish my arm would stop aching >.>

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, you get a infinite life of a itching arm.

I wish I had a APC with a HMG or a minigun on top of it.

[Shadow]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish I DIDN'T sleep in sometimes

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, you never sleep again.

I wish my APC worked.

[Shadow]

Granted, its locked inside the garage forever.

I wish I could stop making typos

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, yet your annoying siblings screw with your typing.

I wish for a baseball bat.

(Oh by the way, Shadow, my garage is two rooms: a office, and a secondary living room.)

[Iceking]

Granted, but a TF2 scout takes it and hits you over the head with it.

I wish I could turn into a liquid form and turn back into a solid form at will.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you become one with the ocean.

I wish the TF2 scout was dead so i could get my bat back!

[Iceking]

Granted, but a spy backstabs you.

I wish I could control the ocean.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but Posidon controls you!

I wish I had a spear.

(Guests: )

[raptor titanus3]

granted but it turns out to be the famous english poet ShakeSpere

I wish that the next hat I craft in team fortress2 to is a heavy hat