King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I push the base down into the pit.

My SPARTA. Hill.

I set up multiple decoy clones on the hill, all guarding like I would.

[SniperSaurus]

Another hill lands on the real hill.

I take the hill.

A fortress is built out of worms that cant only be destroyed in creative ways.

[UndeadRaptor]

I epicly beat up each worm then throw timed grenades down their mouths, killing them.

My hills.

Chuck Norris decends from the heavens above and guards my hills.

[SniperSaurus]

Raptor Jesus kicks Chuck down back to earth from heaven, but Norris is impaled on a spike.

My hill.

I gaurd the hill with the blessings of raptor jesus.

[Godzilla Forever]

Fascist T-rexes attack the hill, killing you.

My hill.

Tyranno Mussolini joins forces with Veloci-hitler to form to dino-axis in World war II.

[UndeadRaptor]

The Dino-Allies of WWII kick Veloci-Hitler and Tyranno-Mussolini a**es in, conquering the hill.

My hill.

UD (United Dinosaurs) guard the hill with an enormous dino army.

[SniperSaurus]

Once agian, an asteroid crashes into earth, killing the dinos.

My hill.

All hte Zombie Axis-dinos and allie-dinos gaurd the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

A nuclear sun destroys Earth.

My hill-ish.

I plant the HILL HERE flag on some junk in space, hidden from everything. (Hint: Satilites)

[TyrannoTitan]

"Hill" explodes as the universe is remade...again. Earth is back, as is the hill.

My hill.

Plants "do not disturb" sign on the hill.

[SniperSaurus]

*Fires sniper at the not on the sign, blowing the word "Not" out, walks up to hill, puts up tent and fire and then sits, sniper at the read.

My hill

[raptor titanus3]

Universe man go

my hill

I... got nothin'

[SniperSaurus]

I walk up and take the empty hill, my camp still there. Camp evolves to house.

My hill.

I gaurd from the roof.

[raptor titanus3]

Space laser go

my hill again

Fooled you

[UndeadRaptor]

I kill the space laser.

My hill.

Zombies emerge inside the house, hiding in it, waiting for SS.

[SniperSaurus]

I deliver headshots to all the zombies in my house. I unlock the door, chuck the bodies out and lock the door.
I sit inside with a rifle, checking out the windows for motion.

My hill.

[raptor titanus3]

*Kaboom*

My hill

After detonating all that tnt buried under your house I click a button and stroll off

[UndeadRaptor]

I tag the hill from youtube, and take it over.

My hill.

All the youtubers in the world guard the hill like maniacs, wielding chainsaws and other steampunk weaponry.

[raptor titanus3]

lightning spy returns and dominates youtubers

my hill

hill is hidden in an alternate dimention

[SniperSaurus]

Retrive hill from alternate dimension. MAke Earth around hill undestroyable.


My hill -.-

[UndeadRaptor]

I take the hill, due to zero defences.

My hill.

Zombified dinosaurs lumber around the hill, waiting for a new attacker.