King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

One of the xenomorphs feeds both chestbursters the dead hobo as I blast the so called "highest breed of ownage" in the face with a shotgun.

My hill.

I lure some people into the safe house who get face hugged, which increases the xenomorph colony in the house, as I sit back and watch what happens.

[Ins3kt]

I recover from the blast, then slap UndeadRaptor in the face.

My Hill: I get an army of Chuck Norrises which smite the Aliens, then surround the hill in guard.

[UndeadRaptor]

I use the TF2 team to fight off the Chuck Norris clones, before tearing apart Ins3kt.

My hill.

I make a fake bar on the hill near the safe house as the flag is guarded by most of the TF2 team, heavy sits and watches the entrance of the club.

[Ins3kt]

I use Gordon Freeman and his crowbar and silence to tear part UndeadRaptor, then I buy GMOD and delete the TF2 soldiers from existence.

My Hill: I sit there as my hill is guarded by Combine Elites and Imran Zakhaev in Spartan III Armor.

[SniperSaurus]

I snipe out I3 and all his covenant along with Zakhaev with my Barret.

My hill.

I place a dummie that has a kick me sign on it, waiting for someone to approach the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I get a clone of TT to ban SniperSaurus and his kick me signs.

My Hill: I stand on the hill with 5000 SniperSaurus and 5000 UndeadRaptor Zombie Clones.

[SniperSaurus]

Being clones of myself and UR, the clones begin discussing my dog, and eventually bore themselves to death.

My hill.

I make a fortress outta grass.

[UndeadRaptor]

I sit in a ghillie suit in the grass fortress, before planting C4 and blowing it up from a safe distance.

My hill.

I sit in the grass and wait with a sniper rifle, watching with a thermal scope as raptors leap around the hill.

[SniperSaurus]

I sneak up behind UR, tap him on the back, and blow his head of with my 350. cal Barret.

my hill.

I lay down and bleed after fireing that powerfull a rifle.

[Ins3kt]

I get the chicxulub asteroid to come crashing onto the hill, demolishing everything and anything around it.

My hill: I get a new hill and stand on it.

[raptor titanus3]

(True story) A virus infected my computer and the rage that I release asplodes the hill

my charred hill

I plant a whomping willow that attacks anything that gets near (yeah I like the Harry Potter movies, what of it?)

[Ins3kt]

I get Norton and crush the irus, then get Undeadraptor and SniperSaurus clones to eat the willow tree.

My Hill: I put Mount Everest on the Hill and begin my slow climb up.

[UndeadRaptor]

I deploy more clones of me to tackle Ins3kt off of mount everest, killing them all.

My hill.

I sit back and drink a smoothie as the clones sit and protect the hill as snipers.

[Ins3kt]

I deploy more SniperSaurus clones to kill the UndeadRaptor Clones and UndeadRaptor.

I get on the hill, with over 9000 UndeadRaptor clones, and 8999 SniperSaurus clones. I also put a sign that says, "Domination".

[TyrannoTitan]

Clones die of old age because of accelerated aging from their cloning. Figure that out.

My hill.

I shoot Ins3kt in the face and tear down his flag, placing my own.

[UndeadRaptor]

I hid ein a bush with a sniper and ghillie suit, before blasting TT in the spine.

My hill.

I walk up and plant a new flag in TT's back, before laughing and setting up a tent, having multiple engineers build sentries as I lay down and sleep.

[Ins3kt]

I eat UndeadRaptor.

My hill: I Get TT and his banning power on my hill, ready to own

[UndeadRaptor]

I throw a grenade up on the hill, killing everything in a 6 meter radius.

My hill.

I sit and kill survivors with a bowie knife, before hiding hundreds of banzai chargers in ghillie suits in tall grass, waiting for someont to try and attack me.

[Ins3kt]

I kill UndeadRaptor from the grave with MY conviniently placed grenade.

I use mind control to control his crap too.

My hill: I take the hill, put it in the trunk of my spaceship, and blast off to Gliese 581 g.

[UndeadRaptor]

The banzai chargers leap out of the grass and attack Ins3kt, stabbing him rapidly with swords and bayonets while under my control.

My SPACE hill.

I teleport onto the ship and fly it someplace safe, building a colony later with it in the center.