King of the Hill

[Ins3kt]

I get Shephard from Mass Effect and he blows up the planet without a hitch.

My Hill: I create a new hill in the SS Normandy and sit on it with the entire crew of shephard at my disposal.

[UndeadRaptor]

I hit the hill with a torpedo from inside an inconvienient submarine, laughing as the crew does the same.

My hill.

I place a flag on the top of the flag pole, above the U.S. flag, saying "Hill Here" as we dive down deeper into the sea.

[Ins3kt]

Since its in space and not in a submarine, none of that happened.

My Hill: I get an automatic kill boundary, placing it between me and the nearest 4 trillion light years. anyone who steps in it dies.

[UndeadRaptor]

I hack the system and destroy the kill boundry, before attacking the S.S. Normandy with multiple star fighters and G.A.R ships and troops.

My hill.

I watch as the ship blows up due to master chief putting a Covenant nuke in the wrong ship, as I sit in Hawaii with the "Hill Here" flag.

[Ins3kt]

I make a time machine that sends me back all the way to the first hill.

My Hill: I stand there.

[UndeadRaptor]

The Spy uncloaks and back stabs Ins3kt for no reason.

My hill.

I sit with a radiated field all around the hill, as I hide in the grass drinking a slurpee in a ghillie suit while holding a sniper rifle.

[Ins3kt]

I get Schwarzenegger. End of story.

My hill: I get Chuck Norris to guard the hill while I go to the bathroom.

[UndeadRaptor]

A predator uses it's wrist bracers to violently stab Chuck in the back, before tearing through and ripping his spine out along with his head.

My hill.

The predator roars as I blast it, before bombing the toilet with a harrier and lazily float above the hill, ready to mow anyone down with a minigun.

[Ins3kt]

I activate Schwarzenegger again.
I get to da choppa.

My hill: I sit there with a box of cookies in my hands.

[UndeadRaptor]

The cookie monster sneaks up behind Ins3kt, before swiping his box of goodies and running off, laughing meniacally.

My hill.

I arm some random device, before planting bombs all around the hill, and sit and watch as the machine starts tearing stuff apart.

[Ins3kt]

UndeadRaptor forgets, I... AM THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!

I launch a barrage of coockies towards his face and his defenses. Nullifying them.

My hill: I stand on the hill and put up a huge covenant searchbar.

[UndeadRaptor]

I throw a semtex on Ins3kt's face, blowing him and the covenant searchbar up.

My hill.

I sit and listen to classical music on the radio, while holding a sniper rifle and deploying a decoy at the bottom of the hill, eating ice cream.

[raptor titanus3]

Chuck Norris snipes you with a bb rifle from space

my hill

You can have the hill if you poke TT in the face (Insert father Grigori evil laugh here)

[Ins3kt]

I kill everyone because raptortitanus ruined our chain of KOTH comments, UndeadRaptor.

My Hill: I start a new chain of UndeadRaptor comments.

[UndeadRaptor]

I just build a nuke and pop up infront of everything on the hill, a whacky face on me as I laugh meniacly, the nuke going off as I do so.

My hill.

I respawn as a ghost, before using my powers to summon an undead legion of Hellish warriors, and use them to fend off everything that attacks the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I respawn as a ghost and manifest UndeadRaptor and all his hellish clones thingamajiggies, rendering him, his clones, and his face absolutely useless.

My hill: I put UndeadRpator on the hill, who is now dead, with zero conciousness whatsoever and now respawns left.

[UndeadRaptor]

I seem to wake up and whack Ins3kt on the back of the head with a pipe for controlling me so much times, breaking his spine.

My hill.

I turn the hill into an aquatic ocean, before growing gills and swimming as a shark warrior, multiple squid, manta and shark warriors moving about, defending the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I use a really big pipe to channel the water to another planet, leaving everybody there to die.

My hill: I stand on the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

A pack of rabid dogs attack Ins3kt for no reason and tear him apart, taking his body away to a nearby cave.

My hill.

I destroy all pipes in the area before remaking the ocean over the land, as I begin swimming around again along my fish warrior pals.

[Ins3kt]

I eat the dogs.

My hill: I eat the hill.