King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I remake the hill and slap Ins3kt across the face with iron knuckles, before punching him in the jaw.

My hill.

I plant riot shields all over the place and put fake figures behind them to make people think I have riot control defending the entire hill.

[Ins3kt]

Being of the highest breed of ownage, I respawn behind him and slap him way, way to mars.

My hill: I become Noble Six in that Lone Wolf Post Credits scene in Reach and prepare to own everyone with my awesomeness

[UndeadRaptor]

I throw a large boulder all the way from Mars and crush Ins3kt with it.

My hill.

I teleport back to the bloodified battlefield called a hill, before making multiple bush mazes and placing the Minitar in it to defend the hill while I eat fruits.

[Ins3kt]

I Chuck Norris the Boulder and the shards hit and kill UndeadRaptor.

My hill: I make 7 new hills in multiple places and sit on one.

[UndeadRaptor]

I plant a flag in the new hill, before punching Ins3kt epicly and shouting, "Falcon! Punch!"

My hill.

I spam treaties up in the sky, meant to crush anything that comes by and tell them to sign for eternal life, which'll put them on the Flying Dutchman.

[Ins3kt]

I was actually on a different hill.

My hill: I sit on my hill, watching UndeadRaptor sitting on his hill on another distant galaxy. 7 hills, 2 occupied.

[UndeadRaptor]

I nuke the other five hills before sniping Ins3kt, being on a hill right next to him, before doing to him what I had done in a post earlier.

My hill.

I take the Rock Lobster and use it to kill anything in it's path with it's terrible music.

[Ins3kt]

I respawn as UndeadRaptor 2. UndeadRaptor dies because of his confusion as to what the hell even happened.

My hill: I stand on the hill and plant a live here sign on a distant planet.

[UndeadRaptor]

I respawn as myself, causing Ins3kt to die of confusion aswell, before I retake the hill with the TF2 RED team.

My hill.

I sit at a table and play poker with the group, as sentries defend the whole hill while the Spy and Engineer argue over something.

[Ins3kt]

I think it through, then understand in a matter of seconds.

My hill: I plant over 9000 new hills in specific outer reaches of the universe and wait for this thread to die.

[UndeadRaptor]

I deploy random stuff at every hill, which all get destroyed as I continue playing poker, the Pyro yelling at the Heavy for some reason.

My hill.

A hunter joins as as the Engineer is kicked from the table, being sent to build more sentries while we continue playing the game.

[Ins3kt]

UR takes so long to get from one hill to the other that he dies while moving from the first hill to the second one.

My hill: I still do nothing.

[UndeadRaptor]

I drop a poker table on Ins3kt, before continuing the game with everyone, as the sentries are rebuilt.

My hill.

I sit in a classical 50's suit and hat, along with everyone else as we play, the sentries look around for something to shoot.

[Godzilla Forever]

Xenomorphs overwhelm the defenses and massacre UR.

My Hill.

The Xenomorphs make a hive on the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I engulf GodzillaForever in a dyson sphere. Not understanding the meaning as to what the f*ck any of this crap is, he dies.

My hill: I make 9000 infinitely respawing hills, and whenever anything comes close to me, I teleport to another one. If all 9000 are destroyed and/or if I am even touched/ close to anything other than myself, my possessions and the hills and space, The hills form an uotimate defence structure around me that takes over 9000 years to shoot/beat/do anything down even with the most powerful weapons/people/things ever.

[Shadow]

*Nulls Ins3kt's attempt at winning by using member powah*

My hill.

*Hovers above hill idly*

[Ins3kt]

Everyone surrenders as my ultimate plan for power is absolutely unbeatable. I win.

My Hill: I do the same thing, untouched by anybody and anything.

[Shadow]

*Once again nulls Ins3kt's godmod attampt at winning with member power*

My hill.

[Ins3kt]

I once again own Shadows face through the knowledge that I've followed every rule made for this game.

My Hill: I do the same thing again.

[Shadow]

*Still nulls Ins3kt's attempt at winning.*

Do ya not get it? You cannae win at this game wee laddie.

My hill btw.

*Punts Ins3kt off the hill and sits on it*