King of the Hill

[Ins3kt]

I get it, but you still have to find a plausible way to counter my defences, not just *membah powah*.

My Hill: I wait for an actual challenge.

[Shadow]

In that case...

*Hurls a cannonball at Ins3kt, which explodes on impact, sending his limbs hurtling in all directions*

My hill ^-^

*Hoves above the hill*

[Ins3kt]

Cannonball repelled by my epic defenses and shot back towards shadow, who is knocked off of his hill and falls into an endless pool of dark matter, being suffocated by the radiation from nearby stars too.

My hill: I once again wait for somebody to find the extremely obvious weakness of my plan.

[Shadow]

*Sits on Ins3kt's head*

Epic defenses can't stop a simple teleportation though can they? =o

*Crams a watermelon into Ins3kt's mouth and kicks him down the hill, disabling all defenses and watching him suffocate slowly*

My hill

[Ins3kt]

Yes they can - anything that comes close is obliterated.

My hill: Still Waiting for the most obvious way to own my defences.

[dinoman666]

*Turns into a Forge Monitor with Invincibility and deletes 8,999 of the hills, before dropping a tank on Ins3kt, crushing him*

My hill.

[Ins3kt]

Defences activate and kill the forge monitor before it can make any changes. My god you know what?

I build a time machine and go back to the first hill, 56 pages ago.

My hill: I sit there, laughing at everybody's failed attempts at trying to kill my defenses. I stand there with a barrett in my hand and a remnant of my space hill.

[Shadow]

*Brings time back to the present, kicks Ins3kt off my hill and sits on it with a long stick in hand*

My hill.

[raptor titanus3]

I throw a rock at the back of your head and you fall over uncontious

my hill

Arms race anyone?

[UndeadRaptor]

I just throw a flag on a new hill and bomb raptor titanus with a MAC cannon.

My hill.

I get back to playing poker with some of my NPC soldiers from the SEW, as many others build a large bunker and use it to defend the place with plasma weapons.

[Shadow]

I so totally didn't lay any C4 around and in the bunker ya know...

*BOOM*

Ooh, my hill ^_^

*Waits for someone else to claim it*

[Ins3kt]

The last 3 posts were nullified quickly by my defences, as Shadow made the stupid idea of bringing it back to the present.

My hill: Once again the all poweful owner, I sit down on the hill, defences activated.

[UndeadRaptor]

I just run up onto the hill, carrying a massive nuke which detonates before the defenses have time to react, blowing everything up.

My hill.

A group of xenomorphs dig deep into the hill and colonize it, a queen soon comes in and begins laying face hugger eggs to attack offenders.

[Godzilla Forever]

An army of predators take out the infestation and take them back for training.

my hill.

Nazi raptors return to the hill!

[UndeadRaptor]

Stealth bombers and harriers fly over the hill, bombing more than enough times and destroy the nazi raptors.

My hill.

Russian Communist soldiers charge to the hill, along with other soldiers from communist nations, and defend the hill for no reason other than their flag.

[Ins3kt]

The last 3 posts were once again nullified as UR was exterminated before he could run up the actual hill, due to my defenses annihalating anything in a 9000 light year radius.

My hill: I sit there, defences ready.

[UndeadRaptor]

Dr Hax appears out of nowhere and shouts, "HAX!" at Ins3kt and his defences, before millions of computers come raining down on them and destroying everything.

My hill.

I sit and watch T.V. while a group of hunters begin playing poker behind me, as a party goes on in my home where the hill is located.

[Godzilla Forever]

I kick UR off the hill. Sparta style.

My hill.

Giant demon monsters guard the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I teleport GodzillaForever to the 9th dimension with the remnants of my once all powerful defences.

My hill: I dunno. I do nothing.

[UndeadRaptor]

My house randomly explodes due to a nuke being in the basement, destroying everything.

My hill.

My love for nukes makes me place so many around the hill, that the detonation will kill everything in 15 systems and radiate about 60 more.