King of the Hill

[Ins3kt]

I teleport UR and his house to the 9th dimension again, and use hi nukes to ward off and GodzillaForevers that may be lurking around.

My hill: I hide in the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Can't act like your the god of this part of the site, Sherlock. Oh, by the way, butterfly knife to the back!

My hill.

I sit and do nothing, while the U.S. army comes to the hill and defend it for no reason, either.

[TyrannoTitan]

Bomb threats in an airport half the world away causes the US army to depart from the hill leaving it exposed. Then I shoot UR.

My Hill.

Places a sign that reads:

"The next person to "Nullify a post" in this topic gets kicked the f*ck out."


(Translates to: Ins3kt, if you post about "nullifying" any post to bring back your shitty defenses again, I'm kicking you out of this thread. The point is to have fun. Whatever the person says to beat your defense is final: You can't just say their post doesn't work)

[Godzilla Forever]

mutant chickens overrun the hill.

My hill.

the chickens create a giant nest.....

[raptor titanus3]

Giants grab the Chickens and take them to their homes in the clouds

my hill

lame fantisy attack is lame I know but the alt was to nuke them like an uncreative person


KEEP YOUR HOMOPHOBIC STATEMENTS TO YOURSELF. One more "such and such is gay" comment and I'll give you a f*cking warning.

[Ins3kt]

I pull the giants from the clouds using a gravity gun, then smash them onto raptortitanus3.

My hill: I put up a sign saying "OK TT!"

[UndeadRaptor]

I push Ins3kt into a conveniently placed garbage can right next to him, before rolling him off the hill onto a landmine.

My hill.

I violently break the sign in half on my knee, before finding a nuke and destroying the sun, taking out all possible life on Earth.

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: jeez TT can't let nothin' slide by and by this wouldn't be the end of the world if I was band but I get your point

I relight the sun and restore life by firing the Titan genetics vessal's activation protocol

my planet named bob

welcome to the new earth you may continue to slap each other with rubber gloves now

[UndeadRaptor]

I slap raptor titanus across the face with a massive robotic hand due to him undoing what I had done in the first place.

My hill.

I take the hill sign and fly twenty galaxies away at warp speed, before planting it onto a hill in a parallel earth, which is a reversed look-alike of the real earth.

[Ins3kt]

I use my all poweful invisibility to assassinate UR.

My Hill: I stand on the hill with a sign saying hahahahaha UR

[UndeadRaptor]

I take an MG-42 and mow down you and the sign, before epicly kicking your body off the hill and rapidly shooting it with the gun.

My hill.

I sit and play the MoH: Frontline soundtrack while still holding the MG-42, and putting some holes in a sign with it saying, "Hill that way, partner."

[Ins3kt]

I throw the awesome power that is Bad Company 2 at his little "Medal of Honor" and then stuff his head down his T.V.

My Hill: I grab a molecular distorter- which will allow me to distort anybody that comes in my way into a horrible disfigured replica of themselves.

[UndeadRaptor]

I toss multiple grenades up the hill, the distorter machine making even more of them to add to the explosive damage which destroy it and Ins3kt.

My hill.

I deploy the S.S. and Wehrmacht armies to the hill, before sitting with an MG-42 and doing the same thing I had done earlier for some reason.

[Ins3kt]

I get a 25 killstreak on a few birds and then drop the same nuke UR was about to drop on me in the Person Above You thread. UR dies and I sit on the hill.

My Hill: I sit there, playing BC2.

[UndeadRaptor]

I take a giant pole and sneak up behind Ins3kt, before strangling him with it and preforming a knife assassination.

My hill.

I sit, carving intensivly freaky totem poles, while level 4 sentries search for anything that migh try sneaking up on me and attacking.

[Ins3kt]

I Assassinate TT, take his banning power, and banish UR from these forums and existence as a whole.

My Hill: I use a sign saying come in! In front of a conviniently placed bunker, full of...

[UndeadRaptor]

Nukes. The nukes detonate and destroy Ins3kt, giving TT his powers back, making me unbanned.

My hill.

I sit and eat a dead Heavy's sandvich, while holding A Scout's sandman baseball bat with a baseball nearby, ready to take out someone with them.

[Ins3kt]

Thought wrong again. They were full of trip mines, which he activated and blew up both of us.

My Hill: Being dead, I do nothing.

[UndeadRaptor]

I bury Ins3kt deep into the ground, before placing C-4 on his burial site incase he came back as one of the walking dead, while I toss the shovel aside.

My hill.

I place a massive football stadium on the hill, while a riot of fans charge in to watch the Lions go against the Buccaneers, as I lock the gates tight.

[Ins3kt]

I use Last stand to get out of dying and then one man army him, then RC XD his face.

My hill: I stand there, 400 more RC XDs waiting at my command.