King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I attack the hill with multiple predator missiles, a group of harriers, a few AC-130s and a pack of rabid wolves.

My hill.

I sit, drinking a bottle of water, but toss it away and grab a Bonk! soda can and start drinking that, before transforming into a crazy Scout.

[Ins3kt]

I throw a V8 at him and smack him 5 light years away saying "Could've had a V8!"

I make the hill bulletproof and build a bomb shelter on it.

[UndeadRaptor]

Two massive cartoonish white gloves fly out of nowhere before tearing into the bomb shelter and grabbing Ins3kt, pulling him into two halves.

My hill.

I sit and do nothing while the gloves beat the two halves of Ins3kt into the ground, as I hold a barret .50 caliber and hide in the grass.

[Ins3kt]

i become the fourth horseman of the apocalypse, and kill UR instantly.

My Hill: I stand on the hill with another hill in my hand.

[UndeadRaptor]

I become the headless horseman and ride on horseback, slashing at Ins3kt's neck and chopping his head off.

My hill.

Due to me being a ghostly zombie-like creature, I transform the top of the hill into a graveyard, with many traps in it.

[Ins3kt]

I become godzilla and eat him and the hill.

My hill: In my stomach, dissolving in my Stomach acid.

[UndeadRaptor]

I fire off a nuke at Ins3kt's Godzilla form, blowing him to pieces.

My hill.

I claim a new hill and place a queen facehugger along with many regulars on the hill, the small creatures hidden in bushes, waiting for anyone to come on the hill.

[Ins3kt]

I build a time machine to go back to the first hill, while UR is in the future sitting on his hill.

My Hill: I sit there.

[UndeadRaptor]

I suck Ins3kt back to the future (Hey hey, a movie reference!) and slap him silly, before punching him in the face and tossing him off the hill.

My hill.

The queen facehugger pounces on Ins3kt's unconscious form, before wrapping it's tail around his neck and begins planting both a warrior and queen embryo into him.

[raptor titanus3]

BURN!

my hill

I stop the infection at it's source thusly preventing an alien hive from forming

I build one of my famous skunk-works defenses watch in anger as attempt after attempt to bypass this defense in any manner is met with a counter-measure (unless of coarse you hit the central core powering these defenses... did I just type that for everyone to see?)

[UndeadRaptor]

I snipe the power core for no reason, destroying raptor's defences. Then I leap up and stab him in the head.

My hill.

I sit and do nothing other than eat a pizza, while OpFor snipers hide in the grass with camoflauge, waiting for someone to attack me.

[raptor titanus3]

Wights start spawning out of the ground in their black burial armor and tear UR to pieces

my hill

The Wights recover their weapons and stalk about the hill ready to slay anyone out of sheer bordom

[UndeadRaptor]

I just clone myself and have the clones beat up the Wights in massive clusters.

My hill.

I sit and destroy the sun again, the only light being provided by the moon, as I build a bunker out of boredom.

[Ins3kt]

I come back, and bring an automatic spartan lazer with me. I then chuck norris everything into oblivion.

My Hill: I put up a sign saying

[UndeadRaptor]

I assassinate Ins3kt from behind with a butterfly knife after decloaking in a Spy costume.

My hill.

I sit and place mines all over the place, before destroying the moon and every other star in the galaxy with multiple space fleets, making everything completely dark.

[Ins3kt]

I get an active camo from Halo and confuse UR with a Penrose staircase, then go inception/300 on him and push him off a cliff generated by my mind

My hill: I create a penrose staircase aorund the hill

[UndeadRaptor]

I just fly a stealth bomber over the hill and bomb it for no reason.

My hill.

I take the hill flag and fly to a completely different galaxy due to ours now being held with no life and claim a hill on parallel earth.

[Ins3kt]

I dig a tunnel under the hill, and then camp out there.

My Hill: I sit under the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

I backstab Ins3kt from a galaxy away in the parallel earth, before teleporting a parallel me to do the same.

My hill.

I build a parallel burger king on the hill, now called king burger and begin to dig in on some food and drinks.

[Ins3kt]

I use the force to destroy string theory, then demolish anything and everything in the universe. I start a new universe and build a hill in the middle of space. I sit on the hill.