The Monkey Paw Game

[raptor titanus3]

granted but then my frost giant heritage means if I were so much as to breath on you you be frozen in an icy tomb

I wish for the ability to stop time (here one moment gone the next)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you over-use it and freeze yourself in moving time.

I wish I was ice resistant with cold-proof cloths.

[raptor titanus3]

granted but then your highly flammable and because I'm a member of the frost giants I also have Fire giants as friends

I wish for rapid dave to make a witty remark about you (family guy ftw)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but your move backfires and the remark hits you in the face.

I wish I was in Six Flags or Universal right now to have some serious fun.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but all the rides are broken down

I wish for my Mom to get a raise (she has to do very irregular hours the least they can do is pay her a little more)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you don't get any money from her.

I wish I had something to clobber you with for no good reason.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but its a bar of chocolate which I eat

I wish for *deep breath* CINNAMIN BUNSSSS

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but unknown to you, they're poisoned.

I wish for zombies roaming the earth while I watch the destruction happen from a space station.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but then the space station gets hit by spudnik and plumits to the earth

I wish for unpoisoned cinnamin buns (I got the sugary munchies)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but they have to much salt for you to handle in one bite.

I wish I had a pet preying mantis along with a huge cage to go with it.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but the preying mantis is huge too and come feeding time its not going to eat the tiny cricket you give it

I wish you would stop ruining my cinamin buns (there is no salt in them)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but they fall apart into millions of crumbs the moment you touch them, and bugs steal the remains.

I wish I had something big to lock you into for some reason and feed you to mutated rats in there.

[raptor titanus3]

granted but once again my frost giant heritage rescues me as I freese the rats and the lock on the cage before tapping the lock and it shattering into pieces

I wish a Jockey would lead you off a cliff

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but I manage to hang onto the cliff and am rescued as the jockey falls to it's death.

I wish for your frost heritage to be gone so I can find a way to destroy you once and for all.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but then on my fathers side of the family I have fire giant heritage

I wish that a tank through a rock at you propeling you off said ledge

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but I avoid the rock and shotgun the tank to death.

I wish you also lost you fire heritage so I can burn you to ashes then freeze said ashes before stomping them to dust particles.

[raptor titanus3]

granted but then theres still my "giant" heritage so I turn into a muscle bound monster and turn your head round and round till' it pops off like a lightbulb

I wish for you to give up on removing my "heritage"

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but I begin haunting you with my ghost form.

I wish I was a dragon so I could destroy you and your family.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but then you have to fight Nidhogg of Niffleheim (Nidhogg means world ender) to get to me and my family

I wish that I would be promoted a level (this is my 800th post so yay it comes true)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but a tarantula eats you in your spider form.

I wish I had an extreme gulp cup filled with coca-cola.