King of the Hill

[Ins3kt]

I get the some orbital defence from Cairo station and bombard GF with MAC rounds.

My Hill: I stand on the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

I punch Ins3kt off the hill before nuking him and his defences.

My hill.

I begin turning the earth into nothing but ocean while I turn into a human-shark hybrid and begin swimming.

[raptor titanus3]

I transform into the kracken and rip you in half

my undersea mound

I dig a hole underneath the hill as my home

[UndeadRaptor]

A megalodon attacks you and rips you limb from limb.

My hill.

I return as my hybrid form and happily swim around in the underwater area where the hill is, taking the kraken's hole.

[raptor titanus3]

that sniper's a submarine! luanch torpedo #1 *blamo*

my undersea mass

*ping*

[UndeadRaptor]

I take out the submarine with a shotgun and some Navy SEALs.

My mound.

I create a undersea base on the hill and begin doing SEAL operations from there.

[raptor titanus3]

The yellow submarine goes by polluting the water with the beetles music brainbleaching all the navy seals

The hill turns into pepperland

[UndeadRaptor]

I nuke pepperland and all the submarines in the water with massive jars of salt.

My SALTED hill.

I sit and begin playing with the salt while a legion of shark warriors hold spears and wait for someone to try and attack.

[raptor titanus3]

I walk up the salty beach and tap you on the shoulder UR: "what happened to my shark warriors?" RT: "Too much salt content, they choked on the stuff in the water as it cuaght in their gills" I then kick salt on you until your buried in the stuff, then I use a blowtorch to heat the salt and solidify you like han solo in carbonite

my hill of salt (note its all salt not sand)

I begin selling it to the people in the middle east back in 61 BCE (medival times)

[UndeadRaptor]

I give you a monkey paw and you make ridiculous wishes hill I swipe the hill from you.

My saltless hill.

I toss a one-pawed evil monkey at you who goes bananas and beats you to death for his paw.

[raptor titanus3]

I give back the monkeys hand and reattach it magicly like nothing happened then I punt you off the hill

my hill

snow is coming

[UndeadRaptor]

I use a flamethrower and roast you along with the snow.

My hill.

I sit in between the flames while angry mobs protect the hill along with riot control.

[raptor titanus3]

as you roast me a terrible blizzard rolls in and buries you in feet of snow where you are frozen

my himilayas

thank you Norwegian heritage for making me immune to the cold

[UndeadRaptor]

I transform into a ghost and scare you off the hill, where you fall to your death.

My hill.

I sit and do nothing as fire removes the snow so I can get back in my body.

[raptor titanus3]

hillbillies drive by and smash into your icey prision while your still inside fracturing you into millions of pieces

my hill

the ice and snow return as do I

[UndeadRaptor]

I posess RT and drive him crazy until he shoots himself in the face just after I leave his body.

My hill.

I begin moving the ice away from my hill while rising zombies from their graves and having them protect the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

An alarm car falls on you and starts to sound drawing all your zombies to you to be eaten

my hill

"Don't feel bad, you did a fine job getting your figurative butt handed to you"

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant bird poops on RT3, making him suffocate to death.

My hill.

Said giant bird protects the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Then an ugly bird as big as a battleship whos known as the giant claw eats your small parakett

my hill

"don't come wide with me unless you got something better to throw at me" heheh that almost rimed

[Iceking]

Deathwing roasts the giant claw with his fire breath, then uses shadow flame to raise it into a minion under his command.

My hill

Deathwing creates incredibly difficult to traverse terrain both above and below ground to defend the hill, while creating volcanoes as an extra security measure.