King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

.... and are promptly eaten by the rift worm.

My hill.

Elites from Halo: Reach guard the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

A flying buzz-saw chops the elites into bite-sized pieces.

My gore-hill.

I turn the Earth inside out, causing the hill to become a large ditch now.

[raptor titanus3]

In doing so you have reversed the magnetic replulsion to attraction and besides pulling the moon towards earth you inside your ditch have had all the naturally occuring metal inside your body ripped out of you in a bloody mess.

my returned to normal hill

I'll undo the harm you did and then sit there wearing a large winter coat and drinking a glass of root beer with clean snow turning it into a rootbeer slush

[UndeadRaptor]

I become reformed aswell and cave the back of your skull in with Thor's hammer.

My hill.

I scorch the hill and remove the snow while turning the place into a tropical resort.

[raptor titanus3]

NO!!! I hit you with Winter's Howl from the new nazi zombie game and freeze everything again

my chilled hill

I return to drinking my rootbeer slush while wielding the Winter's Howl

[UndeadRaptor]

A MAC cannon from space blasts you to oblivion and burns the hill.

My tropical hill.

I drink a smoothie while sitting in a bench as mobs of people have fun at my resort.

[raptor titanus3]

Evil Tikis overrun the resort

my hill

The Tikis leave and I take the hill with me to the one place no sane person would go... into the cold of Antarctica

[UndeadRaptor]

Global warming strikes, melting Antartica and causes the hill to float to a naval carrier, while the crew kills you.

My water-hill.

I teleport to the hill and camp on it as a sniper-shark under the sea.

[Godzilla Forever]

Sharks with laser cannons on their heads attack your sniper shark and kill it.

My hill.

Giant armored Krakens, Cetus, and aforementioned laser cannon sharks guard the flooded hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Manta warriors along with shark warriors invade the hill in the millions and kill everything.

My under-the-sea hill.

I sit as a shark warrior on the hill with the earlier mentioned fighters, who guard as either soldiers or snipers/gunners.

[Godzilla Forever]

UR has a random encounter with about 4 million pissed off tentacruels. And fails to defeat them.

My hill.

Water pokemon guard the flooded hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

The water suddenly evaporates, making the pokemon weak and defensless as I roast them with a flamethrower.

My hill.

The climate and temperature changes again until the area is a frozen wasteland, while I build a survival colony with a group of friends.

[Godzilla Forever]

Yetis break into the base and devour you and your friends alive.

My hill.

Hordes of undead rise to defend the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

C-130s fly overhead and drop large crates of bombs all over the hill, engulfing it in a devisating explosion.

My hill.

Some metallic houses teleport onto the hill, with me and my friends in them as we play my 360.

[Godzilla Forever]

Their xbox turns out to be a transformer, scares the **** out of them, and chases them off the hill.

My hill.

The transformer makes mroe of itself.

[UndeadRaptor]

I nuke the hill later on and destroy the cloning transformers.

My damaged hill.

I sit on the hill and drink coffee while waiting for someone to attack.

[Godzilla Forever]

Ninjas kill you.

My hill.

Skeleton warriors guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Due to a sudden sandstorm the skeletons are ground to dust

My hill

As the sandstorm continues to flow it doesn't move away from the hill and forms a deathtrap for anything caught inside

[Godzilla Forever]

Tyrannitars march in and make themselves at home.

my hill.

Said tyrannitars, being immune to the effects of the storm, claim it as their own territory.....

[The Kingpin]

*Calls in a dimensional rift which sucks all the pokemon out of the topic*


my poke-less hill

*a bunch of fat man-eating bunnies materialise around the hill's peak as the surface suddenly turns to ultra-smooth glass*