RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

*Teleports Hueys and crews out of LOSF and Scary Guy, watching as they go on a mad shooting spree, mowing down LOSF and Scary Guy*

Ha ha ha!

*Backstabs EE with a butterfly knife, before spinning it around and putting it up...*

[Evil Eye]

Fine. I'll play SRS D=<

*summons Ktulu, who takes the knife with ease, before slamming a tentacle over UR, pinning him*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Hueys circle around, before blasting Ktulu with explosive rounds, while I turn into a gerbil and escape...*

[Evil Eye]

*shrugs*
Bai.

[UndeadRaptor]

*Transforms back into the Scout, before attacking EE with more baseballs from the Sandman...*

[Evil Eye]

Sigh.
*repeat previous sequence with Scary Guy*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Avoids Scary Guy, before pulling out TF2's Headless Horseless Horsemann to fight Scary Guy*

Ha ha ha! I'm so gonna win!

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy is bored*

*Scary Guy flips Headless Horseman a bird, before walking to nearest vending machine for an orange soda*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The Headless Horseless Horsemann ignores the offering, before scaring the Scary Guy with a taunt, before charging at him with his scythe, his pumkin head lit brightly...*

[Evil Eye]

Lul, offering...
*Scary Guy openly ignores HHH*

[UndeadRaptor]

That's what he thought of it.

*HHH cuts Scary Guy's left arm off with his scythe while laughing, before stabbing him in the chest...*

[Evil Eye]

Actually, Scary Guy gave him the finger

*Scary Guy shrugs with his other arm*

*Scary Guy does not have a chest, making it rather hard to stab him in it*

[UndeadRaptor]

... I knew that. He didn't.

*HHH roars before sending the blade of his scythe into Scary Guy's other arm, cutting it off aswell...*

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy grabs the scythe with his arm, while his severed arm on the floor waggles its finger no-no*

[UndeadRaptor]

*HHH gives Scary Guy such an evil glare that it causes the latter to turn into stone. The halloween figure than takes his scythe back and dissipates into thin air...*

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy pops out of stone grumpily, before his severed arm, floating, reaches into the vending machine slot and pulls out an orange soda*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Hueys come back as Ride of the Valkyries continues to play, the gunners shooting both the soda can, machine and Scary Guy. HHH soon reappears as he feels this sudden disturbance, before charging at Scary Guy...*

[Evil Eye]

*Scary Guy frowns, a large indestructible cage appearing around HHH, Hueys, and the gunners*

*Scary Guy uses the bullet hole to drink the soda, instead of opening it*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Hits Scary Guy into portal leading to the Fifth Dimension, before closing it so he can't escape. HHH disappears into thin-air again, while the Hueys are teleported back to base*

Ha! I win, you chucklehead!

[Evil Eye]

*UR's hand is smashed and mangled as it attempts to hit Scary Guy*

*the base is now surrounded by that cage, which teleports anywhere its occupants do*