RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

Yuna: How Nice.... Thank you!

*Yuna gets into the driver's seat of the hovercar, before driving off toward the Sand Vessle, but at a pace where the smaller hovercraft can catch up to her...

Tiffany: What on earth...?

WELL?!?! COME AND FIGHT ME, DAMNIT!

[UndeadRaptor]

Guess those larger things weren't the only ones messing with your mind, Tiffany. Well, I could probably track that stuff down to those who did this, but we'll need to go back to the safe house first.

*The gerbil flies up next to Yuna's hovercraft after a moment, before leaning himself out of one of the windows and pointed at a small manual in the larger vehicle...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I turn into Rodan before flying off to find UR again....

[Giratina93]

Tiffany: Yeah. I guess the safehouse is th ebest place to go to...

*Yuna looks at the driver's manual for all of 3 seconds, before putting it away.*

Yuna: I get it...

*Yuna acceleerates her car as the massive Dragonship comes into view, the ship tethered to an old dock at the edge of the large sand sea...*

*Is still flying around in the DIstortion World, my forme having changed to Origin Forme, as I search for where the Webmaster may be...*

COME OUT AND FIGHT ME, YOU COWARD!

[UndeadRaptor]

*The gerbil speeds up and flies into Yuna's hovercar, before docking his vehicle in the passenger seat and gets out. I nod in agreement, before pulling another cola out and start to drink from it*

Ok, let's go than...

[The Kingpin]

You think I'd bother coming to this stain of a realm personally? I have more important matters to attend to dictating the paths of RPGs, forming the futures of characters, steering the site. And that doesn't count my own personal endeavours....


However....if you insist upon a fight...


*a boom is audible in the skies of the distortion world, the skies themselves turning black with smoke, churning and billowing thickly above as the thump of gargantuan wings is heard, a massive Dragon landing in the midst of it, black armoured scales covering the beast's form, it's claws glowing white with heat, the sheer temperature causing parts of the beast to glow, it's nostrils, mouth and eyes shimmering with fiery energy, the Dragon looking down at Gira*

Inferno has been irritated by your ego for a while. being one of the less tolerant of my characters, he swiftly lost patience with your attitude. So I suppose he has the right to settle his annoyances now...

[Godzilla Forever]

Abaddon watches gira from a mountain floating in hyperspace.

Abaddon: "Hehehe.... this should be interesting."

[dinoman666]

*Appears in the Distortion World via portal, putting down a desk and chair with a sign that says "Place Your Bets Here!"*

Time to start business!

[Godzilla Forever]

Abaddon walks over the DM and places a giant bag of gold and other shiny stuff in front of him.

Abaddon: "Put it all on Inferno."

[dinoman666]

*I grin widely* Yes, sir! *Eagerly grabs the bag of gold* Yeesh, this is heavy. Where'd you get all this?

[Godzilla Forever]

Abaddon says: "700 years does a lot to your money bags."

[dinoman666]

I'l take your word for it. *Snaps fingers, and a set of bleachers appears* Have a seat and watch the festivities!

[SniperSaurus]

I continue searching through the woods

"Wheres that bloody 'Insta-blackhawk', I knwo I left it around here... is that it?"

[UndeadRaptor]

Uh, Tiffany? Could you wait here for a sec? (Why is it that I feel an "old friend" is around? Better go investigate.)

*I teleport, landing some distance behind SS, now wielding a shovel and my cola while watching his every move with binoculars from a tree...*

[SniperSaurus]

I walk up to a small black package and pick it up.
"Hello.", announces the small black packake as a red light turns on nad acts liek an eye as it focuses on me.
moments later, I can be heared screaming and running in circles while fireing a fully auto-Glock 18.

[UndeadRaptor]

*I get out of the tree and sneek up on SS, before hitting him on the back of the head with the shovel while laughing moments later*

Ha! Bet ya didn't expect that one!

[SniperSaurus]

*Lifts up arm while lying on the ground*
"What is that thing? *Points to the little black box*

[UndeadRaptor]

*Blows box up with randomly acquired grenade, before gulping down some cola and continue the laughter while hitting SS on the back of the head even more with the shovel*

Problem. Is. Solved!

[SniperSaurus]

*Box crackles again* "Hello!"

Yells while being beat with shovel, "IT'S STILL TALKGING"
*Pulls out machette*

[UndeadRaptor]

*A nuke suddenly detonates inside of the bomb as it is viciously sent flying into space by some random fezz-wearing monkey using banana guns. I keep beating the crap out of SS as all of this occurs and makes you read it all while I do so, still laughing like a nut-job...*