King of the Hill

[raptor titanus3]

Heavy appears with his new sign and beats you to death with it

my hill

"No admitance without sandvich"

[UndeadRaptor]

I violently tear the heavy to bits, before tossing his head into a meat grinder, break his legs and arms and chop him up, before turning him into a sandwich for you.

My gorified hill.

I sit and drink down my smoothie, while the water level rises at an epicly fast rate and multiple battleships come in to guard the place.

[raptor titanus3]

That really famous still art poser's kracken shows up and destroys your battleships and eats you

my hill

The kracken then plants the hill on it's back and travels the sea

[Godzilla Forever]

I summon another kraken to fight your Kraken and the tow kill each other.

My underwater hill.

Sea monsters and fish people guard the hill...

[UndeadRaptor]

A bunch of shark warriors attack the hill and kill everything on it with their tridents and laser guns.

My hill.

The water drains as the warriors escape via pipes, while I continue gulping down my drink.

[Godzilla Forever]

A hammer of dawn laser fries you.

My hill.

flying spaghetti monsters make a base upon the hill...

[UndeadRaptor]

A giant chipzilla comes in and eats all the spaghetti in one bite.

My hill.

The monster keeps up his defence, still hungry while a few dozen SPARTANs armed with gravity hammers help out.

[raptor titanus3]

A wild Spycrab appeared, K.O. (x5) Flawless vitory

my hill

Run from the terrible Spycrab

[UndeadRaptor]

Missingno has appeared... and F-ed up your spycrab!

My hill.

I sit as the glitched up mess floats around, eating anything in it's path.

[raptor titanus3]

I spawn Dr. Hax who after throwing a computer screen at me, Permently deletes the bad line of code

my hill

I force anyone that arrives on the hill to noclip and feel Dr. Hax's Wrath

[Godzilla Forever]

Dr. Hax is hit by a shoop da whoop laser.

My hill.

Floating shoop da whoop heads guard the hill...

[raptor titanus3]

"HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAXXXXXXX" *shoop da woop CP screen hits the head into the sun* *kaboom*

my hill

Hax is back

[UndeadRaptor]

Destroys Dr. Hax (A.K.A Dr. Breen) with a tactical nuke, before crushing RT3's face.

My hill.

I sit and drink down a slushie, while U.S. rangers guard the hill.

Keep it PG.

[SniperSaurus]

I make all the Rangers heads into brain slushies with my Barret.

My hill.

I gaurd the hill, along with 4 sentry guns and overhead chopper support.

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: UR broke the law and the Law (TT) Won

Rampage the terrible crab is back and bombards the hill with guidable rockets and knocks the Heli out of the air then rolls up the hill and then transforms into robot form and throws SS over the side of the hill
Rampage: "You got off easy!"

my hill

Obscure Transformers series FTW!

[SniperSaurus]

An AC-130 hovers above and demolishes rampage, the obscure transformer crab thing.

It hovers above.

My hill.

[raptor titanus3]

*Warning Missle lock* *KABOOM* Rampage emerges out of the ground fully repaired

my hill

"How boring"

[UndeadRaptor]

"Spai sappin' mah Rampage!" says the engineer as the transformer explodes into millions of pieces.

My hill.

Sits and beats up a clone of SS, while denizens guard the hill, Jack guiding them as they build a nuclear warhead.

[SniperSaurus]

Optimus arrives, and beats down all opposing forces with a stuffed rabbit named jimbob..

He gaurds the hill WITH megatron.

my hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Fail whale crushs SS and UR

my hill

Fail whale floats away while Joe and Eddy (who are drunk) sing a song so badly it kills anyone in earshot, and if that don't work then the hidden guns work just as well