RPG Topia E-war

[UndeadRaptor]

*The demonic me soon falls through the enclosed pit completely now, crashing into the magma below and seemingly burning to death. Suddenly, loads of gas grenades fly through the holes in the walls caused by hoppers, before hitting the ground and detonating, releasing safe gases into the air which are meant to knock out all in the room...*

[dinoman666]

Let me check. My castle's pretty mobile. *I pull out my iPhoen and looked at the screen* There's an app for everything nowadays... Wait a second, that can't be right. It says here my fortress is in the sky somewhere. *I sigh, then dial a number on the phone, waiting patiently* Hello? Admiral? Yeah, it's me. What's going on?... Well, I'm not surprised! There IS a civil war going on right now, you know! What? Yeah, we're supposed to be neutral... Alright, what happened? TT, huh? Look, that's not our primary concern right now. Get down to the ground. We've got some things to check out. Is the... captured technology still there? Awesome. We're coming by to check it out. Get ready. Alright, bye. *I hang up* Ugh, I leave for two minutes, and the sh*t hits the fan. Alright, let's take my Revenant there. Care to bring anyone else along? We may need a little backup.

*My fortress vanishes again, then reappears in the same exact spot, except this time on the ground* Let's hope no one decides to come visit again...

[UndeadRaptor]

*Just as DM's fortress reappears, a random nuclear missile strikes it before detonating, a few officers watching from a distance with binoculars*

Officer: Uh oh. You said this was the testing grounds!

Officer: I did, sir! But... that thing just appeared out of no where!

Officer: Wait... aren't we supposed to be half-allies with the guy who owns that place?

[dinoman666]

*The missile splashes against the shield, but instead of exploding, bounces away, sailing through the air, before randomly exploding in mid-air. Suddenly, an invisible force smacks the two Officers across their faces*

[UndeadRaptor]

*One officer looks at the other two, watching another test on a screen that was placed infront of the other two officers*

Officer: April fools, suckers!

Officer: Yeow! It's not the first, idiot.

Officer: Well, we STILL have to test the nuke on the replica town... but that castle's in the way, man.

*The power in DM's fortress suddenly goes out yet again as a second nuke, set inside a tower, falls to the ground before exploding, causing powerful damage to both the fortress and the town to the point of no repair for either one of them*

Officer: *Nibblin' on bit of popcorn* Hey, that reminds me, weren't those GCM guys supposed to finish repairing G4E's castle?

Officer: *Grabbing telephone* I'll call them up right now...

[dinoman666]

*My fortress vanishes before the nuke hits, reappearing in the air again, with full power* F**k that, we're staying here until he gets here...

[TyrannoTitan]

*Spirit of RPing smacks UR across the face*

Spirit: This is serious time now, not "lets throw random **** to annoy the piss out've people". Either have an army and fight seriously, or be an annoyance elsewhere.

*The val'kyr says nothing to the possessed Tiffany, simply observing*

[Giratina93]

*Nechku and Lechku begin to fly away, but the damage both of them has taken prevents them from going very fast. Kanna, whose impervious to the gas, eyes the fleeing owls, both of her arms beginning to glow a purplish aura...*

Kanna: OWLS BE DAMNED!

*The vampire smashes both her hands into the ground, creating a half-sphere of pure demonic energy, the sphere blasts outward at a furious pace, not affecting me or my NPC's, but not only pushing away the gas, but also smash into the twin demonic robots, numerous explosions rock the owl's bodies as they plummet, their wings having taken too much damage to remain airbone, both owls plummet some distance away from the room, down into the ravines below...*

???: That... was AWSOME!

*Back at the Site Logo Research Facility, my characters are doing research...*

*Back in Hell, Persephone, having looked over her injuries, is now lying on a couch in the Palace of Shadows, watching TV, a bottle of Vodka in one hand, with a remote in the other. The RUkodiora, whom had arrived shortly after the fight ended, is watching her, along with several other demons, all of them human in form...*

Demon 1: Um... can someone remind me again why SHE'S the most powerful demon here? She's childish, immature, and I haven't seen her do anything even worth the title of Demon Lord for the entirety of my 24 years of existance!

Demon 2: Shhhh! She'll hear you...

*Durama arches an eyebrow, before turning back to face the screen. A wall drops down from the ceiling, cutting the massive room in the middle of the planet in half...*

Durama: Valkyrie, the show is about to begin. Sit back and relax...

*The Leviathan Seed begins to emerge from the planet, before taking aim at the Forum...*

[Godzilla Forever]

My forces continue marching along, ignorant to the ripple of earth seen heading east....

Skorge turns to my Doppelganger.

Skorge: "Well? Any news of success?"

Blaze and Mortum soon reach a bizarre, black room, with a purple pit in the middle.

"Is that-"

"Yes. Stay quiet and alert. We'll need to make this quick."

Blaze and mortum walk over to the pit.

"How the hell do we revive her?"

"I have a necklace of hers. We need to stab it with Craefr's sacrificial knife and drop it in. Then, she will apear fulyl healed and we pull her out."

"Where the f*ck can we get his knife?"

"Already have it." Blaze pulls the knife out. "I bribed pandemonium to get it for me."

"What'd you give him to get the knife?"

"I gave him a fragment of G4E's old sword. Nothing much. It's worth a pretty penny though- heard rathsteel is in the millions right now."

Mortum facepalms.

"Oi, G4E's gonna be pissed..... but I guess it's worth it."

Blaze nods and thrusts the giant knife into the necklace, drawing energies from it before dropping it into the pit. He mutters something in the demonic tongue before the pit swirls with energy, purple light emitting from the pit. Suddenly, a familiar form appears.

"Holy crap, it worked!"

"Yes yes, now pull her out!"

"Screw you! You wanted her back, YOU pull her out!"

"I'm hydrophobic! The pit's full of viscous fluids."

"You pansy.... fine, I'LL pull her out."

Mortum sticks his hands in, obviously disgusted, before he uses his strength to pull Tina out. Taking a breath, Tina opens her eyes.

"W-what?! I'm alive?!"

"Shocking, isn't it?"

"You're welcome, Tina."

Tina gives Blaze a hug.

"Well, I guess we should get going."

"No sh*t. Blaze, lead the way- you've been here longer than I have."

The fire demon nods and the trio heads for the exit....

[UndeadRaptor]

*Soon, cable-like ropes fall into the room, followed by numerous soldiers in black armor and wear gas masks, the troopers moving in to retrieve Gira and Shinobu, whilst a chopper sends down a large metal platform to transport MR with the others in the group. The compies continue squeaking, hissing and chirping as they close in towards the doppleganger, before some leap at it. Suddenly, a giant fist rams into Blaze and propels him into the pit as a demonic spirit tears through the wall. Rubs cheek, frowning*

Compy: Spy!

I've been being serious AND random! I never saw any rule which forbids that here or vice versa... unless we're out of a civil war for being serious, of course...

[Godzilla Forever]

Blaze, not being some incompetent fool, flies to avoid falling into the pit. Mortum uses his dark magic and blasts the demon back.

"I think we've been discovered!"

More abyssal demons come to aid the giant one, the trio getting in a circle....

[UndeadRaptor]

*The demon growls in rage, one of it's two hands turning into a giant spike, which is sent flying right at Mortum...*

[Godzilla Forever]

Mortum uses his magic to direct the attack at an abyssal demon.

"I'll take this guy, I need some practice anyways. Yuo take the smaller fellows!"

Blaze and Tina combo the demon horde, Blaze whirling about to slice the demons' heads off while Tina uses her rapier gracefully to impale them or trick them into hurting each other...

OOC: You are allowed to control the demons for now, UR.

[TyrannoTitan]

Spirit: I think this falls under the "don't be a douche" rule. People are trying to have serious **** going on, and you are ruining it with your random ********.

*Spirit snaps his fingers, the compies disappearing*

Spirit: So stop. Or the editing will begin.

[Pyronychus]

Probably a good idea...

*Turns to look at Switch, the Lili immediately disappearing and reappearing at my side before I can say anything.*

Switch: You called?

Uh, well, I was just about to. How'd you do that? No, ignore that question, we don't have time. Think Beryl should come too, if there's room?

Switch: I'll ask him.

*She disappears, then reappears seconds after, Beryl walking down the ramp a moment later, a plasma rifle in hand, giving us a questioning look.*

[Giratina93]

*Looks at the soldiers and the large crate, before letting out a smirk. I turn to face the voice, the person being Deadpool, the mutant holds out both hands, Shinobu and Kanna shake hands with the Marvel character.*

Deadpool: Hey Giratina! It's been a few years since I last saw you. Tell me, how's my friend Cassandra doing? I thought I would stop by and say hello to her..

Um... She's off at the Site Logo right now. However, I have something you might like, Deadpool...

*The man in the red suit looks at me with a curious look on his face, before I tell him that beyond the portal infront of us is a place filled with giant alien jellyfish just waiting to be shot...*

Deadpool: That sounds like fun! Cont me in!

*Nods, before turning to Shinobu.*

Shinobu, Head off with UR's men. You should be alright with them. Me, Kanna, MR, and Deadpool are heading off to get Tiffany back.

Shinobu: Yes, Gira-sensei.

*The girl nods at me, before she heads off toward UR's men. Me, and the three other NPC's leap into the portal, heading right for Phaaze...*

Rukodiora: Are you people insane? Even though she's jsut been weakened by KP, she's stil-

Persephone: What is everyone talking about?

*All the demons eyes grow wide at the sound of the Demon Lord's voice, all of them turn to face her, the woman leaning against a wall, the bottle of Vodka still in hand, though she shows no sign of being drunk.*

Demon 1: Master Persephone... we were only talking about your recent right with KP...

Demon 2: Yes... you performed admirably well... tis a shame that the Webamster's more powerful than you...

*Darkrai reappears next to Switchy.*

Darkrai: (Note to self... need to pay more attention to what's going on...)

[Godzilla Forever]

Craefr's voice booms in Persephone's mind.

"Your performance was disappointing at best. I was hoping to see you eliminated, but 'twas not the case..... oh well."

Suddenly, abyssal demons burst forth from hell's ground, pikes and scimitars ready.

"I guess I'll take back what should have been mine!"

The Abyssal demons rush Persephone's demons....

[Giratina93]

*The Abyssal demons suddenly find themselves floating in midair, the Rukodiora's abilityy to manipulate gravity allowing him to protect Persephone without having to lay a finger on Craefr's minions.*

Ruko: ANYONE who wants to harm Persephone has to deal with ME first!

* A dark shadow rises up out of the ground beside the Rukodiora, 8 serpentine heads let out a bellowing roar of rage.*

Orochi: AND ME!

*Seeing that the Orochi and Rukodiora have her protected, Persephone turns to the demons that were badmouthing her.*

Persephone: I see... If that is the case...

*The Demon Lord gazes into the two demon's eyes, both demons suddenly begin to feel a horrible head-splitting pain all over their bodies, the two demons begin to thrash about, their own agony-inducing spasms tearing themselves apart, abit slowly and painfully...*

Persephone: Next time, atleast try and sound sincere... if you survive...

[dinoman666]

Well, since Switch is a ghost, that shouldn't be a problem, though I could always make her a robot body or something back at the fortress so she can help a bit more. As for you, Beryl... *I look at the two-seated Revenant uncertainly* ...maybe you can sit in Pyro's lap?...

[Godzilla Forever]

Craefr chuckles in the Demon lord's mind, along with her minions' minds.

"You are all so confident in your master. But what has she done for you? Intimidate you? Force you to fight? Where is the payment? Oh, of course- she is too incompetent to bring herself to work and GIVE you anything! Does that sound like the lord you want?"

The Demons in Ruka's magical grasp that aren't being tormented mock him and the Orochi.

"Look, it's the big bad bat! So horrifying!"

"My goodness, a giant snake! I'm SOOOO terrified!"

"I say, this duo looks like they came straight from generic demon row!"

Some even taunt Persephone.

"Hey lady, where's your passion? Oh that's right, you're too busy sleeping to have any! HA!"