King of the Hill

[Giratina93]

*A thundering roar echoes across the hill, as the Zerk Leviathan suddenly finds itself being flung off into the distance by a massive mechanical hand, the hand attached to a sphere.*

my hill.

*The mechanical evil floats a slight distance above the hill, before slamming its massive fist into the hill, creating a wall of electricity around it...*

[Godzilla Forever]

To combat the menace, a large laser beam is visible from the heavens, before striking the mechanical nightmare, downing it.

My hill.

horces of elites come down from a large corvette, armed to the teeth...

[raptor titanus3]

After a long space battle a fleet of Protoss Carriers are victories while the covadent Corevette falls and crashs onto the hill

my hill

A mass of Zealots and their walker comapanions like the stalkers and Immortals guard the hill

[Giratina93]

*The downed mechanical menace shudders, before the single eye in th emiddle of its hand opens up, Dark energy pulses from the demonic machine, wiping out the Zealot forces...*

My hill.

*The demonic machine turns into a cloud of dark matter, before reforming into a single giant red sphere, the sphere sitting ontop of the hill...*

[TyrannoTitan]

I run up onto the hill and slap the sphere away, somehow causing it to explode.

My hill.

I stick a sign on top of the hill, which reads: "This isn't your substitute for RPGT E-war, Gira, so don't even try to make a reoccurring villain in a posting game."

[Godzilla Forever]

I pull out a fire axe and slice up the sign, before chasing TT off the hill.

My hill.

Giant chocolate monsters guard the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Lands on the hill, before eating up the chocolate monsters.*

hmmm... tasty. Oh, and my hill.

*Aims RPG at TT, before blasting him to the moon. Sets up tent on the hill, before crawling into it to get some sleep, the hill still down in the depths of Hell, a new sign on it saying, "I know, TT, I know... This isn't my substitute for the E-war... I'm just having some fun..."

[UndeadRaptor]

Makes a new hill over the hole of the old one and nukes said old hill from orbit just before that.

My hill.

Recreates base on hill and guards it with hundreds of army rangers with rocket launchers and automatic rifles.

[Giratina93]

*Alarms flare all over the hill as The Giant Claw lands on the hill, the ugly bird destroynig UR's forces with its Anti-Matter shield.*

it's hill!

*The Giant Claw crackles in delight.*

[Godzilla Forever]

Flames billow onto the hill and roast the bird.

My hill.

A great fire dragon descends on the hill and claims it as his territory.

[Giratina93]

*Giant icicles fly up out of th eground, impaling the fire dragon.*

my hill.

*President Obamasnow sets up office on the hill, before using it to govern the United States...*

[Godzilla Forever]

George W. Burningbush takes vengeance for Obamasnow killing his pet dragon by melting him.

My hill.

President Burningbush takes back his spot in the White House.

[Giratina93]

*Hammer hits President Burningbush over the head, knocking him out. I drag his body outside, before throwing it for the crows to eat.*

My hill.

*Puts sign ontop of White House, saying, "Beware of Gorog."*

[Iceking]

I take a sniper rifle and headshot you.

MY hill

A pack of Skirmishers from Halo Reach guard the hill, armed with Needle Rifles and Focus Rifles

[Godzilla Forever]

A pissed off Tigrex takes out the skirmishers with its speed and brute strength.

My hill.

Undead rise the guard the hill...

[raptor titanus3]

Chicago Ted runs up the hill and kills all the undead things

my hill

No Zombie is safe from Chicago Ted!

[Iceking]

I shoot 7 needler rounds into Ted, blowing him into bloody chunks

My hill

I set up an inpenetrable energy shield above and below ground where I stand and the only thing that can get through it is oxygen. Predicting a poison gas attempt, I also wear a gas mask.

[Giratina93]

*A massive machanical claw, attached to a giant airship, grips the hill around the energy shield, before lifting it up, the law then hurls it into a black hole, spagettifying both the hill and IK...*

my hill.

*Creates a new hill out of Anti-Matter, before pitching an Anti-Matter tent and going to sleep in it, no matter being able to touch the hill, or else risk exploding violently...*

[Iceking]

I turn myself into an anti matter form and make a block hole in the center of the hill, sucking up GIra and all the anti matter

My hill

I watch the 1st Indiana Jones movie on my dvd player.

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly the DVD player is struck by lightning and the snakes from the pit come out of the screen

my snake covered hill

I float a few millimeters off the ground to prevent biting, I also am wielding a Galil AR