King of the Hill

[InfernalAngel]

*A fanatical preist runs up to the hill and bellows*, "May god strike you down!" To his surprise, a beam of lightning hits the hill and kills everything within a quarter mile of it.

The fanatical priest builds an orange box on the hill, and lives in it.

My hill.

[TyrannoTitan]

An army of Jehovah's witness preachers storm the box and the priest is driven mad by their constant preaching.

My hill.

The Jehovah's Witness preachers guard the hill by preaching to whoever nears.

[Godzilla Forever]

Satanists get in an arguement with the Jehovah's witnesses before they both explode in frustration with each other.

My hill.

A GIANT WORM! comes to guard the hill.

[Galaxia]

A giant sparrow swoops down and fly's off with the worm

My hill.

A turret system guards the hill

[InfernalAngel]

A wave of flying oranges and pineapples batter the hill untill the turret system is destroyed.

A flameing flamingo from mars gaurds the hill.

My hill

[Godzilla Forever]

I take a piss on the flameingo (Ba-dum TSSSSH!) and put it out, killnig it.

My hill.

Clawed horrors from venus come and guard the hill.

[InfernalAngel]

A pinkish blob with 11,8648 teeth noms all the alien horrors to death.

My hill.

The blob attempts to nom the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

A tactical nuke is given as a present to the blob, vaporizing it on contact.

My hill.

Neo-Mitochondrion creatures domiante the hill.

[InfernalAngel]

Samus Aran drops onto the center of the hill, and fires an ion blast from her cannon, burning all the Neo-Mitochondrions to the ground.

My hill.

Samus Leaves the hill as it is infested by metriods.

[Godzilla Forever]

This hill suddenly hit with an orbital laser, killing all the metroids on the hill.

My hill.

Covenant forces descend upno the hill, establishnig a base against the humans.

[InfernalAngel]

Samus and Master Cheif team up to slaughter to covenant, and do so within minutes.

My hill.

Master Cheif gaurds the hill along with 15,000 Darkmatter Metriods.

[Godzilla Forever]

Sauron, the Castellans of Dol Guldur, and the nine Nazgul march on the hill, being immortal, and slay all that stand up to them.

My hill.

A Neo-Mordor is set up on the hill.

[Giratina93]

*The hill splits apart and cracks, before it's sent flying in all directions from a Leviathan Seed impact.*

my hill.

*Steps out of the Leviathan Seed, before using my powers as RUler of Anti-matter to construct a new Hill...*

[InfernalAngel]

A ridiculously cute bunyy hops up to the hill, then explodes into flames, magma,acid, plasma shrapnel and lightning.

With the hill void of all life, a pile of dirt forms itself a face, and gaurds the hill.

My hill.

[Galaxia]

An enormous space hose washes the dirt pile of the hill

My hill.

The hose continues to spray the hill regularly for intruders

[InfernalAngel]

A team of trained female assasins prepares very very complex and unexplainable technology that kinks the hose. Once kinked, they shred the hose, and take the hill.

The team sets up a perimiter, Sentry turrets and artillery pointedi n all directions.

My hill!

[Galaxia]

A special unit of spys uses invisibility technology to sneak in and disable the sentry's and kill the team(guess where I got that from?)

My hill.

An immense system of tripwires and traps is set around the hill

[raptor titanus3]

A giant fluffy Dog ran up the hill and barked so annoyingly that it killed everyone in a three mile radius

My friend's Hill

My friends dog sits on the hill

[Galaxia]

A bone shaped missile is sent to pass around the sky by the hill via a satellite,the dog sees this and chases it,running away form the hill

My hill

The U.S army builds up base camp around the hill

[UndeadRaptor]

The Army is redeployed elsewhere to deal with a terrorist threat at a bank.

My hill.

Nukes the hill from orbit and makes a new one in MY EVIL LAAAAAAAAAAIR!!! Underground...