King of the Hill

[Giratina93]

*The entire hill, including the planet it's on, begins to crack apart, causing everything to plummet into the depths of Hell, the Rule rof Hell herself rises up onto the hill.*

Persephone: Oh... I guess it's my hill now...

*The Queen of the Dead raises up her hand, summoning a skull fence that surrouns the hill...*

[Godzilla Forever]

The hill.... was absorbed... by the darkness.

My hill.

Giygas guards the hill in his parallel dimensional home.

[InfernalAngel]

SPace implodes, then explodes, leaving the single planet of hillmania. A grass plain planet, covered with trees, and a single elevation. "The Hill"

My hill.

THe first organisms of the planet gaurd the hill... somehow...

[Godzilla Forever]

The Thing assimilates all the cells on the hill.

My hill.

The hill itself becomes a living, breathing organism soon, with a mouth, eyes, limbs, and organs due to Assimilator interaction.

[InfernalAngel]

A robotic-like voice yells out, "SELECTA!" and crazy Banger Techno music shakes the world. The music is so intense, it devolves the thing back into a hill.

My hill.

A Crazy techno party ensues on the hill, lead by Samus Aran.

[Godzilla Forever]

Someone backstage sets the volume to max, which turns out to be so loud eveyone's head explodes in a shower of gore.

My hill.

Master Chief and the Arbiter pop out from backstage. "There can be only one good Sci-Fi first-person shooter- and it's gonna be mine!"

[InfernalAngel]

Samus crawls out of the gore piles, and emerges in her zero suit. Cheif and Arby distracted, she slits both of their throats.

My hill.

Bubbelz gaurds the hill with Samus

[Godzilla Forever]

The Hammer of Dawn fires upon the hill, vaporizing samus and her prized baby metroid.

My hill.

COG soldiers march onto the hill, setting up a fortification there.

[InfernalAngel]

A horde of angry metriod nom all the COG, and then destroy their base.

My hill.

A danceing robot gaurds the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Dancing robot explodes.*

my hill.

*Sets up hammoch on hill, before climbing in and falling asleep, a large Covenant Supercarrier overhead...*

[InfernalAngel]

Kat assualts the covenant craft by herself, and destroys it. Shrapnel form the mother ship impales Gira.

my hill.

I dig a grave for Gira ontop of the hill, and gaurd it in my Power suit, followed by Bubblez.

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant mouth noms IA, as a giant ant lion emerges.

My hill.

I, atop my gargantuan Ant Lion larvae steed, guard the hill, armed with laser cannons and rocket launchers.

[InfernalAngel]

Bubblez sucks out G4E's brain, and his pet dies with hearbreak after G4E is dubbed mentally insanely and epily-ness retarded.-ed.

My hill

Bubblez builds herself a power suit and gaurds the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

A giant alien frog shotos out its tongue and gobbles up poor bubblez, who by now has died at least seven times in very gruesome ways.

My hill.

The frog mutates into a humongous frog, using phazon from Bubblez as energy.

[Giratina93]

*Hand bursts out of the grave, piercing the mutated frog, absorbing all the phazon from it, the frpg, now reduced to a husk, falls over, dead.*

my hill.

*rises up out of the grave, my form becoming shadowy...*

[InfernalAngel]

*Knifes Gira with a Silver butter knife*

My hill.

A large potato gaurds the hill, with a rabbit.

[Godzilla Forever]

Both are promptly caught by Samwise gamgee and stuck in a stew.

My hill.

Giant prehistoric fleas set up a foothold on the hill.

[InfernalAngel]

The climate changes, and the fleas fail to adapt, and die, horribly, and slowly.

My hill.

Ice monsters from Pluto gaurd the hill with steel clubs.

[Giratina93]

*The butter knife flies through all the Ice monsters, casuing them to erupt into blood fountains.*

my hill, once again! and now...

*Transforms into my Altered Forme, my 6 thick, elephantine legs crash into the ground as I screech into the very heavens, both my icky black wings begin to beat, creating a storm of Anti-MAtter that rages across the hill...*

[InfernalAngel]

I perform Oragami with the universe, and everything living is crushed and compressed, I then unfold the universe.

My hill.

Geezus gaurds teh hill.