King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

I headbutt you so hard that you fly off the hill before hitting the ground.

My hill.

I keep the hill to myself.

[Iceking]

A massive scorpion impales you on it's stinger.

My hill.

I create many holigrams of myself, making it impossible to tell which one is the real me without shooting first.

[Godzilla Forever]

A hammer of dawn destroys IK and his holograms.

My hill.

Demons rise from the Abyss and guard the hill.

[Galaxia]

I fly in with my magical sword and slay the demons

My hill

I build base up on the hill

[raptor titanus3]

Several pigs with Eggs strapped to their backs knock on your door thinking its one of theirs while a can of sardeens lands next to them

my hill

The mighty Eagle asplodes your Base and remains to defend it

[Galaxia]

I squash the eagle by firing cannons filled with the pigs with dynamite strapped on their backs

My hill

I enslave the remaining pigs and order them to rebuilt my base,which they do

[Iceking]

Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 hurls knives into the pigs, killing every last one of them.

My hill.

Lord Shen and his wolf army build a weapons factory upon the hill.

[Galaxia]

I sabotage the weapons,causing the weapons to destroy them

My hill

I take over the factory

[Godzilla Forever]

Machina storm the factory and destroy everything in sight.

My hill.

The Machina rebuild the factory into a giant Troop transport.

[Iceking]

7 Demomen fire sticky bombs onto the transport and set them off at the same time, blowing it to pieces.

My hill.

The Demomen build a fortress upon the hill that is similair to a TF2 map that is prime for using Demomen.

[Galaxia]

I use the deadringer and eternal reward to wipe out the demomen

My hill

I take over the demo fotress

[Iceking]

A pyro sneaks up on you and fries you with his Flamethrower.

My hill.

The Pyro and I start to work on anti Spy weapons, many of them involving fire.

[Galaxia]

I mount a series of water hoses and machine guns to a rolling cart carrying explosives,you do the math

My hill

I build a mighty tower on the hill

[Iceking]

A Covenant assault carrier glasses the tower.

My hill.

I turn the hill into a wildlife reserve.

[Galaxia]

I start chopping up the reserve and throws it's wildlife off the hill

My hill

I erect a volcano base on the hill

[Iceking]

Deathwing flies in and brings the base down with his earth powrs.

My hill.

Deathwing creates numerous above and below ground volcanoes around the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Nukes the area around the hill and Deathwing himself, as it is the only way now.

My hill.

Looks upon the radioactive lava coating the ground whilst building a bunker.

[Godzilla Forever]

Obsidius and Magmo, two magma kaiju, emerge from the radioactive lava and kill UR.

My hill.

The volcanic kaiju guard the hill, turning it into a fiery wasteland...

[Giratina93]

*Maguma the Walrus knocks both of them out.*

His hill.

*Maguma does the worm on the lava-surrounded hill...*

[UndeadRaptor]

The hill gets carpet bombed by stealth bombers and Maguma is killed.

My hill.

I turn the hill into a glass fortress covered on all sides by obsidian and lava.