King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

Death himself claims IK's form, believing him to already be dead, and he is dragged into Purgatory.

My hill.

A legion of Cauldron Born storm the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

I use a tactical computer to call in a tactical carpet bombing on the hill to get rid of the Cauldron... tactically.

My hill.

A few Delta Force operatives guard the hill with me from the waves of enemies. I hide in a tree with a sniper rifle.

[Iceking]

I hurl an axe into the tree trunk, cutting through it making it fall and send you out of your cover, where I then shoot you in the head with a beam rifle before doing the same to your guards.

My hill.

I turn into a gopher and tunnel underground.

[Godzilla Forever]

Thinknig the hill empty, I storm the hill with an army of Sangheili.

My hill.

The Sangheili guard the hill, while I, in the form of a Zealot, guard the hill too.

[Iceking]

I use a mind trick to make the Elites see G4E as a Brute and strike him down.

My hill.

I turn into an Elite at the rank of Ultra and assist in protecting the hill.

[Galaxia]

I fly in from miles away superman style and punch IK and the elites so fast they go to another dimension

My hill

I renovate the hill and cover it with deadly pink flamingos

[raptor titanus3]

Unfortunetly I know the flamingo's one weakness: POISONED SHRIMP SANDVICHS which I toss hap-hazardly over the hill

my hill

My psychic head says nay

[Iceking]

I bring an axe down upon your psychic head, splitting it in two.

My hill.

A mob of Grizzly bears roams the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

I shout "JOHN MARSTON" and the bears run away screaming (later in the game I based my entire fortune on hunting bears, then spent hours wasting it on whatever, safe to say even cougers thought twice about trying to take a whack at me)

My hill

My awsome Demoknight puts on his favorite hat before brandishing his Frying pan of Ouchie

[Iceking]

The demoknight gets backstabbed by a cloaked spy.

My hill.

I meditate upon the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

Your meditation is broken by Cthulhu himself, who promptly blows your head into meaty chunks.

My hill.

Cthulhu's worshippers guard the hill in his absence....

[Iceking]

A horde of Chargers charges the worshipers off of the hill.

My hill.

I build a statue of an Allosaurus upon the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

I destroy the statue with a sledgehammer and send IK's head flying for miles upon hitting him.

My hill.

I leave it considering it is now unsuitable for anything nice, due to blood, bodies, vaporized hills, etc.

[Iceking]

I take a giant vacum, proceeding to remove the bodies from the hill.

My hill.

I put up a sign that says "clean up after you kill someone to take the hill".

[UndeadRaptor]

I break the sign, followed by IK's back, before hamming his skull into his chest.

My hill.

I put up a sign that says: "I have an electro-hammer! Stay away."

[Godzilla Forever]

Gravity hammer pwns electric hammer.

My hill.

A pack of weird monsters come and guard the hill.

[UndeadRaptor]

Ranger-spam swarms the hill and massacre the monsters.

My hill.

Puts up another sign: "Rangers lead the way =D"

[Iceking]

I kick the sign down, then backstab you with a kitchen knife before doing the same to the rangers.

My hill.

I toss the bodies off of the hill, then make myself a glass of lemonade.

[UndeadRaptor]

I get up and throw a rock at you, which explodes upon combining with the lemonade that it touches.

My hill.

My ghost haunts the hill. BOO!

[Iceking]

The ghost busters arrive and suck your ghost into their machine.

My hill.

I revive and build a bunker on the hill, giving it anti infantry and anti vehichle turrets.