King of the Hill

[UndeadRaptor]

The bunker is bombed to death with you in it.

My hill.

Planes keep the hill under heavy watch

[Iceking]

I pilot a Banshee and blow your planes out of the sky.

My hill.

I patrol the hill in the Banshee.

[raptor titanus3]

I assume after a while the hill resets itself so...

my hill

I sit on the hill drinking cold medicine and holding a Loch-n-Load in my other hand (I iz sick)

[Iceking]

I pour acid into the loch n load, then have you sent to a doctor's office a thousand miles away.

My hill.

I lay down and relax in the sun.

[Giratina93]

*A loud howl blasts IK's eardrums, before a one-eyed Garuga kicks him off the hill.*

It's hill. I want nothing with it!

*The King of Cheapness howls once more, before patrolling the hill...*

[Iceking]

I come back with a fully upgraded Plesioth GS and hack the Garuga's head off.

My hill.

I carve items from the Garuga and forge a suit of armor for myself.

[Godzilla Forever]

Fear the rajang!

My hill.

A rajang and his mate guard the hill from intruders.

[Iceking]

I send in three Deviljhos to drive the Rajangs away.

My hill.

The Deviljhos protect the hill.

[Godzilla Forever]

The trio of Deviljhos are soon bombarded by a carpet bombing.

My hill.

Space marines guard the hill.

[Galaxia]

I come swooping in riding a giant battle raven and destroy the space marines

My hill

I get building minecraft style

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly... DEMOCREEPER

my hill

You rage quit after having an hours worth of effort blown up in your face While I appearently turn into a Plague Marine from Dawn of War (Seriously first my Thumb now a cold over the weekend, jeez)

[Galaxia]

I come back after raging on top of a giant soda machine which crushes RT3

My hill

The soda machine turns into a giant robot and guards the hill

[Iceking]

I toss a power drainer next to the robot, short circuiting it as I then blow it up with a grenade.

My hill.

A horde of Gutas roam the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Moves up next to the hill, before kicking it into a wormhole, causing it, and all on it, to be sent into a Groundhog Day Loop, constantly being stuck inthe middle of the K-T extinction.*

My hill.

*Removes the now molten hill from the loop, before putting a lava-prof chair on it, then sits down on it, soaking up the rays...*

[Galaxia]

I reform from the remains of the soda machine and kick Gira into the wormhole before shutting a lid over it before sitting in his chair

My hill

I enjoy a nice cold beverage

[Iceking]

I toss a Spike grenade beneath the chair, killing you in the shower of spikes that comes.

My hill.

I patrol the hill in a tank.

[Giratina93]

*The very fabric of existance rips itself apart as a dark wormhole opens up above IK, my shadowy form, wings ablaze, and eyes burning with rage, swoops down upon the user, consuming him to the bone, as his very essence is atomized within the hellfire of my very being.*

My hill, mortals.

*The very area around the hill turns molten, as the very land reverts back to what it was during the Permian Extinction, making life nearly inhospitable, I patrol the hill...*

[Iceking]

The ground bursts apart as Deathwing, in his final form and empowered by the Old Gods, corrupts you with his newfound abilities, driving you into insanity. You then have your free will erased and turned into a mindless servant of the Old Gods.

Deathwing's hill.

Deathwing raises volcanoes around the hill before ripping open fissures, reshaping it to his liking.

[Giratina93]

*A terrible pain grips Deathwing's mind as I, powered by the Fear of Death that is so prevelant all across the cosmos, blast apart his mind control, before absorbing his very essence into my being.*

Once again, my hill.

*Flies off into another dimension, leaving the hill to be guarded by an entire army of entities made of Dark Matter...*

[Iceking]

Deathwing blocks his mind from your powers and the Old Gods lend their power, overpowering your mind completely with their maddening whispers.

Deathwing's hill once again.

Deathwing continues to shape the hill, minions of the Old Gods making preperations for their masters.