King of the Hill

[Galaxia]

I come falling from the sky after being spiked into the air and with tremendous force crash into the hill,wiping it clean

My hill

I emerge atop the smouldering hill and do a victory dance

[Iceking]

I stick you with a plasma grenade and blow you to bits.

My hill.

I turn the hill into a golf course.

[Galaxia]

My gooey remains reassemble and,placing some rocket thrusters just under the course sent it and IK flying out into space

My hill

I continue the victory dance

[Godzilla Forever]

I storm the hill in an exo suit and stomp you into the dust.

My hill.

I play obnoxiously loud classical music on the hill, guns readied so I can protect the music...

[Iceking]

I sap your guns and then the music before kicking you off the hill.

My hill.

I listen to the Rango Soundtrack.

[Godzilla Forever]

I sick Rattlesnake Jake upon thee!

My hill.

Togera from War of the Monsters guards the hill.

[Iceking]

I send in Rodan, who proceeds to knock Togera senseless before carrying him off the hill.

My hill.

Rodan patrols the hill while I leave to go get dinner.

[Godzilla Forever]

Rodan is shot down by the Garuda.

My hill.

A horde of Tigrex are dropped on the hill by a dropship as test subjects for the Progenitor virus....

[raptor titanus3]

Pleased that I have revived this awsome little random topic and for Reciving my Dilo title today I randomly press buttons in a Russian Nuclear Silo, Ironicly I set off the missles and they all hit the hill

my Radioactive dustbowl

Suddenly... DEATHCLAW WITH A MINIGUN!!!

[Galaxia]

I run over the deathclaw in a giant armoured golf truck,killing it and destory the hill with the staff of life

My hill

I sit down on a stump to read

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly... I STOP USING THIS CLICHE and hit you over the head with a porqupine taped over a baseball bat

my hill

I remove the stump "Stumpy was mean to ze doctor, stumpy paid the price"

[Galaxia]

I hit RT3 over the head with the discarded stump and throw him off into orbit

My hill

I re-root the stump and continue reading

[Doc 42]

A rock falls on Galaxia

My hill

I sit inside a box, concealing myself until my prey comes closer

[Iceking]

A garbage truck comes and picks the box up with Doc in it before driving off the hill to a dump.

My hill.

Lord Shen guards the hill with cannons.

[raptor titanus3]

*scene Missing*

my hill

In the background the Song "No one knows" plays

[Giratina93]

*A molten hand smashes down upon RT, flattening him like a pancake as a massive Guran Miraosu crawls out of the pits of Hell and claims the hill as it's new nest.*

My hill

*The titanic Elder Dragon lets out an ear-splitting roar, countless fireballs rain down from the sky and bombard the hill and the area around it.*

[Godzilla Forever]

Breaks out a godzilla sized fire extinguisher, scaring the beastie off by putting out its fiery domain.

My hill.

Floating eyeballs guard the hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Monoculus Forces the others to obey him lest they be vaporised

my hill

Monoculus guards the hill with his underlings

[Iceking]

Monoculus gets shot by a Spartan Laser, vaporizing him as more shots take out his underlings.

My hill.

Noble Team guards the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Swats Noble Team off the hill with a giant baseball bat.*

my hill.

*An invisible Narga guards the hill, while I go get a smoothie.*