King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

Alduin the World eater battles Deathwing and actually manages to stave off his assault.

My hill.

Alduin awakens the rest of Akatosh's brethren and attempts to destroy the world....

[Giratina93]

*The souls of the dragons are heard writhing in pain as once more, darkness descends upon the hill, leaving behind nothing but bones.*

My hill.

*The darkness consumes the hill, several pairs of hellish eyes starring out from the cloud of evil...*

[InfernalAngel]

A crazed mob of rave partiers somehow cleanse the hill.....

My hill.

The rave party turns into a massive millitary complex, with a rave party.

[Iceking]

A decepticon army blows the base to kingdom come.

My hill.

The decepticons build their own fort upon the hill.

[Galaxia]

Suddenly a growing shadow appears over the decepticons and they are crushed by my wooden stump returning to the hill

My hill

I walk on to the hill,sit and the stump and begin reading the time odyssey trilogy I got for christmas(in all seriousness though I recommend them any day)

[Iceking]

Both you and the stump are incinerated by a flock of Kut Kus.

My hill.

The Kut Ku flock roams the hill.

[Giratina93]

*Throws a Sonic Bomb on the hill, stunning the Kut Kuts long enough for Bowser to tackle them all off th ehill.*

Our hill!

*Both me and the Koopa King construct a massive airship armada to protect the hill...*

[Galaxia]

I and the stump reform from the ashes and like a pinball destroy the airship armada before settling down again

My hill

Back to reading

[raptor titanus3]

Rictofen: BAD STUMPY YOU DIE

my hill

After vaporising "stumpy" and Galaxia with the Wunderwafen Richtofen Becomes the Zombie god over the hill

[Galaxia]

The spirits of my and stumpy(complete with wings and halos)descend from heaven to tackle RT3 off the hill into nothingness

My(and stumpy's)hill

Stumpy re-roots and the reading continues

[Iceking]

A scorpoion tank drives over you and the stump, grinding both of you up with it's treads.

My hill.

I unleash an army of thousands of Necromorphs onto the hill.

[Giratina93]

*A distant volcano erupts, Meta-Ridley flies out of it, ripping off Deathwing's exit from the Cataclysm intro as he flies over the hill, sending a wall of fire upon the necromorphs, burning them alive.*

My hill.

*Meta RIdley swoops down upon the hill, numerous Space Pirate vessels exit out of slipspace around the hill, setting up a defensive perimiter*

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly zombies burst out of the ground because Richtofen's nap was interrupted

my hill

Richtofen: "The game is up HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[Galaxia]

Stumpy is reborn from his remains and tosses the zombies and Richtofen off the hill with his roots

My hill

The newly revived stumpy floats atop the hill with my sitting on him once again

[Iceking]

I shoot a poison dart into Stumpy's roots, killing it.

My hill.

I plant enough trees on the hill so that if the stump revives again, it won't have a place to plant it's roots.

[Galaxia]

I return in full lumberjack gear and go on a tree killing spree with my flaming axe

My hill

Leaving nothing left of the forest I allow stumpy to revive and resume the reading(It's at this point I'm making stumpy a prominent feature in my KOTH posts if I can)

[Iceking]

Ents storm the hill, tearing you apart and uprooting stumpy before stomping him into a pile of splinters that I then set aflame with a lighter.

The ents hill.

The ents replant everything that was burned down and patrol the forest.

[Godzilla Forever]

Sauron's legions burn all the ents to a crisp, along with all the plants.

My hill.

Sauron's armies build a giant fortification upon the hill...

[Iceking]

Canisters releasing the T-virus are dropped upon the fortress, turning all inside it into Zombies.

My hill.

The zombified legions roam the hill, waiting to attack someone.

[raptor titanus3]

Richtofen comes back Driving a King Tiger Heavy Tank and regains control of the undead

my hill

"FRESH MEAT"