The Monkey Paw Game

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted. Your reward is a nice toasty funeral, courtesy of Deathwing.

I wish for a spider tank!

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but a conveniently placed giant boot kills it.

I wish my videos would get more views.

[Iceking]

Granted, but then everyone on youtube gets jealous of you.

I wish I could build a time machine on my own.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but you get stuck in the age of dinosaurs and get eaten by a T-rex.

I wish that I could be an Enderman.

[Iceking]

Granted, but then you get sent out of the galaxy as you get deemed a threat to the world.

I wish for a cookie.

[raptor titanus3]

Granted but its a rasin cookie thats been sitting behind the fridge for years

I wish I could shrug off the bad mood I'm in

[Iceking]

Granted, but then everyone in your school catches that mood.

I wish I could undo environmental damage just by saying so.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but the pandas have no idea what just happened, therefor they confuse to extinction... somehow...

I wish that dragons made sense. (REPTILES WITH 6 LIMBS, GUYS. IT'S WHY I PREFER WYVERNS.)

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but now logic gets tossed out the window!

I wish for a chance to take a break (too, stressed....)

[Giratina93]

Granted, but by the time you're off your break, 10,000 years has passed, and everyone you knew is now dead.. except me.

I wish I could invoke death upon whoever I wish with just a thought...

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but sicne everyone gets angry and wishes peopel to suffer ocassionally, you end up killing everyone you love.

I wish for a giant mech suit!

[Iceking]

Granted, but it's just a prop used for filming.

I wish for a cloning machine.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but whatever touches it is cloned. Including that horsefly in your house.

I wish that I could beat the Apprentice on Soul Calibur IV without having to use Yoda. ._.

[Iceking]

Granted, but now you can only beat the other enemies using Yoda.

I wish for a trampoline.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but it breaks on your first jump.

I wish that Illidan was still cool.

[Iceking]

Granted, but then future WoW bosses are all push overs even for first time players.

I wish Capcom would make Dino Crisis 4.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but the dinosaurs are replaced with kittens.

I wish that I had a Stegosaurus that barfed cupcakes.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it impales you on one of it's tail spikes.

I wish I could phase through objects at will.

[Murloc Tyrannus]

Granted, but you get trapped somewhere while phasing.

I wish for a 1-up mushroom.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it's the only one in existance.

I wish for a mountain of ice cream.