RPGtopia E-war

[Doc 42]

So I logged in and noticed a severe lack of douche baggery on the site. As pleasantly surprised as I was, I just couldn't for the life of me figure out what was up.

Then it hit me, that silly Second in Command, TT, is gone for the weekend. You obviously know what that means?

*Bulldozer smashes through the wall of the search icon and squid robots pour into the dormant fortress, hauling TT's dormant body out into the e-war section*

*construction company sets to work, fixing the site sign to read 'DOCtopia'*

*begins plotting horrific fate to befall TT*


*meanwhile, cranes erect giant bill board, reading "RULES: IT'S BACK"*

[TyrannoTitan]

WHO WANTS SOME ******* NESQUICK?

[C S]

*Wonders how much the hotel will charge TT for that post*

Prolly a buttfuck ton

[Doc 42]

*Gag's TT with potato*
Quiet you
*squid robots surround CS*
You too.
Get him.
*Squid robots lunge in*

Removes chains of binding

[C S]

DON'T BREAK MY BUTT

*Grabs a squid tentacle and spins in place hoping to bat the others away like a badiss*

*Gets utterly buried by squid*

[Doc 42]

*Squid robots haul out a tank full of cats, while the construction company finishes modifying the sign in the background*

*chucks TT into the 4 meter deep cat bath*

*TT sinks*

*Squid robots fold CS into a paper airplane*
*Begins loading him onto a ballista*

[C S]

Well this isn't so bad. Except for the broken bones and grossly dislocated proportions, this is fun!

Fly me to the mooooon


*eagerly awaits take off*

[Doc 42]

*launches CS at Giratina*
*awaits impact eagerly*

[C S]

*Drops out of the sky after only a couple tens of meters*

Ow. I am not a well designed airplane :<

[Doc 42]

*fires Squid robot foreman*
*hires Aircrest*
Planeify that CS, immediately, and properly.

[C S]

Aircrest: Uh...right...lets see here...

*Giant cloud forms as Aircrest scrambles to work, obscuring both of us for a few moments. When the dust clears I have been stuck with a few feathers and shag carpeting*

Aircrest: That should do it...I think

[Giratina93]

*Is busy tending to sunflower field, before noticing the action going on in the distance.*

I swore I'd stay away from this trap... but for old time's sake, I guess I can have a little bit of fun, if Doc's so wanting to have this around...

*shading myself with parasol, heads off toward the fun, the sunflower field and mansion in the field vanishing into thin air as a thin, sadistic smile spreads across my face.*

Let the games begin, I suppose...

*the ground around CS and Aircrest begins to buldge, as if something's moving underneath it.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I soon stumble into the E-war.

"What the hell's goin' on in here?"

I spot gira, and soon pick up a boulder before tossing it at him.

"Catch!"

[Giratina93]

*Rock is suddenly stopped, several vines latching around it and yanking it to the ground before it can hit me, as I whirl around, confronting G4E.*

Well well, isn't this a sight for sore eyes. It's been quite a while....Tell me, are you ready to die today?

*Points parasol at G4E, the ground trembles and cracks as numerous mouthed vines and roots surge upward, ready to crush him...*

[C S]

My tryhard senses are tingling! Doc the site has a boner!

*Uses my new shag carpet derived powers to take off at jet speed with Aircrest riding with a motorcycle helmet on*

[Kiryu Gwangi]

*slithers onto the scene*

...Spies!!!

*shoots everything with miniguns made of bologna*

[Godzilla Forever]

I unleash a nuclear pulse, vaporizing the vines.

"Forget you, Gira! Don't make me throw an even bigger rock!"

[Doc 42]

*Squid robots dog pile aircrest and CS and haul them off to the ballista*
*Cs is loaded onto it, with aircrest placed on top of him as pilot*
*Ballista fires, launching them at Gira. Again.*

[C S]

*Shag carpeting provides the lift and thrust necessary to impact with target*

*Aircrest jumps off at the last moment to be a paratrooper. Without a parachute.*

[Giratina93]

*Smirks.*

A bigger rock? Really? I don't think so...

*Eyes flare, G4E is telepathically sent flying right into CS, haulting their flight while causing both of them to crash to the ground, before I telepathically lift both of them up, then send them flying right back toward Kiryu.*