by C S » Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:32 am
Rutgers learned that the village was called Potu from overhearing conversations that wafted by the workshop. A small name for a small place. The classic stories always told of sprawling kingdoms that incurred the mighty dragon's wrath, while the small villages were robbed of its cattle by the rare vagabond drake. Just for some shambles of fortune, Potu was made the dragon's vassal. It was true that the classic tales did not allow for the nuances of dragonkind, a fault that bothered the axeman, but for his purposes, the analogy of slaying the dragon assailing the village before it can attack the kingdom was a fairly fitting one. He was not overly concerned with the poetry of tying dragons to the twisted results of humanity's most undesirable traits. Fiends looked drastically different from one to the next but they were still fiends. It was this lack of nuance and conflict that Rutgers steeled himself with.
He finished his workshop preparations and set off to the trees around the village, setting the figurative stage. When those measures were completed, Rutgers decided things were set as well as they ever would be in his favor. It had taken too long for his liking any which way; by now, the village would be divvying up what it could for Morrelie's sake without knowing if its people would make it to spring without casualties.
Rutgers went back through the city gates, past the watermill and down the path that led to the gathering hall. He opened the doors and was greeted by curious gazes that turned to surprise, villagers that were fixing the first of Morrelie's meals. Rutgers looked to Morrelie, and saw that she had... changed. Her outfit was no longer ragged, but he was certain the people of Potu did not have a spare uniform for her.
"Blasted magical devilry," Rutgers growled before bringing an arm out from underneath his fur coat. He lobbed a small coin sack at Morrelie, and it fell limply at her side. Her dark eyes opened slowly, one brow arched. The villagers winced, cringed and gasped. Rutgers tuned them out as his hands went about, freeing his bow and retrieving an arrow from his coat. He raised the bow, arrow nocked, and drew back on the string before letting the projectile fly into the sack.
The arrow stuck itself into the floor paneling and burst the sack, showering Morrelie with a powder of ground up herbs.
"Uh... these cause numbing if ingested, and drowsiness afterwards. Why are you interested in them, again?"
"I will be completely honest for once in my life: I want to get rid of Morrelie. As much as I would like to explain everything else you may be confused about now, we don't have the time. Just trust that I can, or I will die trying."
"'Completely honest for once your life'. You've lived a tale of mischief, or a tale of wickedness?"
"Is there a difference?"
"Mischief comes to an end by choice or the executioner's axe. There is no rest for the wicked."
Morrelie huffed and puffed. Rutgers pulled out another arrow and sent it flying her way, only to have it stop midway between him and her and snap in half. At that, he turned tail and sprinted as fast as he could back the way he had came. Plan A was too simple. Good thing there was plan B: get back to his carry-on. He had made it a few yards away from the hall with a burst of light shone down on him. He did not stop to look back, so he did not see the mage fly out of the meeting hall on a line of glowing links, which disappeared at the highest point of her ascent. She twisted about in the air, waved her wand and sent another chain out to anchor onto a nearby building.
Rutgers drove his legs onwards, clearing the gate as Morrelie catapulted herself up and over the village streets. She soared high and glared down, spotting the black-pelted man and focusing all of her ignited anger on his fleeing form. "There's always ONE dumb ******* trying to test me!" she roared. Her wand lashed out, a chain latched onto the village gate, and Morrelie pulled herself downwards at a dizzying pace before swinging under the gate's arch and launching herself out after Rutgers.
The axeman thought he would have had a little more time than that when he was plotting things through. It wasn't farfetched to think that the tired old woman weary from her battles and travels would be a little slow on her feet. Rutgers knew at the moment that her foot made contact with his back, he was dead wrong.
As though he were hit by a titanic creature from a frontier he was not familiar with, Rutgers was blown off of his feet and launched several yards downrange. Much of his short flight was less than a foot over the snow, which helped to cushion his inevitable crash with a biting cold as he rolled and thudded against the frozen ground. The axeman coughed as he picked himself up, finding that he'd lost his bow. A quick glance to his side revealed to him that it had fared worse than him, broken in two and lying a few feet behind. He frowned at the loss and realization that he couldn't be too sure he was really any better. It may not feel like things were broken now, but in a little while that could very well change.
"Not going to be a little while at this rate," Rutgers noted, looking back to Morrelie. There was no urgency in her stride, and she walked with the grace of someone who hadn't just executed a high speed flying kick, augmented with magic. The possibility of her doing it again had Rutgers suitably concerned, so it was onwards with plan B while the adrenaline was still pumping through his veins.
"Oh, damn it. I really am not in the mood to chase after suicidal morons," Morrelie griped, looking through slitted eyes at the man stumbling away out of the rut his body had left. She waved her wand haphazardly, summoning crackling orbs and tossing them without care at Rutgers, who dove and rolled with the agility honed from his career as a hunter. The erratic magic soared past him and burst against the snowy ground and trees, making the shadows dazzle with each bright explosion, leaving vapors to rise from each scorched spot that burned the nostrils when inhaled.
"I should have known something was up with you when I saw you standing aside from everyone else. I thought you were special in the other sense of the word, and I have to say, I don't think I was entirely wrong," Morrelie said dispassionately as she followed after the axeman. She covered her mouth with her free hand when she began to yawn.
"Oh, as an aside, I can't say I appreciate being drugged" -- she yawned again -- "If you had any decency at all, you would have used that first shot on me. It wouldn't have worked, but at least you wouldn't die a cheater!"
Morrelie's words trailed after Rutgers, and he took some satisfaction that plan A was not a complete failure. "One last gift from that faithful bow," he muttered to himself as he ran, careful of where he placed his feet. His carry-on was in sight. Before elation could set in, he heard a crack, and he dropped to the ground to evade the spell sent after him. As he had expected, a multicolored undulating oblate orb passed over him, which flattened further into a paper-thin disc. It hit a decently sized tree deeper in the woods and died in a spray of sparks and embers, followed by the gradual listing and subsequent collapse of the plant.
The prone, wide-eyed Rutgers couldn't help thinking, "What a day it will be when men can cut down trees like that without the use of magic."
"Ah, good. Now just stay right there..." Morrelie covered another yawn. "I want no mistakes when I cut you in half!" The mage called out as her vision began to swim, and everything in her field of view took on doubles. "Ugh, it's been forever since I was last drunk. Hey, idiot," Morrelie pointed at Rutgers, who had since rolled onto his back, "if I end up tossing your guts all over the place, that's on you."
"Duly noted. If I may, I think your comprehension of violence seems disturbingly rudimentary," Rutgers replied plainly as he shimmied away from the advancing mage.
"You kill one villain, you've killed them all. There is no honor or respect in it; you do it or you don't. I can't imagine why the hell you wouldn't, though."
Rutgers cocked his head. Villain, now? Was he missing something? He wasn't given any time to flounder in his thoughts. With the same candid execution as the ease with which Morrelie spoke her words, Rutgers felt an unnatural force wrap around him, constricting in nature. He wanted to yell out, but was certain that the moment he did, his chest would cave in. The axeman could only struggle in vain against the invisible hand that lifted him from the snow and tightened its squeeze.
"That isn't to say you can't enjoy ridding the world of evil. I've lived too long for my own good; every waking moment is a mix of exertion of the mind with the degradation of flesh with a dash of absolute agony to boot. The only thing keeping me from madness is a single goal that I keep getting sidetracked from by one ******** circumstance to the next."
Morrelie leered at Rutgers. The latest in her string of ******** circumstances.
"You take any joy you can get when you're in my situation."
Morrelie approached her captive axeman with the same patience of a spider closing in on a morsel caught in her web. Rutgers grunted and bared his teeth. It felt like the woman was stretching him out along his height. Getting ready to slice him in half like she had that tree.
"I haven't been happy in a long time." She yawned, then waved her hand. "And thanks to you, I have a bit of a temper boiling. That won't do at all. So, for the good of all those people back there, you're going to make me very, very happy, if only for a little while, and then I am going to regain my strength so I can go wring some information about worms from a death-loving demon-puppet. Deheldehpee, if you will."
There was a a tiny sensation that Morrelie did not register as she spoke, one of her feet falling upon the fateful tripwires that Rutgers had laid out. What she did heed was the telltale snapping some distance away, which had her swiveling her head from side to side to predict where the danger would be coming from. Reflexively, she raised her magical barrier, just in time to stop the two pike-fall traps Rutgers had set from impaling her with crude metal stakes he had milled in the workshop and tied to the branches. What she couldn't negate was the force of impact, which sent her tumbling backwards with the same intensity as her kick had sent Rutgers through the air, her full-body shield of light rippling with the concentrated blow.
The axeman fell to his knees and gasped for breath. Morrelie's shriek, "That does it, you're on my list too, you audacious son of a *****!" tore through the forest, her voice boosted by her magic.
"Likewise, you horrid banshee," Rutgers spat. He got to his feet and grabbed his carry-on. "Well, on with it, then!" he shouted back at her, then began to make his hustle.
There really was no rest for the wicked.
Nor was there any escaping for him. He'd only managed a few haggard steps before the shadows of the trees were replaced by overpowering light, and bright links of mana swirling with raw energy. The chains were spread out in between the trunks around Rutgers, forming a fence that closed off all routes forwards, and all routes back. The ex-ranger stood there, panting, as he took in the gravity of his situation.
"Locked in with the lion, it seems," he mused, taking inspiration from the tales of gladiators and their spectacles against captured beasts.
Another cursory look around him gleaned that there was nothing to witness his end. No woodland citizen to pay their respects to the woodsman. Rutgers closed his eyes, took a steadying breath, then dropped his carry-on. He pulled off his pelt and let it fall over the bag. His hands then went to the hafts of the axes strapped to his back and he drew his weapons.
"No telling if I'll get to use you, but it was always the plan to die with you in my hands. Whether I take my own life or not."
"You can die stark-ass naked for all I care, as long as you do die. If you get out of this somehow, I swear, I will drop everything to find the primordial force acting against me and put an end to this mockery." Morrelie came to a stop several paces behind Rutgers, her wand held out to her side.
"It is a show of shortsightedness on my behalf, that I never imagined a beast such as yourself being able to speak, much less taunt me at my final moment." Rutgers turned to face Morrelie with the sternest glare of his hard life.
Morrelie's puzzlement showed in the fixture of her black eyes. "I don't follow. You calling me stupid, or...? Because as far as I know, this is the first time we've met and I'm quite certain you haven't seen anything like me before." She then shrugged, as if something had become clear to her. "You know what? I get it. I'm human too; we all like to pass our judgements first and so on so forth. Landed the knife-ears in some big trouble way back when, and it's going to cost you your life. Funny how these things go, huh?"
"You're... human." Rutgers sighed. "You may not look like any other fiend, but you are no less deluded."
Morrelie blinked a couple of times before she lowered her wand. "I've heard something almost exactly like this from Kristov, come to think of it. Something about mankind being cursed and arrogant or what have you. You call those things fiends, hmm? "
"You... Kristov...?" Rutgers replied with growing confusion, which Morrelie noticed with some degree of impatience.
"Yeah, yeah, you can wallow in your tiny understanding of things on your own time. I'm going to go out on a limb here and infer that you're the type to deaden those things all good and well, yeah?"
Rutgers nodded slowly.
"Excellent!" Morrelie's voice became airy. "You're not completely useless to me after all. Kristov is friends with these fiends. You aren't a friend of them. I'll let you live to go kill Kristov's friends. Maybe let you try your luck with Kristov himself." Her voice was decidedly grim again.
There were so many things going through Rutgers' head, so many questions he could have asked. But he had set out to save Potu, and he was dedicated to that objective. That drive, much like returning to the village, kept him from being swallowed up by the moment. That was why the conflicted axeman replied, "I will do this thing... but I have no idea where to begin. If I am to find this Kristov, I will need you to travel with me."
Morrelie shrugged. "Fair enough. I hold your hand and you serve as a meat shield next time I brawl with him. But I've been wandering around nonstop for ages now, and even I need to take a rest stop from time to time."
"We can rest in travel," Rutgers insisted. "The less ground we let them cover between us, the better." He spoke so earnestly that Morrelie took it to mean he was an addict for the thrill of the chase. She did not suspect that he was desperate to keep her away from the people of Potu.
"... Fair enough, I suppose. We hunt down Kristov, and you feed me along the way."
Rutgers begrudgingly nodded. Morrelie flicked her wrist and dispelled her chains.
At least he didn't have to find her new clothes to bewitch. Not yet. Not ever, if there was any benign force in the universe.
