^ finally knows what happens to people who dont RP on this RPG site...
(well, in Kuwait, we have this kind of government run operation that supplies Cops and ex-cops with normal house stuff like tissues, glasses [i think], paper, pens [very cheapy and practically useless] and other thing. anyway, today, i was asked to do a recording for some company [it's nearly impossible to find a native English male in Kuwait, for some reason, so they hired me, for 20 Pounds per hour]. anyway, the guy running the studio [it was in his house] was a friend of my dad's an amateur musician whos a wizard as far as tricks on the piano, keyboard, guitar go. he can play just about any musical instrument you give him, and do it a hell of a lot better than anyone else i know. he even knows Electrical guitar! Anyway, he is an ex-cop, and gets the advantages of this operation or society or whatever they wanna call it. anyway, he had a tissue box in the editing room [where he runs all the electronics from]. The translation of the "Society for Police consumer products" or whatever [the actual title has become a bit blurred. i need it in front of me to give you a proper Arabic-English translation] was stranslated as "Society of Police consumers". "Society of Cop eaters" was the first thing to come to my mind when i read it. it messed up the recording for a good 5 minutes!
me and the other 3 people with me collapsed. so'd the Studio guy when he realized the mistake. i was falling apart out of laughter....

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