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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:16 am

James said "Alright alright! i'll slow down". "you two really know how to ruin a man's fun..." he thought as he went to the wheel while commanding the crew to strike some of the sails. he glugged his mug of rum, and slammed it down on a table, and continued to stay at the wheel for a few hours....
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:30 am

"adeline speak for yourself i was talking about james his bloody battleship not my ship :D:D"
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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:02 pm

James looked at Yuke and said "Oi! Blondy! in case you haven't noticed, im on the fastest ship here! your great huge 76 gun clunker is nothing to be proud of...unless you take pride in having a large number of guns...or having a really slow ship! the Dauntless is faster!"...
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:12 pm

yuke grabbed his musket and shooted right of james' ear
"uhum you were saying,unless you didn't noticed my ship can turn verry quickly blowing a full broadside inside of your hull
and i don't think ....that youwith a ship like that can still sail full a holes
can you?"
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:30 pm

James was annoyed...he'd let it go one more time....
he said "Firstly, who on earth is this Kingpin person anyway?! i think you mus've had a bit too much rum mate! oh, and if you shoot at me one more time, you can go off on your own. i wont have crazy drunk fools shooting at me because of a joke they dont like."



that, is more of a warning than a post, to point out that your going WAY off th purpose of an RPG. stick to the character names inside the RPG, and dont do anything stupid....do what would be done in that situation, and dont say "oh well the musket is accurate and that was a deliberate miss"...that is just ridiculously stupid, and in reality, would probably end up in a massacre with everyone involved killed...

stop messing around, or the RPG will be locked
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:23 pm

Sorry JAMES
but you gave me the rum :p



(hell kp whats your problem you get annoyed because somebody faced you on the fact you always need to be better then everybody???????????)
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:44 pm

James nodded and said "sure....last time i ever give you any rum... :P ". James went into his cabin, and got his weapons ready....he had a bad feeling about today...



(im getting annoyed because you did something here that is practically suicide when you think of the behaviour of pirates. if a rum bottle nearly hitting a guy's head in a tavern sets off a tavern brawl, what do you think a bullet whizzing past a guy's ear is gonna cause? a bloody full scale war, that's what. also, im keeping to facts. if the Dragon has the exact same design as the pearl as well as the same materiels used, it'll be just like the pearl. since the Pearl is the fastest ship in the caribbean, that means the Dragon [now known as the pearl] is going to be the same. add to that the fact that a big 76 gunner is going to be bulkier and slower, it CANT turn very fast, because it'd need to be moving to do that, and it'd need a really big rudder and a very streamlined design to enable it to turn fast. but, a ship that big cant be very fast, and therefore cant turn very fast either. sorry for anyone who's annoyed or bored by this explanation. it's to straighten a few things out.)
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:48 pm

"well maby i'm better off alone, you go and save your father alone or with adeline i don't care i'm going to settle my debts with lord becket and maby i'll come back to help you we spilt up here and meet at any port you say
i shall have the heart of davy jones with me and maby beckett to cause that could be the only way to get safe away from the royal navy"
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:02 pm

James said "I like the idea....but, what will you do with the heart of Davy Jones? i need it to end the debt with my father, and Will needs it to get his father back. after that, feel free to do what you like. also, why not let Adeline decide? she should have a vote in this too". James looked at Adeline, his face showing a familiar drunken look that only Jack Sparrow could make...
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:05 pm

"i won't kill it,it would be an oppertunity to controll davy and the kraken exept we going to put the heart in a locked jar of dirt :D:D"
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:07 pm

James raised an eyebrow, and said "hmm...not a bad idea...and put the jar inside a chest...a small one, but big enough for the jar....a chest with a very strong lock on it, built into the chest itself....so that old Fishface and his crew cant break into it should they get hold of it"
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:12 pm

"maby its better to use an object as key
like your gun,cause your gun is unique so i can only be openend by your gun"
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:20 pm

James said "i know....how about a lock that needed a unique item from each of us to open it. with me, my gun, or sword. with you, your musket, and with Adeline....uhh...i dont know. what does Adeline have that's unique?"
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Postby HorseGal » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:32 pm

Adeline was silent while the two men went on arguing back and forth. She shook her head. "Men," she thought. They went from talking about their bloody ships to what Yuke called James earlier. Then trouble came at last when James asked for her to decide. She was about to say that she didn't want any part in this argument, but then Yuke started to talk again, this time about the heart and unique items. At last, Adeline started to speak up. "How about that pistol I bought?" She pulled out the black pistol with the silver design that went from the top of the barrel to the handle.
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Postby The Kingpin » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:59 pm

James said "that could work....a pistol, a musket, and a sword. that way, we can be sure that all of us are around when we unlock the chest again, and that Fishface cant open it without getting all three of us first. we'll have it made by a blacksmith while we're in Guadaloupe. when we split up, Yuke can take the chest, and keep it open. maybe put a block of wood around the lock mechanism extension to make sure it cant close until he takes it off. when he gets the heart off Beckett, he can lock it in the chest, and we'll meet him on that deserted island my father was left on. what do you two think?"
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:45 am

"good idea and you'll guys go to the island and prepare there for the night of meriment
maby it would be smart to start or own pirate settlement there so we got 1 place to go when everybody hates us
btw when i go for becket you wait one week if i'm not back within one week you come after me ok?"
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Postby The Kingpin » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:16 am

James looked at him, then said "ok...good idea. we'll come after you if your not back in a week...after you get back, we'll continue looking for my father, with the heart inside the chest that'll we'll have made when we arrive at Guadaloupe. of course, all this will be done after we are finished in Guadaloupe, right?"
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Postby Cpt.Yuke » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:16 pm

"indeed"
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Postby HorseGal » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:53 pm

"Yes," said Adeline quietly. She did not wish for them to seperate from each other, but it would be better. The job would get done faster.
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Postby The Kingpin » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:29 pm

James said "ok....i think we're done for now. i'll have the crew escort you back to your ships..."
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