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Postby HorseGal » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:56 pm

*HG Poofs in and decides to raise lair from hell with the flick of her wrist. Smiles and sighs in content, walking through the door and locking it, making sure that nobody would be able to get in. Inspects everything carefully and goes to sit on the couch to watch more Animal Planet while sharpening a sword*

Ah, nice peace and quiet...
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Postby C S » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:10 pm

*is in hg's lair's kitchen, in the fridge.* Time to go to the freezer! *jumps up to the freezer and sees an ice cube tray* hmmmm *builds an ice man*
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Postby Iceking » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:23 pm

-revives and gets an idea. grabs a sword, walks into the potc rpg, slashes eric across the face, kicks eric in the stomach with foot and slashes his head off with the sword.
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Postby HorseGal » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:31 pm

*Alarms ring off in lair*

Uh oh, character needs my help!

*Snaps fingers and poofs out of lair, searching around the RPGs. Looks in ISS to see that RawHide, RawClaw, and Killereye are fine. Also goes in RWRPG and FRPG to find that the characters there are also fine. Finally goes to POTCRPG to find Eric slashed up*

Nobody...tortures...Eric...BUT ME!

*Attacks IK, slashing the sword across his stomach and cutting off his arms, making blood stain all over the place. Steps on Ik and cuts his face up and pokes his eyeballs out. Brings in a swarm of killer lions and commands them to feed off of IK's body. Watches in amazement as they rip and tear at the flesh. Smirks*
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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:33 pm

*looks at the carnage and at HG*

mind if i join in?

*grins evily, fangs revealed*
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Postby C S » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:34 pm

*stomach grumbles* uhoh, me hungry... *sees the ice man and drools* sorry good buddy......*eats the ice man*
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Postby HorseGal » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:39 pm

*Smirks at KP*

Do as you wish to him
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Postby Iceking » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:41 pm

revives, grabs the lions jaws with hands and pulls them apart until the jaws breaks. decides to torture sharpclaw's soul. teleports out of potc rpg and goes to the section of dead iss charecters. whips out anti tank rocket launcher and blows sharpclaw up. thrasher, grunt, rainbowspine, sawfang, reaper and pitchide eat whats left of sharpclaw. teleports out of topic and to somwhere kp wouldn't think of looking.
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Postby HorseGal » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:46 pm

*Decides to go on an IK hunt. Poofs out of PotCRPG and comes back to lair to grab a rifle, two pistols, and a dagger. Begins searching for IK with rifle at the ready*
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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:49 pm

hmm....IK, has anyone ever told you it's impossible to hide from me? no? well, now you know

*walks out of a portal behind IK and grabs him by the neck. slams his face into a wall and lets him drop to the ground. puts a foot on his chest and carves his legs off*

now...im thirsty, and chocolate milk isn't enough. seeing as you're the only one bleeding here, im afraid you're my next drink. good night, IK

*knocks IK out and lifts him up and bits onto his neck, draining him of his blood until he shrivles, before throwing him up, and hacking him into a hundred pieces, and feeds them to SharpClaw's invincible soul*
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Postby HorseGal » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:52 pm

*SharpClaw hisses at IK and starts to devour IK slowly, ripping at his intestines and face. HG poofs in and sighs with a smile on her face*

That a girl, SharpClaw!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:55 pm

-is unharmed. teleports to iss rpg, decides to watch exile kill some of the pack.
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Postby Doc 42 » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:15 pm

*Stimeak bursts out of the Frpg and swoops into the ISS*
He roars and then picks up Ik and crusher. He starts flying up to the top of the site.*
That a boy! go kick crushys ***!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:22 pm

gets out of stimeak's grip, lands on the ground unharmed and teleports to the fan fiction section.
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Postby The Kingpin » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:31 pm

*massive tentacle grabs Stimeak as another pulls Crusher from his grip and puts him back into ISS. 7 tentacles surround Stimeak, each grabbing a limb, and pulling in different directions, destroying Stimeak*

Where's IK? oh, there he is!

*catches IK as he falls, grabbing him by the neck and slamming him against the ground, before dropkicking him in the face*

stay out of ISS...
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Postby Iceking » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:37 pm

-gets ouf of iss and decides to wait for hf to appear in this topic.
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Postby C S » Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:06 pm

plays cards with hydras* You know, its not fair that you guys have 9 heads, capable of teleathy, and the 9th head is looking at my cards.... *nineth head hides be hind the main head* Its cold in this freezer...
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:34 pm

*Grabs IK, raising him off the ground, stabbing sword into his back, the blade, piercing through to the other side*

*In Mechanical Voice* POST IN ISS!

*Kicks IK of sword, walking over and pulling his head up by his hair, slitting his throat and slamming his head against the ground*

*In Mechanical Voice* Threatening into posting...you people sicken me...
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Postby Hopeflower » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:34 pm

-turns into a large black wolf and snarls- GODDAMMIT, why is it always just me and TT? That is complete BULL ****.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:40 pm

*Kicks IK's lifeless body, walking away and pulling out list*

*In Mechanical Voice* Next: Shadow

*Charges Shadow, impaling sword into his stomach, quickly pulling it out and slicing his throat, swinging around and kicking him back*

*In Mechanical Voice* POST IN ISS!

*Stabs Sword into Shadow's back, slicing down, severing the spine before kicking him to the side*

*Walks away, pulling out list again*
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