Funny RPG Scenes
Funny RPG Scenes
by HorseGal » Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:41 am
Here, you make funny scenes and situations involving your characters. They can as outragous as you want them to be. ^_^
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"There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star." -Henry Thoreau
"There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star." -Henry Thoreau
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by C S » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:16 am
hehe...aw god, heres mine
Black Scar jumped over a crevas in the jungle ground, landing with a thud and a screech of pain. He continued running, beating up dark brown dirt onto the surrounding plants. Black Scar skidded to a halt, dirt burying his feet as dirt piled up as he came to a full stop. There was a giant grey rock wall blocking his path. "DAMMIT!" Black Scar snarled. He climbed up a moss covered tree that was about 3 feet taller than the rock wall. Black Scar panted as he jumped out of the tree and sprinted across the grey crack ridden rock, jumping over medium sized bumps in his path. An hour later, Black Scar walked into a cave, a small fire in the middle with some figure around it. "You got the "stuff"? A shadow-hidden figure asked. Black Scar responded "Yea, got the pop corn right here" The figure figure walked out of the shadows. It was me, Savage's ghost laying on the floor, Hydras beating on the 9th head and Josh chasing his tail. I turn on the TV and watch Jurassic Park
Black Scar jumped over a crevas in the jungle ground, landing with a thud and a screech of pain. He continued running, beating up dark brown dirt onto the surrounding plants. Black Scar skidded to a halt, dirt burying his feet as dirt piled up as he came to a full stop. There was a giant grey rock wall blocking his path. "DAMMIT!" Black Scar snarled. He climbed up a moss covered tree that was about 3 feet taller than the rock wall. Black Scar panted as he jumped out of the tree and sprinted across the grey crack ridden rock, jumping over medium sized bumps in his path. An hour later, Black Scar walked into a cave, a small fire in the middle with some figure around it. "You got the "stuff"? A shadow-hidden figure asked. Black Scar responded "Yea, got the pop corn right here" The figure figure walked out of the shadows. It was me, Savage's ghost laying on the floor, Hydras beating on the 9th head and Josh chasing his tail. I turn on the TV and watch Jurassic Park
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by The Kingpin » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:34 am
nah...i think it's funnier like this:
*Crusher looks down to see Pitchfeather running around his feet* WTF IS THAT?! AAH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!
*Crusher tries to stomp on it and it disappears* where'd it go?
*Pitchfeather hangs down in from his right eye brow bone, staring right into his right eye* Pitchy: SURRENDER!
Crusher: NEVA!! *slams head into a tree*
Crusher: phew...
*something is tickling his nose*
Crusher: oh go-ahahahahahAHAHAHAHA! STOP STO-AHAHAHA!
*Pitchy pops out of Crusher's left nostril* HI!
Crusher: GET OUT OF MY NOSE!
*Pitchy scurries back in*
Crusher: uuh....uuuh....UUUUH.....ACHOOOOOOOOO!
*Pitchy flies headfirst into a tree, getting her head stuck in a hole next to where a Compy is also stuck*
Compy: did that 18 foot Allo throw you in here too?
Pitchy: No...a 65 foot Rex did...sneezed me in here
Compy O_O' I DONT WANNA DIE!
*Compy starts pecking Pitchy's head*
Compy: YOU EVIL BUG-EYED B****! YOU BROUGHT THAT REX HERE AND NOW IM GONNA DIE!
EDIT: an annoying thing i find that keeps happening in ISS...
Crusher: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Everyone else: O_O' OMFG WE'RE DOOMED! AAAAAAH!
*Crusher looks down to see Pitchfeather running around his feet* WTF IS THAT?! AAH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!
*Crusher tries to stomp on it and it disappears* where'd it go?
*Pitchfeather hangs down in from his right eye brow bone, staring right into his right eye* Pitchy: SURRENDER!
Crusher: NEVA!! *slams head into a tree*
Crusher: phew...
*something is tickling his nose*
Crusher: oh go-ahahahahahAHAHAHAHA! STOP STO-AHAHAHA!
*Pitchy pops out of Crusher's left nostril* HI!
Crusher: GET OUT OF MY NOSE!
*Pitchy scurries back in*
Crusher: uuh....uuuh....UUUUH.....ACHOOOOOOOOO!
*Pitchy flies headfirst into a tree, getting her head stuck in a hole next to where a Compy is also stuck*
Compy: did that 18 foot Allo throw you in here too?
Pitchy: No...a 65 foot Rex did...sneezed me in here
Compy O_O' I DONT WANNA DIE!
*Compy starts pecking Pitchy's head*
Compy: YOU EVIL BUG-EYED B****! YOU BROUGHT THAT REX HERE AND NOW IM GONNA DIE!
EDIT: an annoying thing i find that keeps happening in ISS...
Crusher: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Everyone else: O_O' OMFG WE'RE DOOMED! AAAAAAH!
Last edited by The Kingpin on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:17 am, edited 2 times in total.
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
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by C S » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:49 am
Black Scar walked through the jungle,looking up at the tall moss covered trees. He then pushed a plant out of his way when he stepped in somethhing. "What the...?" Black Scar hopped on his left leg and held his right leg, which stepped in the substance. "HOLY SHI-! THIS IS- OH HELL NO!!!!!!" He ran in circles saying "AHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!" He then sped off in a random direction. It wasn't long until he was chased by the allosaur he blinded in the left eye. It rammed Black Scar down and onto his back. "GET THE **** AWAY!" Black Scar yelled, kicking at the allosaur. The allosaur was going to slam his jaws onto Black Scar but then, Black Scar kicked the allosaur in the nose with his right leg. The allosaur yelled "DAMMMMIT!!!!! THAT SMELLS LIKE SHI-" The allosaur fainted before he can finish his sentence. Black Scar got up and scraped the gunk off his foot and onto the allosaur's eye crest and jumped into a nearby river...before realising he can't swim....
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by Stallordasaurus Rex » Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:13 am
KP, everyone on Isla Sorna is scared of Crusher. 
cept for a few dinos.
Shadow: *hears giant foot steps* A brachiosaurus?*goes to investigate*
*sees Crusher in front of him*
Shadow: HOLY MOTHER ******* FRESH **** IN THE MORNING!!! *runs like hell*
Neptune: *sees a compy at his feet* OMG! A RAT!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT AWAY! OOMMMGG!!!! RUNNN!!!! *tries to run but trips over his feet and falls* Ow.......*can't get up*
*a huge pack of compys surround him*
Neptune: OMG!!! RAT ATTACK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
cept for a few dinos.
Shadow: *hears giant foot steps* A brachiosaurus?*goes to investigate*
*sees Crusher in front of him*
Shadow: HOLY MOTHER ******* FRESH **** IN THE MORNING!!! *runs like hell*
Neptune: *sees a compy at his feet* OMG! A RAT!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT AWAY! OOMMMGG!!!! RUNNN!!!! *tries to run but trips over his feet and falls* Ow.......*can't get up*
*a huge pack of compys surround him*
Neptune: OMG!!! RAT ATTACK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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by C S » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:33 pm
Black Scar was lying under a tree in the shade of the cliff behing him and on the moist soil. He sighed as he was drifting off to sleep.
Savage went up to Black Scar and said "I need to tell you something"
Black Scar said "Is it that your dead? cause I can see that.
Savage replied "No!"
Black Scar commented "Is it that Crusher is now dethroned by his own son?"
Savage snarled "NO! Talking to you is madness!"
Black Scar exclaimed "MADNESS!"
Savage yelled "THIS....IS...STUPID!!!!!!"
Suddenly a boulder fell from the cliff above the site.
Savage shook his head and said "I needed to tell you to move tothe left, aw well"
Savage went up to Black Scar and said "I need to tell you something"
Black Scar said "Is it that your dead? cause I can see that.
Savage replied "No!"
Black Scar commented "Is it that Crusher is now dethroned by his own son?"
Savage snarled "NO! Talking to you is madness!"
Black Scar exclaimed "MADNESS!"
Savage yelled "THIS....IS...STUPID!!!!!!"
Suddenly a boulder fell from the cliff above the site.
Savage shook his head and said "I needed to tell you to move tothe left, aw well"
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by The Kingpin » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:04 pm
uuuh....where's the funny?
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG
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by The Kingpin » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:17 pm
I SEE NO FUNNY! I WANT FUNNY!
seriously, look at the title. it says "FUNNY RPG scenes". not "LONG RANDOM SCENES BARELY RELATED TO RPGS"...
seriously, look at the title. it says "FUNNY RPG scenes". not "LONG RANDOM SCENES BARELY RELATED TO RPGS"...
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG
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by Hopeflower » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:27 pm
Silver jumped off the cliff and began flapping her arms depserately, trying to fly. "I CAN FLY!" she screamed, plummiting to the forest floor. "I Belieeeeeve I can FLYYYYYYY! I Belieeeeeve I can touch the sky! I see me--" Right then she hit a tree hard and slid to the ground. "OHMYGAWD!" she shrieked, examining the nails of one hand. Everyone rushed over, expecting her to be having a heart attack. "I, LIKE, BROKE A NAIL!" Everyone anime-sweatdropped and went backto what they were doing, aside from Steeltalon who whacked Silver over the head repeatedly. "GET AHOLD OF YERSELF, SOLDIER!!" the half-mutant snapped, causing Silver to sit bolt upright and salute her surrogate mother. "PRIVATE SILVER REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!" Steeltalon's eyebrow twitched as she barked, "I'M A FEMALE YA BLOODY IDIOT!" Silver cringed and muttered, "Right...I'll remember that the next time I sign up for the army..."
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by Shadow » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:58 pm
Blizzard and RazorEdge snarl at each other, both baring their teeth. "Give up." Snarled Blizzard as he lunged at RazorEdge. RazorEdge laughs and sidesteps the attack. "What's next?" Blizzard lands on back, scraping his backside. "OWOWOWOWOW!" Screams Blizzard as his rear end is set on fire. Blizzard looks behind him to see RazorEdge holding a match. "How did you do that?" Asked Blizzard. "Should I demonstrate?" Snickered RazorEdge as he edged closer to Blizzard, the match slowly growing into a flamethrower. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screeched Blizzard as he runs away.
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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by The Kingpin » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:12 pm
OK, so me and the staff were chatting about how Blade was currently being suicidal. i suggested sending him to Gigus. they doubted it would work, and i made up a scene on it:
Gigus: so where's your big *** rex pal?
Blade: Kill me
Gigus: uuuh...well, i just had an anatotitan
Blade *phew*
Gigus: im still hungry though! *CHOMP* wait a sec...where's the blood? where's that sucker gone?
*Blade sits on Gigus' head* OH COME ON YOU CAN AIM BETTER THAN THAT!
*Gigus swings his head up, sending Blade flying....but he never lands...* whut the...?
*Blade hangs from the top branch of a tree*...uuuh....HEEEEEEEEEELP!
*Gigus hits the tree, and it falls, squishing Fisty*
Fisty:...-_-'......****! IM STILL NOT DEAD!
Blade: who the...?
Gigus: *CHOMP* DAMN I MISSED AGAI-wuh? WHERE THE HELL DOES THAT ******* GO?!?!
Blade *hanging off the lower jaw*: DAMN IT YOU MISSED AGAIN!
Fisty: okay...i want to be killed because my life is hell, but uuuh...why the hell do you want to die for?
Blade: Shadowleaf died...it's my fault....anyone that gets close to me dies...
Fisty: wait wait wait....WTF?! YOU KNEW HER!?
Blade: *nods*
Fisty: ah well...i guess we're death buddies...
Gigus*eyes closed, hoping to hit them this time*: *CHOMP* *peaks* did i git em? I GOT EM! I GOT EM!
Blade and Fisty Together *on his neck*: NOPE! you missed...AGAIN! YOUR THE WORST KILLER WE'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!
Fisty: wait a sec..no...that was Blackscar...he sucked so bad it makes this dude look like he has a 100% success rate...
Blade: O_O
Fisty: yeah...he was a suicidal ******* too
Gigus: DAMN IT! IT'S NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE, IM LEAVING!
Blade and Fisty together: WAIT! DONT GO! WE'RE NOT DEAD YET! *they run after him*
Gigus: so where's your big *** rex pal?
Blade: Kill me
Gigus: uuuh...well, i just had an anatotitan
Blade *phew*
Gigus: im still hungry though! *CHOMP* wait a sec...where's the blood? where's that sucker gone?
*Blade sits on Gigus' head* OH COME ON YOU CAN AIM BETTER THAN THAT!
*Gigus swings his head up, sending Blade flying....but he never lands...* whut the...?
*Blade hangs from the top branch of a tree*...uuuh....HEEEEEEEEEELP!
*Gigus hits the tree, and it falls, squishing Fisty*
Fisty:...-_-'......****! IM STILL NOT DEAD!
Blade: who the...?
Gigus: *CHOMP* DAMN I MISSED AGAI-wuh? WHERE THE HELL DOES THAT ******* GO?!?!
Blade *hanging off the lower jaw*: DAMN IT YOU MISSED AGAIN!
Fisty: okay...i want to be killed because my life is hell, but uuuh...why the hell do you want to die for?
Blade: Shadowleaf died...it's my fault....anyone that gets close to me dies...
Fisty: wait wait wait....WTF?! YOU KNEW HER!?
Blade: *nods*
Fisty: ah well...i guess we're death buddies...
Gigus*eyes closed, hoping to hit them this time*: *CHOMP* *peaks* did i git em? I GOT EM! I GOT EM!
Blade and Fisty Together *on his neck*: NOPE! you missed...AGAIN! YOUR THE WORST KILLER WE'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!
Fisty: wait a sec..no...that was Blackscar...he sucked so bad it makes this dude look like he has a 100% success rate...
Blade: O_O
Fisty: yeah...he was a suicidal ******* too
Gigus: DAMN IT! IT'S NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE, IM LEAVING!
Blade and Fisty together: WAIT! DONT GO! WE'RE NOT DEAD YET! *they run after him*
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG
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by Shadow » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:27 pm
-RazorEdge falls over-
Rzor(RazorEdge): ow........
-RazorEdge gets up and falls again-
Rzor:oww..............
-RazorEdge looks down-
Rzor: Stop doing that!
Compy: What?
Rzor: Tripping me up!
Compy: Oh yeah.....uh, bye!
-Compy runs off-
Rzor: Get back here you flippin thing!
Compy: Hey I'm not a thing!
-RazorEdge eats compy-
Rzor: Saves me time.
Funny in my eyes.
Rzor(RazorEdge): ow........
-RazorEdge gets up and falls again-
Rzor:oww..............
-RazorEdge looks down-
Rzor: Stop doing that!
Compy: What?
Rzor: Tripping me up!
Compy: Oh yeah.....uh, bye!
-Compy runs off-
Rzor: Get back here you flippin thing!
Compy: Hey I'm not a thing!
-RazorEdge eats compy-
Rzor: Saves me time.
Funny in my eyes.
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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by Hopeflower » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:44 pm
*Clawfist has a hand at Steeltalon's throat*
Fisty: Give it to me!
Steely: I'd rather die!
Fisty: That can be arranged. *evil grin*
Steely: Wait! Here, take it. *hands Clawfist an antacid tablet disguised as a breath mint and some moss soaked in water*
Fisty: *releases Steeltalon and accepts the offering* See what happens when we co-operate?
Steely: Yeah, I see. *runs away as fast as possible*
Fisty: *eats the antacid tablet and drinks some water without realizing his fate* HAHA! Now my breath will be minty fresh!
*foam starts pouring out of Clawfist's skin, all the while he is screaming in pain until...*
*SPLAT*
Steely: HA! My breathmints. *eats a breathmint and starts out of the explosion area*
Fisty: Give it to me!
Steely: I'd rather die!
Fisty: That can be arranged. *evil grin*
Steely: Wait! Here, take it. *hands Clawfist an antacid tablet disguised as a breath mint and some moss soaked in water*
Fisty: *releases Steeltalon and accepts the offering* See what happens when we co-operate?
Steely: Yeah, I see. *runs away as fast as possible*
Fisty: *eats the antacid tablet and drinks some water without realizing his fate* HAHA! Now my breath will be minty fresh!
*foam starts pouring out of Clawfist's skin, all the while he is screaming in pain until...*
*SPLAT*
Steely: HA! My breathmints. *eats a breathmint and starts out of the explosion area*
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by Stallordasaurus Rex » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:10 pm
Its a quiet night, nothings happening...until..
BAM!
Shadow: ...............the hell..................*looking at a crater* .....
Yasha: OH GOD! ITS EXTINCTION ALL OVER AGAIN!
Shadow: But its the present day! D:
Dilon: And....*takes out a computer pad* If my calculations are correct, the world isn't supposed to end any time soon
Shadow: ......MY BOYS A GENIUS!
Yasha: TT-TT
Shadow: Teh **** is wrong with you...?
Yasha: ....I **** on myself...
Shadow: But we're supposed to be naked D:
Yasha: YOU MEAN I'M NAKED?! WITH MALES AROUND?!
Shadow: There are no dino pervs!
Dilon: *staring*
Yasha: SHADOW!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *sweat drop*
BAM!
Shadow: ...............the hell..................*looking at a crater* .....
Yasha: OH GOD! ITS EXTINCTION ALL OVER AGAIN!
Shadow: But its the present day! D:
Dilon: And....*takes out a computer pad* If my calculations are correct, the world isn't supposed to end any time soon
Shadow: ......MY BOYS A GENIUS!
Yasha: TT-TT
Shadow: Teh **** is wrong with you...?
Yasha: ....I **** on myself...
Shadow: But we're supposed to be naked D:
Yasha: YOU MEAN I'M NAKED?! WITH MALES AROUND?!
Shadow: There are no dino pervs!
Dilon: *staring*
Yasha: SHADOW!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *sweat drop*
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by Iceking » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:19 pm
red eye is caught sneaking into steeltalon's territory.
steeltalon:hey you!
red eye:i'm not doing anything wrong.
sandstorm:we told you to go somewhere else.
red eye:i am not allowed to give this to you?
*grabs nearby grenade, pulls pin with teeth, runs up to sandstorm and jams the grenade into his mouth, red eye runs a safe distance away while darkness and silver try to get the greande out of sandstorm's mouth. there is a huge explosion and all thats left of darkness, sandstorm and silver are some cooked pieces.
red eye:at orange sail can have some *walks away laughing.*
steeltalon:hey you!
red eye:i'm not doing anything wrong.
sandstorm:we told you to go somewhere else.
red eye:i am not allowed to give this to you?
*grabs nearby grenade, pulls pin with teeth, runs up to sandstorm and jams the grenade into his mouth, red eye runs a safe distance away while darkness and silver try to get the greande out of sandstorm's mouth. there is a huge explosion and all thats left of darkness, sandstorm and silver are some cooked pieces.
red eye:at orange sail can have some *walks away laughing.*
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by TyrannoTitan » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:58 pm
Funny, IK....
"Crusher (Sorry KP...Poor Crusher) had just killed a Para, ready to drag it back to his family. Suddenly, Greeneye appeared out of the jungle from ACROSS THE ISLAND, staring at Crusher's kill.
Crusher: "Oh...Hello Greenshit...uh....Greeneye..."
Greeneye: "Crusher, may I have some of that Para before you take it back to your family so they can eat it?"
Crusher: O_o
*Darkness runs out infront of Crusher, about to say something*
Greeneye: Darkness, me and Crusher are talking, please wait to tell him about the attacking Carchar that is about to kill Steeltalon.
Darkness: O_o
Greeneye: Humans are coming to the island!
*Helicopter is nearing Sorna, not yet visable*
Crusher & Darkness: O_o
Greeneye: I must go now, Crusher, for my mate will soon be taken by the humans.
Crusher: WHAT HUMANS?!
Greeneye: The ones that are related to the humans who attacked your Father.
Crusher: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
Greeneye: I am sorry, Crusher, I must leave now...
*Greeneye disappears*
^_^
"Crusher (Sorry KP...Poor Crusher) had just killed a Para, ready to drag it back to his family. Suddenly, Greeneye appeared out of the jungle from ACROSS THE ISLAND, staring at Crusher's kill.
Crusher: "Oh...Hello Greenshit...uh....Greeneye..."
Greeneye: "Crusher, may I have some of that Para before you take it back to your family so they can eat it?"
Crusher: O_o
*Darkness runs out infront of Crusher, about to say something*
Greeneye: Darkness, me and Crusher are talking, please wait to tell him about the attacking Carchar that is about to kill Steeltalon.
Darkness: O_o
Greeneye: Humans are coming to the island!
*Helicopter is nearing Sorna, not yet visable*
Crusher & Darkness: O_o
Greeneye: I must go now, Crusher, for my mate will soon be taken by the humans.
Crusher: WHAT HUMANS?!
Greeneye: The ones that are related to the humans who attacked your Father.
Crusher: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
Greeneye: I am sorry, Crusher, I must leave now...
*Greeneye disappears*
^_^
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by Iceking » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:11 am
"reaper had decided to leave his lair to take a walk about. he walked for an hour before he spotted a pure black raptor."
darkness:who are you?
reaper:i am reaper.
darkness:time to die, reaper
"reaper kicks darkness back and grabs a sharp rock to slash him. slashes darkness across both eyes with the sharp rock."
darkness:i'm blind!
reaper:thats what happens to those who dare to challenge me.
darkness:you're out of your mind.
"reaper cuts off the head of darkness and walks away with it"
reaper:now to set up his head in my lair.
Tell me, where is the funny?
darkness:who are you?
reaper:i am reaper.
darkness:time to die, reaper
"reaper kicks darkness back and grabs a sharp rock to slash him. slashes darkness across both eyes with the sharp rock."
darkness:i'm blind!
reaper:thats what happens to those who dare to challenge me.
darkness:you're out of your mind.
"reaper cuts off the head of darkness and walks away with it"
reaper:now to set up his head in my lair.
Tell me, where is the funny?
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- Location: crozet, virginia
by C S » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:15 am
Savage's ghost walks through ISS. He passes a tree and then snaps his body to look at it. "A phone...in the middle of the JUNGLE!!!!" The tree has a pay phone connected to it. The phone rings and Savage picks it up. BS snickers and says "WAZZZUP!!???" Savage widens his eyes and yells "WAAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????" Hydras picks up 9 phones and all yell "WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!???"
Josh picks up an old pay phone and yells "WAZZZUPPP!!!???" but the phone was ripped off the cord connecting it to the terminal. "DAMMIT!!" He yells.
BS drinks some beer and say "Budwiser...WAZZZUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!?????"
Josh picks up an old pay phone and yells "WAZZZUPPP!!!???" but the phone was ripped off the cord connecting it to the terminal. "DAMMIT!!" He yells.
BS drinks some beer and say "Budwiser...WAZZZUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!?????"
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